Trigger Warning:
This is a free speech sanctuary zone.
Diversity of thought is encouraged, not suppressed.
Facts and science are NOT fluid, neither is gender.
If you have trouble accepting the truth and dissenting opinions,
please return to the dark ages where you came from.
The freedoms you surrender today are the freedoms your grand children will never know existed.
In this house we KNOW:
Biden stole the election.
Fauci can't be trusted.
Bill Gates isn't a doctor.
Hillary belongs in prison.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
Media is propaganda.
Support: LGBTQ
Let's Get Biden To Quit.
Democrats are one big FRAT party:
Fascists Racists Abortionists Thugs
Racist:
Rather Annoying Communist Inspired Silencing Tactic
LIBERAL:
Lazy Ignorant Bastards Exuding Racism and Lies
DILDOS:
Desperate Intolerant Liberals Destroying Our Society
Degenerate Intolerant Liberals Destroying Our Society
CUNT:
Can't Understand Normal Thinking
BBC:
Brexit Bashing Corporation
Join SCUMI
Search for Congressional Unexplained Missing Intelligence
Fake Scare:
Facts And Knowledge Epidemic
KAREN
Know your rights,
Accuse everyone,
Request a manager,
Escalate to authorities,
Neglect reason
Black Lives Matter!*
*Except unborn black babies, black cops, black Trump voters,
black business owners, black on black homicide victims, ...
| Broke | Burn | Black | Black | Black | Belligerent | Black | Believe | Biden's | Biden | Black | Buy | Barack's |
| Lives | Loot | Liars | Lies | Lies | Lying | Looting | Leftist | Laptop | Loves | Line | Large | Lies |
| Matter | Murder | Matter | Matter | Muttered | Marxists | Marxists | Motherfvckers | Matters | Minors | Marxists | Mansions | Matter |
| Democrats support: | Republicans support: |
| Indignant Ingratitude | Positive Attitude |
| You owe me a living | Generous and Giving |
| My free ride is ending | Cut government spending |
| Damn you, more taxes | Work hard then relax |
| favor the elite | favor "we the people" |
| seek to subjugate | seek to liberate |
| seek to divide | seek to unite |
| seek to exploit | seek to protect |
| seek to disenfranchise | seek to empower |
| deman conformity | encourage individuality |
| fear opposing ideas | welcome opposing ideas |
| promote violence | promote peace |
| promote fear | promote hope |
| promote ignorance | promote education |
| promote deception | promote truth |
| believe people are bad | believe people are good |
| Globalism | Nationalism |
| Collectivism | Individual Liberty |
| Slavery | Freedom |
| Endless lockdowns | Open Society |
| Centralized Power | Decentralized power |
| More government control | Less government control |
| Big Government | Small Government |
| Against term limits | Favor term limits |
| Identity Politics | Content of character |
| Socialism | Capitalism |
| Communism | Capitalism |
| 64 genders | Men and women |
| Censorship | Free Speech |
| Cancel culture | Forgiveness |
| Lies | Truth |
| If you disagree you are evil | If you disagree you aren't evil |
| Political correctness | Honesty |
| Pro-war | Anti-war |
| Anti-life | Pro-life |
| Killing babies | Letting babies live |
| Diversity is strength | Unity is strength |
| Riots and looting | Law and order |
| Quotas | Meritocracy |
| Equality of outcome | Equality of opportunity |
| Victimhood | Personal responsibility |
| Defunding Police | Supporting Police |
| Gun Control | Gun Rights |
| Open Borders | Border Control |
| Illegal lmmigration | Legal Immigration |
| Higher Taxes | Lower Taxes |
| Weak Military | Strong Military |
| Over-Regulation | Minimal Regulation |
| Big Business | Small Business |
| Let Anyone Vote | Voter ID |
| Welfare State | Working Class |
| Welfare State and Government assistance | Individual Responsibility |
| Poverty | Prosperity |
| Liberalism | Conservatism |
| Treason | Patriotism |
| Imaginary threats | Real threats |
| Global cooling | It's cold outside |
| Global warming | It's hot outside |
| conservative DACA | liberal DACA |
| Deporting | Democrats |
| All | Against |
| Criminal | Children of |
| Aliens | America |
| conservative LGBT | hipster LGBT | Muslim LGBT |
| Liquor | Lettuce | Lynch |
| Guns | Guac | Gays |
| Bacon, and | Bacon, and | Blacks, and |
| Tits | Tomato | Trans |
| Antifa | 6 year old |
| throws fits when they don't get their way | throws fits when they don't get their way |
| solves problems with physical violence | solves problems with physical violence |
| intelligence of a brick | intelligence of a brick |
| weak | weak |
| Celebrities claim: | Celebrities lifestyle: |
| walls are racist | live in gated communities |
| guns are bad | have armed guards |
| save the environment | fly in private jets |
| Male Privilege | Men | Women |
| Deaths in battle | Men 97.7% | Women 2.3% |
| Homelessness | Men 62% | Women 38% |
| Suicides | Men 77.9% | Women 22.1% |
| Homicides | Men 77.4% | Women 22.6% |
| Workplace deaths | Men 93% | Women 7% |
| College graduates | Men 40% | Women 60% |
| Winners of custody | Men 17.8% | Women 82.2% |
Government is NOT the solution to our problem; Government is the problem.
