Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty in Golf but aren't:
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
09. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
08. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
07. Look at the size of his putter.
06. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
05. Mind if I join your threesome?
04. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
03. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
02. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
01. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
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