The Top 13 Acronyms Least Used In Personals Ads

13. UYFSOMWPOV -- Ugly Yet Financially Secure Older Male With Plenty Of Viagra

12. JRLA -- Janet Reno Look-Alike

11. POJHFC -- President Of Jesse Helms Fan Club

10. CWP -- Cigar-Wielding President

09. MSG S/G W/B M/F KOP WPFYB -- Moonwalking Single-Gloved Straight/Gay White/Black Male/Female King Of Pop With Predilection For Young Boys

08. RHMI -- Really Hip Macarena Instructor

07. HAWGSOH -- Heroin Addict With Great Sense Of Humor

06. VEBJ -- Very Expensive Boob Job

05. STLSM -- Showtune Loving Straight Male

04. SWFWHBTP -- Single White Female Who Has Blown The President

03. EHWC -- Extremely Hairy White Chick

02. WARSADAP -- Works At Radio Shack And Drives A Pinto

and Top5's Number 1 Acronym Least Used In Personals Ads...

01. WSUBFC -- Will Screw Ugly Bastards for Cash

 
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