A Monk's life!

A young man who was very dissatisfied with his life decided to leave it all behind and join a monastery. The monastery he opted for was very strict; monks were only allowed to say just two words every 10 years, and they were expected to spend much of their time in meditation contemplating their two-word statement.

After his first 10 years, the abbot called the young man into his office and said, "It is time for you to say your two words. I trust you have given this matter some serious thought over the last 10 years. Say your words."

The man said, "Food's bad." The abbot thanked him and sent him back to his cubicle.

After his second 10 years, the abbot again called the now not-so-young man into his office and said, "It is time for you to say your two words. I trust you have given this matter some serious thought over the last 10 years. Say your words."

This time the man said, "Bed's hard." The abbot thanked him and sent him back to his cubicle.

After his third 10 years, the abbot again called the man into his office and said, "It is again time for you to say your two words. I trust you have given this matter some serious thought over the last 10 years. Say your words."

The man said, "I quit."

"Ahh, it's just as well," replied the abbot. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."

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