| When Government Does It: | When Anyone Else Does It: |
| No-Knock raids | Breaking and Entering |
| Property Forfeiture | Armed Robbery |
| The Draft | Indentured Servitude |
| Quantitative Easing | Counterfeiting |
| Income and Property Tax | Mob Tribute |
| Airport Security Screenings | Sexual Assault |
| Corporate / Social Welfare | Distributing Stolen Goods |
| Raising The Debt Ceiling | Spending on Children's Credit |
| Patriot Act | Felony Wiretapping |
| Do You Live In A Third World Shithole? | UK | Yemen |
| Acid Attacks | YES | YES |
| Frequent Stabbings | YES | YES |
| Denial of Means of Self Defense | YES | NO |
| Illegal to Insult Islam | YES | YES |
| High Tax Rate | YES | NO |
| Burning Slums | YES | YES |
Stop Using Anti-Taxpayer Language
| Instead of: | Say: |
| Government money | Taxpayers' money |
| Investing in X | Spending taxpayers' money on X |
| We're asking people to pay a bit more tax | We will use the threat of imprisonment to force people to pay more tax |
| Free | Paid for by taxpayers |
National Emergencies
| Obama | Trump |
| aid Somalia | aid America |
| aid Libya | |
| aid Yemen | |
| aid Ukraine | |
| aid South Sudan | |
| aid Central Africa | |
| aid Venezuela | |
| aid Burundi |
| Media Manipulation | President Obama | President Trump |
| Virus: | H1N1 | COVID-19 |
| Blamed: | China | China |
| 1st case detected: | April 15, 2009 | January 20, 2020 |
| Number of Cases: | 60.8 million | 4.6 million |
| declared national emergency: | October 24, 2009 | January 1, 2020 |
| death toll when emergency declared: | 1,000+ | 1 |
| 1st travel ban: | none | January 31, 2020 |
| Quarantine: | none | January 29, 2020 |
| 2nd travel ban: | none | February 29, 2020 |
| 3rd travel ban: | none | March 11, 2020 |
| Panic Level: | zero | mass hysteria |
| Florida | New York | |
| Governor: | Ron DeSantis (R) | Andrew Cuomo (D) |
| Population: | 22,000,000 | 19,500,000 |
| State income tax: | 0% | 8% |
| State Budget: | balanced | unbalanced - in debt |
| COVID-19 Cases: | 42,402 | 338,617 |
| Covid-19 Deaths: | 1,827 | 27,448 |
| Media thinks | bad job | good job |
| Year | Name | Origin | U.S.Deaths |
| 1957-1958 | H2N2 | China | 116,000 |
| 1968-1969 | H3N2 | China | 100,000 |
| 1997-2004 | H5N1 | China | ? |
| 2003 | SARS | China | 90,000 |
| 2006 | Bird Flu | China | ? |
| 2009 | Swine Flu | China | 12,000 |
| 2013 | Porcine Pestivirus | China | ? |
| 2019 | Covid-19 | China | 90,000 |
A tale of two approaches ...
