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A man was walking along the street when he noticed a genie bottle. He rubbed the bottle and a genie popped out. The genie says to the man, "I am a special genie. You get 3 wishes but whatever you wish for, all the lawyers in the world will get double".

The man thinks to himself and says, "genie, I wish for a BMW."
(Poof)..the man got a BMW as all the lawyers got two.

Then the man says, "genie, I want a million dollars."
(Poof), the man got a million dollars and all the lawyers got two.

The man thought to himself....finally, he says, "genie, I want you to beat me half to death..."

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