A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing 20 pounds.

"WOW!" From all, and congratulations. A woman faints from sympathy pains.

A few days later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked him, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?"

"10 pounds" was his reply.

The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He was 20 pounds a few days ago."

The proud Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and says; "Just had him circumcised."

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