1970 vs. 2000 - 30 Years Makes A Difference
1970 | 2000 |
Long hair. | Longing for hair. |
The perfect high. | The perfect high yield mutual fund. |
Keg. | EKG. |
Acid Rock. | Acid Reflux. |
Moving to California because it's cool. | Moving to California because it's warm. |
Growing pot. | Growing pot belly. |
Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents. | Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children. |
Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. | Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. |
Popping pills, smoking joints. | Popping joints, taking pills. |
President struggles with Fidel. | President struggles with fidelity. |
The Grateful Dead. | Dr. Kervorkian. |
Getting out to a hip new joint. | Getting a new hip joint. |
Rolling Stones. | Kidney stones. |
Being called into the principal's office. | Calling the principal's office. |
Screw the system. | Upgrade the system. |
Peace sign. | Mercedes logo. |
Parents begging you to get your hair cut. | Children begging you to get their heads shaved. |
Take acid. | Take antacid. |
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