A guy bought a new Mercedes and was out on the Interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.

As the needle jumped up to 90 mph, he suddenly saw red flashing lights behind him. There's no way they can catch a Mercedes he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 100, then 110. Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What in the world am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day," said the cop. "This is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guys thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

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