A farmer named Timothy O'Leary lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally died so Muldoon went to the parish priest.

He said "Father my dear old dog is dead and he was like a member of our family. Could I ask you be saying a mass for the creature?"

Father Patrick Muldoon replied, "I am so very sorry to hear about your dog's death. But, unfortunately we cannot have services for an animal in the church. However, there's a new denomination down the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe they'll do something for the animal."

Timothy O'Leary said: "Thank you Father! By the way, do you think $50,000 would be enough to offer them for the service?"

Father Patrick Muldoon said: "Oh well why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic."

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