| Britian | Sweden |
| lockdown | no lockdown |
| peaked in April | peaked in April |
| 0.04% dead | 0.03% dead |
| economy torched | minimal damage |
| unemployment set to double | jobless rate holding steady |
| Democrats Then: 1861 | Democrats Now: 2012 |
| It's my right to force other people to work my fields. | It's my right to force other people to pay for my healthcare. |
| Always classify citizens by race | Always classify citizens by race |
| Allow paramilitary wing to beat up Republicans | Allow paramilitary wing to beat up Republicans |
| Threaten violence if they lose an election | Threaten violence if they lose an election |
| Supported by corrupt Urban political machines | Supported by corrupt Urban political machines |
| Censor mail to prevent ideas they don't like | Censor ideas they don't like. |
YOUR OUTRAGE IS MANUFACTURED
| 500+ BLM RIOTS | JANUARY 6 CAPITOL RIOT |
| Left-Wing Violence | Right-Wing Violence |
| Encouraged by media & Democrat politicians | Encouraged only by fringe political groups |
| Media Covered Up/Minimized | Media Lied and Exaggerated |
| Lasted 7 months | Lasted several hours |
| Condemned mostly by Republicans | Condemned by all Republicans & Democrats |
| Police force used | Police force used |
| 23+ people shot dead | 1 person shot dead |
| 2,037 officers assaulted | 140 officers assaulted |
| 700 officers injured | 14 officers injured |
| 150+ federal buildings damaged | 1 federal building damaged |
| Hundreds of small businesses destroyed | No small businesses destroyed |
| $1B - $2B damage | $1.5M damage |
| Protestors Bailed Out or Not Arrested | Protestors Kept In Solitary Confinement |
| National Encouragement | National Outrage |
Media Narrative Chart (for reporting violent crime)
| Attacker | Victim | Narrative |
| non-white shooter | white | gun control |
| white shooter | non-white | racism, flags |
| non-white | non-white | run story about the Kardashians instead |
| police officer | non-white | police brutality |
| non-white shooter | police officer | reaction to brutality |
| male | female | sexism |
| female | male | reaction to sexism |
| female shooter | female | gun control |
| female | fraternity | ban fraternities |
| non-Muslim | Muslim | Islamophobia |
| Muslim | non-Muslim | reaction to Islamophobia |
| Muslim | Muslim | Kardashian |
| atheist shooter | Christian | gun control |
| terrorist | artist | need for censorship |
| terrorist | Christian | the crusades |
| Israelis | terrorist | ban Israel |
| terrorist | Israelis | ban Israel |
| terrorist | any Jew | ban Israel |
Racial Bias in Media Reporting
Your outrage is manufactured
| George Floyd, unarmed black American | Tony Timpa, unarmed white American |
| restrained with knee for 8 minutes | restrained with knee for 14 minutes |
| high with fatal levels of Fentanyl and Meth | high on Cocaine |
| resisted arrest | resisted arrest |
| I can't breathe! | You're gonna kill me. |
| no evidence of racial motivation | no evidence of racial motivation |
| history of serious criminal activity | history of serious mental illness |
| officer convicted of murder | charges dropped against officer |
| national outrage, glorified and martyred | silence, never mentioned |
| action | reaction |
| 50 migrants dead in the back of a truck | Media and Democrats SILENT |
| Biden flying underage migrants in dead of night | Media and Democrats SILENT |
| 750 migrants dead crossing the border | Media and Democrats SILENT |
| 107,375 people dead of drug overdoses | Media and Democrats SILENT |
| 50 migrants flown to Martha's Vineyard | Media and Democrats OUTRAGED |
HALL OF SHAME celebutards and other scum of the earth who are working to destroy America, and are loud and proud about it.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/06/cowardly-tech-giants-release-statements-supporting-racial-equality-refuse-condemn-mass-violence-destruction-lootings-beatings-video/
The following companies support Black Lies Matter and Thugs Lives Matter, but your life doesn't matter
Twitter
Google
Amazon
Hulu
HBO
Twitch
from:
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2018/10/28/hollywood-blames-trump-and-his-supporters-for-synagogue-shooting/
The following celebrities hate you and everything you stand for:
Ike Barinholtz
Danny Zuker
John Leguizamo
Michael Moore
Judd Apatow
Sarah Silverman
Matthew Modine
Julianne Moore
John Cusack
Jeffrey Wright
Debra Messing
Wendell Pierce
