An 86 year old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal.

The doctor says, "Eddie everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at piece with God?"

Eddie replies, "God and I are tight." He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *POOF* the light goes on.When I'm done *POOF* the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Eddie's wife. "Carolyn," he says, "Eddie is doing fine but I had to call you because I"m aware of his relationship with God. Is it rue that when he gets up during the night and *POOF* the light comes in in the bathroom, and when he's done *POOF* the light goes off?"

"OH MY GOD?" Carolyn exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigator again!!!"

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