Man - A Chemical Analysis

Element:	Man
Symbol:	XY
Quantitative:	Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches.
Atomic Weight:	155 =/- 10
Occurrence:	Found following dual element Wo, often in high concentration near a perfect Wo specimen.
Discoverer:	Eve (discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs)

Physical Properties:

• Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily.
• Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
• Difficult to find a pure sample.
• Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples.
• Surface often covered with hair; bristly in some areas, soft in others.
• Boils when inconvenienced, melts if treated like a God.
• Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol).
• Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution.
• Tends to fall into very low energy state directly after reaction with Wo.
• Gains considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature.
• Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.
• Rarely found in pure form after 14th year.
• Often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with polluted form of the Wo common ore.
• When pressure is applied, becomes stiff and unyielding; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, and/or flattery are applied

• Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get.
• Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
• Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged period of time.
• Pretty basic.
• Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
• Most forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible.
• May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under extremely favorable conditions.
• Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to Wo.
• Usually willing to react with whatever is available.
• Reaction rates range from aborted/non-existent to pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn the specimen bright red.
• Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.
• When saturated with alcohols, will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.
• Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers.
• Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.
• Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.

• Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favorable reaction style.

• None really, except methane production.
• Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
• Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo.
• Can be used in recreational activities.

• Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.

• In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
• Tends to react extremely violently when other XY interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very malleable under correct conditions.

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