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There's a man with a bald head and wooden leg who gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note; "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg,you will be just right as a pirate."

The man thinks this terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg. So he writes a letter of complaint.

A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says; "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head, you will really look the part."

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. He writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.

The next day he receives a small parcel and note which reads; "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple."

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