Male definations of descriptive phrases of women.

40-ish	49
Adventurer	Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic	Flat-chested
Average looking	Ugly
Beautiful	Pathological liar
Contagious Smile	Bring your penicillin
Educated	College dropout
Emotionally Secure	Medicated
Feminist	Fat; ball buster
Free spirit	Substance user
Friendship first	Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun	Annoying
Gentle	Comatose
Good Listener	Borderline Autistic
New-Age	All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned	Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded	Desperate
Outgoing	Loud and embarrassing
Passionate	Loud
Poet	Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional	Real Witch
Redhead	Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque	Grossly Fat
Romantic	Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous	Very Fat
Large Frame	Hugely Fat
Weight proportional to height	Hugely Fat
Wants Soul Mate	One step away from stalker
Widow	Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart	Toothless crone

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