State Slogans
Alabama | Hell Yes, We Have Electricity - or - At Least we're not Mississippi |
Alaska | 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! |
Arizona | Yes, But It's A Dry Heat |
Arkansas | Litterasy Ain't Everything |
California | By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda - or - As Seen on TV |
Colorado | If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother |
Connecticut | Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet - or - Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character |
Delaware | We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water |
Florida | Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills |
Georgia | We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism |
Hawaii | Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) |
Idaho | More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good |
Illinois | Please Don't Pronounce the "S" |
Indiana | 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free |
Iowa | We Do Amazing Things With Corn |
Kansas | First Of The Rectangle States |
Kentucky | Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names |
Louisiana | We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign |
Maine | We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster |
Maryland | If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It - or - A Thinking Man's Delaware |
Massachusetts | Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) And Our Senators Are More Corrupt! |
Michigan | First Line Of Defense From The Canadians |
Minnesota | 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes |
Mississippi | Come Visit And Feel Better About Your Own State |
Missouri | Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work |
Montana | Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, Honest Elections And Very Little Else |
Nebraska | Ask About Our State Motto Contest |
Nevada | Prostitution and Poker! |
New Hampshire | Go Away And Leave Us Alone |
New Jersey | You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! |
New Mexico | Lizards Make Excellent Pets |
New York | You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ... And No Right To Self Defense! |
North Carolina | Tobacco Is A Vegetable |
North Dakota | We Really Are One Of The 50 States! |
Ohio | At Least We're Not Michigan - or - Our Rivers No Longer Burn |
Oklahoma | Like The Play, But No Singing |
Oregon | Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner |
Pennsylvania | Cook With Coal |
Rhode Island | We're Not REALLY An Island |
South Carolina | Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet! |
South Dakota | Closer Than North Dakota |
Tennessee | The Educashun State - or - Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum |
Texas | Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) |
Utah | Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus |
Vermont | Yep - or - Too Liberal For The Kennedy's |
Virginia | Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? |
Washington | Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! - or -, Our Governor Can Out-Fraud Your Governor! |
Washington, D.C. | Wanna Be Mayor? - or - The Work-Free Drug Place! |
West Virginia | One Big Happy Family ... Really! |
Wisconsin | Come Cut The Cheese! - or - Eat Cheese or Die |
Wyoming | Wynot? - or - Where Men Are Men ... And The Sheep Are Scared !!! Home Of Brokeback Mountain. |
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