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Three lawyers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three lawyers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers a lawyer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three lawyers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train had departed, the conductor comes collecting the tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the lawyers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money and all that).

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the lawyers don't but a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one of the accountants.

"Watch and you'll see," answers the lawyer.

When they board the train, the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three lawyers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the lawyers leaves the restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, Please."

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