Rejected Names for Windows 95
01. Stayfree MaxiWindows
02. Windows Ultra Bold
03. Hootie and the Windows
04. Sugar Frosted Toasted Honey Windows
05. The Artist Formerly Known as Windows 3.11
06. OS/2 Lite
07. Microsoft Robert
08. McWindows
09. Mighty Morphin' Power Windows
10. Start Me Up. Restart Me. Restart Me. Restart Me.
11. Bill's Interactive Graphical Architecture Software System (rejected because they didn't like the acronym)
12. H O L L Y W I N D O W S (In big White letters across a mountain or hill on the front of the Box)
13. Windows Wheneverwegetaroundtopublishingit
14. Windows 90210 - it doesn't really do what it's supposed to, but teenage girls will like you when you use it.
15. The Ex-File Manager: Trust No One Except Us
16. Computer Hardware Upgrade Starter Kit
17. Late Night With Bill Gates
18. Borgware - resistance is futile
19. Barney: The Operating System That Loves You
20. Apple Turnover
21. We'll BILL You and Windows $95 (upgrade)
22. Plan 9 from Microsoft
23. Windows for Weebles
24. Microsoft should have licensed from Paramount the name "Windows, The Next Generation." Instead of a "Start" button, we would now be using the "Engage" button. "Send To" could be changed to "Beam To." "GPF's" would be referred to as a "Warp Core Breach." DeForrest Kelly could be added to the boot screen, with a wave file claiming, "I'm an Operating System, not a DOS GUI!" Finally, if Microsoft could get him, the next version could be called, "Windows, The Wrath of (Phillipe) Kahn."
25. Safety Windows (It still may break but the pieces won't kill you)
26. Windows 24 (It's more than 16 but less than 32)
27. Windiseltzer + (If you bite off too much NT, use this for relief)
28. Deep Dish Windows (Chicago Style)
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