The Top 12 Star Trek Euphemisms for Death
12. Sleeps with the Tribbles.
11. Zeroing out the Tricorder.
10. Taking Acting Lessons from Shatner.
09. Pulling a Spock Without a Planet Genesis to Back It Up.
08. Boldly Going, Going, Gone.
07. Beam Me Up, God-y!
06. On Permanent Holodeck Duty.
05. Transferred to the U.S.S. Oblivion.
04. Achieving Warp Zero.
03. Doing the Vulcan Ground Meld.
02. Inducing a phase variance in the isolinear array to contain the tachyon particle overload, if you know what I mean.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Star Trek Euphemism for Death...
01. Visiting Shatner's Hair.
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