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A couple of women were playing golf on a sunny Sunday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed the ball hit one of them and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a medical assistant, "Please allow me to help. I'm a medical assistant and I know i could relieve your pain if you would allow me" she told him ernestly.

"Ummph ooooh nnnnoooo I'll be alright .. I'll be fine in a few minutes" he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

She persisted and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to his side, she loosened his pants and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. Then she asked him "how does that feel?" To which he replied "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

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