Bette Midler
Jordan Horowitz
Wanda Sykes
Josh Malina
Ben Platt
Andy Richter
George Takei
Randi Mayem Singer
Other celebutards who hate American and Americans but were not mentioned in above article include:
Robert De Niro
Alyssa Milano
George Soros
Johnny Depp
Jim Carrey
Whoopi Goldberg
James Cromwell
Jane Fonda
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Mark Hamill
Sinead O'Connor
Alec Baldwin
George Lopez
Tom Arnold
Ron Perlman
Whitford Bradley
Steven Pasquale
Jada Pinkett Smith
Rob Reiner
Chelsea Handler
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Fallon
Seth Meyers
Stephen Colbert
Cher
Barbra Streisand
Bette Midler
Madonna
Mia Farrow
Rosie O'Donnell
Jason Alexander
Billy Baldwin
Kathy Griffin
Christian Bale
Ellen Page
Katy Perry
and politicians and other IQ impaired individuls
Nancy Pelosi
Cory Booker
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Amy Schumer
Amber Tamblyn
Alec Baldwin
Don Cheadle
Rosie O’Donnell
Patton Oswalt
Sarah Silverman
Essence Atkins
Uzo Aduba
Gabrielle Union
Christina Applegate
Ben Stiller
Sean Penn
David Cross
Mia Farrow
Colin Hanks
Bradley Whitford
Sophie Turner
Amy Poehler
Scarlett Johansson
Jeff Daniels
Anne Hathaway
Chris Evans
Tommy Lee
Woody Harrelson
Christine Teigen
Jason Moma
Jamie Lee Curtis
Robert Redford
Rose McGowan
Harrison Ford
Patricia Arquett
David Crosby
Bill Maher
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Bono (or is that Boner, or Bonehead)
Jane Lynch
Ridley Scott
Sarah Silvermann
Axl Rose
Dave Bautista
Steve Carrell
Halsey
Janelle Monae
Cynthia Nixon
Patton Oswalt
Seth Rogan
Ben Schwartz
Harry Styles
Chrissy Teigen
Steve Carell
Patricia Arquette
Samuel L. Jackson
Michael Rapaport
Ice T
Stephen King
Ed Helms
Wendell Pierce
Billy Baldwin
Ellen Barkin
Ken Jeong
Ethan Embry
Piper Perabo
John Legend
Natalie Portman
Lizzo
Taraji P. Henson
John Boyega
Susan Sarandon
Pink
Spike Lee
Joy Behar
Lea DeLaria
Lady Gaga
Taylor Swift
Jeff Tweedy
Bruce Springsteen
Stephen Stills
Jim Gaffigan
Seth McFarlane
Seth Myers
Mark Ruffalo
Nancy Sinatra
Kiefer Sutherland
Will Smith
Gene Simmons
LeBron James
Sarah Silverman
Jennifer Aniston
Wil Wheaton
Neil Young
Whoopi Goldberg
Justin Timberlake
Leo DiCaprio
Robert Downey, Jr.
Shonda Rhimes
Sara Bareilles
Toni Braxton
Tea Leoni
Mick Foley
Alex Winter
Jeffrey Wright
Daryl Hannah
Mark Hammill
TRUTH
It's the new hate speech.
"During times of universal deceit, telling
the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
- George Orwell
When a Republican is in the oval office they all want to be Bob Woodward.
When a Democrat is in the oval office they all want to have Monica Lewinsky.
When you use pronouns to introduce yourself,
I'm assuming everything you have to say after that
is as idiotic as your introduction.
- Lauren Bobert
Every illegal alien is guilty of at least one crime.
When did question authority become shut up and obey?
How many recent mainstream media hoaxes did you fall for?
- Russian collusion
- Trump called neo-nazis "fine people"
- Jussie Smollett
- Bubba Wallace garage pull
- Covington kids
- Governor Witmer kidnapping plot
- Kavanaugh rape
- Trump pee tape
- COVID lab Ieak was a conspiracy theory
- Border Patrol Agents whipped illegal border crossers
- Trump stored nuclear secrets at Mar-a-Lago
- Steele Dossier
- Russian bounties on US soldiers in Afghanistan
- Trump said drinking bleach would fight COVID
- Muslim travel ban
- Hunter Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation
- Andrew Cuomo best COVID leadership
- Trump built cages for migrant kids
- Austere religious scholar
- Trump overfed Koi fish in japan
- Build Back Better will pay for itself
- Trump tax cuts benefited only the rich
- Cloth masks prevent COVID
- If you get vaccinated you won't catch COVID
- SUV killed parade marchers
- Trump used teargas to clear a crowd for a bible photo
- Don't Say Gay was in a bill
- Putin price hike
- Ivermectin is a horse dewormer and not for humans
- Mostly peaceful protests
- Trump overpowered secret service for wheel of "The Beast"
- Officer Sicknick was murdered by protesters
- January 6th was an insurrection
- Trump mocked a reporter's disability
- Elections were fair because no court found major fraud
- Government spending to subsidize green products reduces "inflation"
- Trump invited Nick Fuentes to dinner at Mar-A-Lago
- BYU students hurled racist insults at Duke volleyball player
Democrats inciting hate and violence:
