Female definations of descriptive phrases of men.

 40-ish  52 and looking for 25-yr-old
 Athletic  Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
 Average looking  Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
 Educated  Will always treat you like an idiot
 Free Spirit  Sleeps with your sister
 Friendship first  As long as friendship involves nudity
 Fun  Good with a remote and a six pack
 Good looking  Arrogant
 Honest  Pathological Liar
 Huggable  Overweight, more body hair than a bear
 Like to cuddle  Insecure, overly dependent
 Mature  Until you get to know him
 Open-minded  Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
 Physically fit  I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
 Poet  Has written on a bathroom stall
 Spiritual  Once went to church with his grandmother. On Easter Sunday
 Stable  Occasional stalker, but never arrested
 Thoughtful  Says "Please" when demanding a beer!

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