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Microsoft just invested $150 million in Apple stock. Why? We think the reasons are obvious:

Top 10 Reasons Microsoft Invested $150 Million In Apple

10. Bill Gates found spare change in his trousers.

09. First and last month's rent on empty office space in Cupertino.

08. Fee: Steve Jobs to give charisma lessons to Microsoft CEO.

07. Two words: Rhapsody 98.

06. Small price to pay for world domination.

05. Bill to Larry: I own you now, too.

04. Jobs and Woz threw in a signed Apple I as part of the deal.

03. Best way to assure Gates a starring role in next Pixar animated feature.

02. Easier than bribing entire Justice Department.

01. Strategic move: Apple users now hate Jobs more than Gates.

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