A frustrated father buys a lie detector robot to find out what is going on in his house. So when he gets it home he decides to test it at dinner. All the family is sitting together when the father asks his son, "Son, where were you today?"

The son says "At school dad." The robot swings over and slaps the crap out of the son.

The son cringes and says "Okay, okay, I was at a friends house watching a DVD."

So the father asks "What DVD."

The son says "Toy Story." The robot swings over again and slaps the crap out of the son.

So the son says "Okay already! So we were watching porn."

The father says "Porn!? What the hell are you doing watching porn. When I was your age I did not even know what porn was." The robot swings over and slaps the crap out of the father.

The mother laughs hysterically and says "He certainly is your son!"

The robot swings over and slaps the crap out of the mother.

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