Woman - A Chemical Analysis
Element: |
Woman |
Symbol: |
Wo |
Atomic Weight: |
Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175 |
Discoverer: |
Adam |
Occurrence: |
Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations. |
Physical Properties:
- Surface usually covered in powder and paint film.
- Boils at nothing, freezes for no apparent reason.
- Melts if given special treatment.
- Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
- Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
- Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical Properties:
- Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
- May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
- Softens and takes a rosy glow when soaked in water.
- Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in alcohol to a certain point.
- Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
- Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.
Common Uses:
- Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
- Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
- Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
- Can cool things down when it's too hot.
Tests:
- Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
- Turns green when placed beside a superior specimen.
Caution:
- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
- Illegal to possess more than one at a time.
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