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Little Johnny paints a sign: "WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A DIME." Then he tells his buddy Roy to get his fire-wagon and both sit under a shade tree in Little Johnny's front yard, waiting for business.

Kathy, across the street, is not to be outdone: Her sign says "WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A NICKEL." She tells Nellie to get her fire-wagon and both sit in Kathy's yard.

Johnny's pissed. "How dare that girl?" he thinks to himself. Then, a flash and Johnny hauls Roy across the street. "Let's get some laughs."

Johnny asked Kathy, "Say, you move Anything?"

"Sure, Johnny. Give me a nickel and I'll prove it to you."

Johnny hands her a nickle. Kathy then says, "So, what do you want moved, Johnny?"

"Ha! I want you to move my bowels!" Johnny starts laughing hysterically.

Kathy thinks for a few seconds. She then turns to Nellie and softly says, "Here, Nellie. Hold this nickel while I beat the crap out of this kid."

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