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The Top 12 Star Trek Euphemisms for Death

12. Sleeps with the Tribbles.

11. Zeroing out the Tricorder.

10. Taking Acting Lessons from Shatner.

09. Pulling a Spock Without a Planet Genesis to Back It Up.

08. Boldly Going, Going, Gone.

07. Beam Me Up, God-y!

06. On Permanent Holodeck Duty.

05. Transferred to the U.S.S. Oblivion.

04. Achieving Warp Zero.

03. Doing the Vulcan Ground Meld.

02. Inducing a phase variance in the isolinear array to contain the tachyon particle overload, if you know what I mean.

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Star Trek Euphemism for Death...

01. Visiting Shatner's Hair.

 
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