It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you're a tree expert. Can you tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It's neither, however, it's the best piece of ash I ever put my pecker in."

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