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Paraprosdoians

Where this is a will, I want to be in it.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright - until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
To steal from many is research.

I didn't say it was your fault.
I said I was blaming you.

In filling out an application, where it says "In case of emergency, notify," I put "Doctor."

If there is no menu on the left side of the screen, you need to click here to activate the menu.

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