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Netwire - Novell's Southern California Regional Newsletter - March 1995

Here's a list of the Top 10 reasons people are giving for not evaluating NetWare 4.1.

Top 10 Reasons People Are Giving For Not Evaluating NetWare

10. I really like NetBios.

09. MACs & Unix machines are dead so they don't need to be networked.

08. My Omninet system is working just fine, thank you.

07. I want to stay current with my 3 Wizard certification.

06. Who needs a server? 137 Lantastic machines can handle anything.

05. I don't know where the naming convention is being held and I don't have a ticket.

04. Windows 97 is almost ready.

03. Real networking is done with shell scripts.

02. Who needs Directory Services, just call 411.

01. I prefer my Systems Administrator to work late, I'm dating his girlfriend.

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