The Top 12 Signs Your Soft Drink Contains Viagra
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11. The wife's pouring it on your corn flakes.
10. Its theme song is "I'd Like To Teach The World To Schwing."
09. As you walk away from the recycling bin, you can hear the cans un-crushing themselves.
08. Those Mountain Dew guys can finally express their true feelings for one another.
07. When you shake it up, it pays you 50 dollars.
06. New surprisingly-graphic 7-Up label banned in 37 countries.
05. Severe headache, upset stomach, blue-tinted vision-- oh wait, that's just regular ol' Diet Mountain Dew.
04. The fast food kid's remark: "Oh, it'll be supersized, alright."
03. When you dump a cooler of it over your coach's head, his hair goes all Don King.
02. In the blind taste test, it's pretty obvious which one guys prefer.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your Soft Drink Contains Viagra...
01. The Pepsi Challenge now involves a stopwatch, 2 quarts of Mazola, and the Rockettes.
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