Top 20 Rejected Children's Books

01) Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?

02) The Unabomber Pop-Up Manifesto and Coloring Book

03) The Frog Formerly Known as Prince

04) Alice in WonderBraLand

05) The Legend of Three-Card Monte

06) 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie

07) The Little Engine That Could, If Only That Damned Gout Would Go Away

08) Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland

09) Where the Wildings Are

10) The Little Big Book of Necrophelia

11) The J. Edgar Hoover Dress-Up Book

12) Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick

13) The Crack House at Pooh Corner

14) The Dummy's Guide to Crying

15) When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It

16) Where's Waldo's Weewee?

17) The Dyslexic's Big Anagram Book

18) Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help

19) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

20) Furious George Delivers the Mail

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