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The Top 12 Differences if All Mothers Were Lawyers

12. All baby girls are named Sue.

11. "If it doesn't fit, you'll grow into it."

10. Favorite bedtime story: Goldilocks and the Tortious Misappropriation of Personal Property Belonging to the Plaintiffs (referred to herein as "The Three Bears").

09. Perfectly acceptable to assert your Fifth Amendment rights when she asks what you're doing in the bathroom so long.

08. You *do* have to clean your room, and she *will* make a federal case out of it.

07. "Your honor, opposing counsel never calls, he never writes!"

06. Finding out there is no sanity clause.

05. "And when I get home I want your room... wait, did you hear an ambulance?!?"

04. Ally McBeal wouldn't be allowed to leave the courthouse cafeteria until she eats everything on her plate.

03. "Habeas your corpus back in this house right now, you little tortfeasor!"

02. "...If I should die before I wake; Mommy'll sue your ass for negligence. Amen."

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Difference
if All Mothers Were Lawyers...

01. "May I approach the witness? He's got a little schmutz on his face."


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