Mexican Words of the Day:

"CHEESE" Maria likes me, pero cheese ugly.

"SHOULDER" My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

"TEXAS" My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

"HERPES" Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

"JULY" Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

"RECTUM" I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

"JUAREZ" "One day my abuelita slapped me and I said juarez your problem?"

"CHICKEN" I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.

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