California State Attorney Season And Bag Limits

GENERAL

01. Any person with a valid hunting license may harvest attorneys.

02. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted.

03. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If one is accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to the roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

04. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine or any type of aircraft.

05. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

06. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, $100 bills, women or vehicle accidents as bait to attract attorneys.

07. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, bars, ambulances, or hospital emergency rooms.

08. It shall be unlawful to hunt or possess any attorney who has been elected to a government office.

09. Stuffed and/or mounted attorneys must have a state health department certificate of inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

10. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, female law clerk, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

BAG LIMITS

Yellow Bellied Sidewinder	2
Two-faced Tort Feasor	1
Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator	4
Honest Attorney	EXTINCT
Cut-throat	2
Brown-nosed Judge Kisser	2
Plea bargainer, without interest in justice	7

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