Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions sent in by various people...

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

An experiment in artificial stupidity.

A few beers short of a six pack.

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box.

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Fell out of the family tree.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If brains were taxed, he'd get a refund.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Sky light leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

He has a photographic memory. He doesn't have any film.

A photographic memory but with the lens cover on.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

A room temperature IQ.

A gross ignoramus...144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

A prime candidate for natural deselection.

Bright as Alaska in December.

One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.

Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

He's so dense, light bends around him.

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

One neuron short of a synapse.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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