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Shakesperean Insult Guide

To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":

 Column 1  Column 2  Column 3
 artless  base-court  apple-john
 bawdy  bat-fowling  baggage
 beslubbering  beef-witted  barnacle
 bootless  beetle-headed  bladder
 churlish  boil-brained  boar-pig
 cockered  clapper-clawed  bugbear
 clouted  clay-brained  bum-bailey
 craven  common-kissing  canker-blossom
 currish  crook-pated  clack-dish
 dankish  dismal-dreaming  clotpole
 dissembling  dizzy-eyed  coxcomb
 droning  doghearted  codpiece
 errant  dread-bolted  death-token
 fawning  earth-vexing  dewberry
 fobbing  elf-skinned  flap-dragon
 froward  fat-kidneyed  flax-wench
 frothy  fen-sucked  flirt-gill
 gleeking  flap-mouthed  foot-licker
 goatish  fly-bitten  fustilarian
 gorbellied  folly-fallen  giglet
 impertinent  fool-born  gudgeon
 infectious  full-gorged  haggard
 jarring  guts-griping  harpy
 loggerheaded  half-faced  hedge-pig
 lumpish  hasty-witted  horn-beast
 mammering  hedge-born  hugger-mugger
 mangled  hell-hated  joithead
 mewling  idle-headed  lewdster
 paunchy  ill-breeding  lout
 pribbling  ill-nurtured  maggot-pie
 puking  knotty-pated  malt-worm
 puny  milk-livered  mammet
 qualling  motley-minded  measle
 rank  onion-eyed  minnow
 reeky  plume-plucked  miscreant
 roguish  pottle-deep  moldwarp
 ruttish  pox-marked  mumble-news
 saucy  reeling-ripe  nut-hook
 spleeny  rough-hewn  pigeon-egg
 spongy  rude-growing  pignut
 surly  rump-fed  puttock
 tottering  shard-borne  pumpion
 unmuzzled  sheep-biting  ratsbane
 vain  spur-galled  scut
 venomed  swag-bellied  skainsmate
 villainous  tardy-gaited  strumpet
 warped  tickle-brained  varlet
 wayward  toad-spotted  vassal
 weedy  unchin-snouted  whey-face
 yeasty  weather-bitten  wagtail

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