The Religious View of Life

Taoism	Shit Happens.
Confucianism	Confucius says, shit happens.
Buddhism	If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen	What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism	This shit happened before.
Islam	If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism	Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism	If shit happens, you deserve it!
Judaism	Why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism	I don't believe this shit.
Agnosticism	What is this shit?

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