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An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says "Give me $10,000 cash or I will| beat you to a pulp!"

The oid man replies, "Woah wait buddy, I don't have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins."

The oid man dials his son. As he is about to speak the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says "So you train dolphins, well your old man jusSt hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I'm gonna beat the heck outta him and you!"

The son answers "Okay, gdve me 15 minutes and I'll be there."

In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a jeep, ten men jump out and beat the heck out of the expensive car owner,

Meanwhile the son walks over to his father and says, "Dad I train Navy Seals not dolphins."

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