Female definations of descriptive phrases of men.
40-ish | 52 and looking for 25-yr-old |
Athletic | Sits on the couch and watches ESPN |
Average looking | Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back |
Educated | Will always treat you like an idiot |
Free Spirit | Sleeps with your sister |
Friendship first | As long as friendship involves nudity |
Fun | Good with a remote and a six pack |
Good looking | Arrogant |
Honest | Pathological Liar |
Huggable | Overweight, more body hair than a bear |
Like to cuddle | Insecure, overly dependent |
Mature | Until you get to know him |
Open-minded | Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested |
Physically fit | I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself |
Poet | Has written on a bathroom stall |
Spiritual | Once went to church with his grandmother. On Easter Sunday |
Stable | Occasional stalker, but never arrested |
Thoughtful | Says "Please" when demanding a beer! |
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