Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS.
- White House Drug Czar Carlton Turner, 1986

The chemistry lesson from last century is that no drug has ever caused as much problems as the attempts to rescue us from them.
- Arnold Trebach, professor emeritus, American University.

We can never solve our significant problems from the same level of thinking we were at when we created the problems.
- Albert Einstein

The Grass is always greener ... when it is rolled up in a paper.
- N.R. Johansson

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.
- Baseball player Tug McGraw in 1974, when asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf

If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- Steven Wright

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
- Unknown

I used to have a drug problem, but now I make enough money.
- David Lee Roth

I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.
- Mick Miller

Reality is just a refuge for people who can't handle drugs.
- Robin Williams

I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice.
- Kurt Rambis, on drug testing

LSD is known to induce psychosis, in people who have never used it.
- Timothy Leary

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
- Keith Richards

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education.
- Leighann Lord

If the Fed had a war on abortion like its war on poverty or war on drugs, within five years men would be having abortions!
- Harry Browne

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
- John Hardwick

I used to get high on life until I realized that life was cut with morons
- Unknown

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
- Abbie Hoffman

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