Before and After you get Married:

before marriage	after marriage
you take my breath away	I feel like I'm suffocating
twice a night	twice a month
she says she loves the way I take control of a situation	she calls me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac
Lucy and Ricky	Fred and Ethel
Saturday night fever	Monday night football
he makes me feel like a million dollars	if I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done
don't stop	don't start
the sound of music	the sound of silence
is that all you are having?	maybe you should just have a salad, honey
wheel of fortune	jeopardy
its like I'm living a dream	its like he lives in a dorm
$60/doz.roses	$1.50/stem rose
turbo charged	jump start
we agree on everything	doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Victoria's Secret	Fruit of the Loom
charming and noble	Chernobyl
feathers and handcuffs	ball and chain
idol	idle
I love a woman with curves	I never said you were fat
he's completely lost without me	why won't he ever ask for directions?
time stood still	this relationship is going nowhere
croissant and cappuccino	toast and instant
blind	nearsighted
you look so seductive in black	your clothes are so depressing
oysters	fishsticks
I can hardly believe we found each other	I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
passion	ration

If there is no menu on the left side of the screen, you need to click here to activate the menu.