A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are. The girl responds:

Which one? We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95;
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95;
Shopping Barbie: $19.95;
Surfer Barbie: $19.95;
Disco Barbie: $19.95;
Divorced Barbie: $299.95

Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewelry
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
Ken's best friend

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