Genie In A Bottle

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across a lamp. It said "Rub Me" so he did. Out popped a genie.

The genie said "Ok, Ok. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The guy said, "I thought I got 3 wishes?"

But the genie said, "No. One, take it or leave it!"

The guy said, "I'LL TAKE IT, I'LL TAKE IT!!"

The man sat and thought about it for awhile and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and says, "Are you nuts!!! That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete . . . how much steel!!! No, think of another wish."

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women . . . know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment . . . know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing' . . . and know how to make them truly happy."

The genie thought about that for a second, then said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"

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