After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her pupils how they spent their holidays, one small boy wrote the following:

We always used to spend Christmas with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people. They live in little tin boxes.

They ride on big three-wheeled tricycles and they wear name tags because they don't know who they are. They go to a big building called a wrecked hall, but if it was wrecked, they got it fixed because its all right now. They play and do exercises there, but they don't do them very good. There is a swimming pool there. They go into it and just stand there with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim.

As you go into their park, there is a doll house with a little man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can't sneak out without him seeing them. When they can sneak out, they go to the beach and pick shells they think are dollars.

My Grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody cooks. They eat out. They eat the same thing every night called EARLY BIRDS. Some of the people are so retarded that they don't know how to cook at all, so my Grandma and Grandpa bring food to the wrecked hall and they call it "POT LUCK".

My Grandma says Grandpa worked all his life and earned his retardment. I wish they would move back up here, but I guess the little man in the doll house won't let them out.

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