Man - A Chemical Analysis
|| Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches.
| Atomic Weight:
|| 155 =/- 10
|| Found following dual element Wo, often in high concentration near a perfect Wo specimen.
|| Eve (discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs)
- Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily.
- Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
- Difficult to find a pure sample.
- Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples.
- Surface often covered with hair; bristly in some areas, soft in others.
- Boils when inconvenienced, melts if treated like a God.
- Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol).
- Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution.
- Tends to fall into very low energy state directly after reaction with Wo.
- Gains considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature.
- Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.
- Rarely found in pure form after 14th year.
- Often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with polluted form of the Wo common ore.
- When pressure is applied, becomes stiff and unyielding; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, and/or flattery are applied
- Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get.
- Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
- Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged period of time.
- Pretty basic.
- Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
- Most forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible.
- May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under extremely favorable conditions.
- Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to Wo.
- Usually willing to react with whatever is available.
- Reaction rates range from aborted/non-existent to pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn the specimen bright red.
- Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.
- When saturated with alcohols, will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.
- Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers.
- Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.
- Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.
- Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favorable reaction style.
- None really, except methane production.
- Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
- Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo.
- Can be used in recreational activities.
- Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.
- In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
- Tends to react extremely violently when other XY interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very malleable under correct conditions.
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