An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says. "Aah, you're an engineer - you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer. "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies. "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and there is no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You have an engineer? That's a mistake - he never should have been sent down there. Send him up right away!"

"No way!" Satan says. "I like having an engineer on staff. I'm keeping him here."

"Send him back or I will sue!" God threatens.

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Oh yea! And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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