A Presbyterian, a Methodist and a Baptist and their wives are enjoying a nice cruise when a tidal wave suddenly appears. It sinks the ship and they all drown.

When they wake up they're standing before St. Peter. He looks at the Presbyterian and shakes his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Next he turns to the Methodist. "I'm sorry, I can't let you in either. You loved food too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Candy.

The Baptist turns to his wife and whispers nervously, "It doesn't look good, Fanny."

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