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A Case of Shingles

A man walked into a doctor's office. What do you have?" the receptionist asked him.

"Shingles, "he replied.

So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had.

He said, "Shingles."

So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later Soon a nurse came in and asked, "What do you have?"

"Shingles," he replied.

She took his blood pressure, weight, and complete medical history. Then she took him to a room, told him to remove all of his clothes, and left.

An hour later the Doctor came in and asked, "What do you have?"

"Shingles," the man told him.

The Doctor looked him up and down and asked, "Where? I don't see them."

"Out on the truck. Where do you want me to unload them?"

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