Religious Bras

A man walked into the ladies department of Wal Mart, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the fitting room counter and asked, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" Inquires the man "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the clerk, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are only three types of bras," explained the clerk.

Confused, the man asked what were the types.

The clerk replied, "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

The man was still confused. "What is the difference between them?"

The clerk responded, "It is really quite simple, the Catholic type supports masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."

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