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All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. All left out a complete listing of all his surviving sons and daughters, a corrected paragraph follows.

He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons:

Sooflay, a restauranteur;

Guday, who lives in Australia;

Huray, a sports fanatic;

Sashay, who is gay;

Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa;

Sayhay, a baseball player;

Ojay, a stalker and murderer;

Gulay, a singer and entertainer;

Ebay, an internet entrepreneur;

Biliray, a country music star;

Ecksray, a radiologist;

Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders;

Raygay, who lives in Jamaica;

and Tupay, who is bald.

Also by seven daughters:

Lattay, a coffee-shop owner;

Bufay, a big eater;

Dushay, owner of a feminine-care-products company;

Phayray, an actress;

Sapheway, a grocery store owner;

Ollay, who lives in Mexico;

and Gudlay, a prostitute.

There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family.

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