INTERNET HUMOR PAGES

GOOD:
A Seattle, WA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read RADAR TRAP AHEAD.

The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading TIPS and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Silverdale, WA. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of hand cuffs.

BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A WA State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball."

He replied, "Washington State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

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