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If people designed nuclear reactors the way Microsoft designs software, we would all glow in the dark.
-- Electronic Design magazine


clone (KLOHN) n. See WINDOWS 95.


Windows Y2K

Redmond, WA (AP) -- Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

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