Before and After you get Married:
before marriage | after marriage |
you take my breath away | I feel like I'm suffocating |
twice a night | twice a month |
she says she loves the way I take control of a situation | she calls me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac |
Lucy and Ricky | Fred and Ethel |
Saturday night fever | Monday night football |
he makes me feel like a million dollars | if I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done |
don't stop | don't start |
the sound of music | the sound of silence |
is that all you are having? | maybe you should just have a salad, honey |
wheel of fortune | jeopardy |
its like I'm living a dream | its like he lives in a dorm |
$60/doz.roses | $1.50/stem rose |
turbo charged | jump start |
we agree on everything | doesn't she have a mind of her own? |
Victoria's Secret | Fruit of the Loom |
charming and noble | Chernobyl |
feathers and handcuffs | ball and chain |
idol | idle |
I love a woman with curves | I never said you were fat |
he's completely lost without me | why won't he ever ask for directions? |
time stood still | this relationship is going nowhere |
croissant and cappuccino | toast and instant |
blind | nearsighted |
you look so seductive in black | your clothes are so depressing |
oysters | fishsticks |
I can hardly believe we found each other | I can't believe I ended up with someone like you |
passion | ration |
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