Alvin is working away in his store when he hears a booming voice say, "Alvin, sell your business."

He ignores it.

The booming voice goes on for days, "Alvin sell your business" then one day adds," Alvin sell your business for 3 million dollars."

Alvin, still somewhat reluctant, sells his business.

Then the booming voice says, "Alvin, go to Las Vegas."

Alvin asks "why."

"Just take the 3 million dollars and go to Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas."

Alvin obeys and visits Caesars Palace.

The voice says, "Alvin go the blackjack table and put it all down on one hand."

Alvin shrieks, "3 million dollars on one hand!"

The booming voice repeats, "Go the blackjack table and put it all down on one hand."

Alvin gives in and goes over to a table and lays out all the money.

He is dealt an 18. The dealer has a 6 showing.

Alvin, "Take a card."

"What! The dealer has a..."

"TAKE A CARD!"

Alvin tells the dealer to hit him and gets an Ace. He has 19 and breathes easy.

"Alvin, take another card."

"WHAT!"

"TAKE ANOTHER CARD."

Alvin asks for another card. It's another Ace. He has 20.

"Alvin, take another card," the voice demands.

"I HAVE 20," Alvin shouts!

"TAKE ANOTHER CARD," booms the voice!

He gets another Ace! Alvin has 21!

Then the booming voice says......

"Unfuckingbelievable."

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