1. Cory Booker says wants to punch the president.
2. Joe Biden wants to beat up the president.
3. Maxine Waters says to get in Republicans' faces out in public.
4. Jimmy Kimmel jokes about assassinating the president.
5. Snoop Dog makes a video of a fake assassination of the president.
6. Kathy Griffin poses with a severed bloody head of the president.
7. Johnny Depp jokes about assassinating the President.
8. Madonna says she wants to blow up the White House.
9. Black Lives Matter chants they want dead cops and fry 'em like bacon.
10. Antifa routinely assaults conservatives.
11. AOC calls our border agents Nazis and refuses to condemn violence against them.
12. The so-called "Squad" supports terrorists of Palestine and Hamas and routinely spews anti semitic rhetoric.
13. Congress refuses to call out Ilhan Omar for making anti semitic remarks.
14. Rashida Tlaib calls the president a motherf**ker.
And President Trump is the one inciting hatred and violence? Really loony libs.
I want reparations from every moron that voted for Biden.
Truth does not mind being questioned.
A lie does not like being challenged.
I want a government small enough to fit inside the constitution.
Human beings are born with diffeent capacities.
If they are free, they are not equal.
And if they are equal, they are not free.
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
The past is rewriten so fast
that you don't know what will happen yesterday.
If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization,
then be prepared to accept barbarism.
Claudine Gay:
Rachel Dolezal wants to be the next black female president of Harvard.
Why aren't nuns judged, but Muslims are?
3,000 year old American Indian proverb
Calm down
Mayor Wu's "Elected of Color Party"
has been renamed to "The NotCracker."
Before you make fun of children for believing in Santa Claus
remember, there are adults who still believe in socialism.
Democrats expect us to believe they can clean up the earth and environment
yet they can't even cleanup their own district and streets.
California Governor Gavin Newsome is proud of setting nationwide records.
Find a girl who takes care of you the way the press takes care of Joe Biden.
I don't know if the phrase "End the Fed" is referring to the Federal Reserve
or the Federal government and at this point,I'm okay with both.
Is 200 zeros a lot?
World War III won't make me forget about the
Epstein client list.
Survival Tip:
2.6 billion people around the globe are about to
celebrate the birth of a Jewish man in Bethlehem
2000+ years ago but some people still don't
think any Jews lived there before 1948.
Stop complaining about your life.
There are people literally living in California.
Statistically, a gun is far less likely to be used in a crime than a Senator is.
JHow can you tell it was a Palestinian hospital
Hating your country is like hating your parents and still living in their home.
Move out and be happy somewhere else.
What's a Left winger?
Liberal Seasonal Greetiung Card:
Inflation is not an act of God like a drought or a hurricane,
it's an act of negligence like drunk driving.
So what do you want for Christmas?
Wind turbines are like strippers.
They stop working when you stop throwing money at them.
I'm a liberal because I'm pro choice ...
If you have to ask for permission,then you are not free.
If you have 17 FBI mistakes and 100% of those mistakes
favor the party in power by harming the opposition candidate,
those aren't mistakes.
Trump: Hated for exposing the truth.
I saw a mail truck in the cemetery today ...
I guess they have started delivering ballots.
Twitter Advertisers: I can excuse the child porn,
but I draw the line at people speaking freely.
Me: What list am I on Santa?
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
A staffer was caught making a gay sex tape in the Senate chambers.
Man Caught Spiking His Female Dates Drinks With Viagra To
Make Sure They Don't Get Boners Because, "You never
know anymore these days".
Ours may become the first civilization destroyed, not by the power of our
enemies, but by the ignorance of our teachers and the dangerous nonsense
they are teaching our children. ln an age of artificial intelligence, they are
creating artificial stupidity.
The CIA in movies: We have to stop terrorists who hate our freedom.
Oh, you got a sticker for voting?
After a century of fighting for women's rights, and in 2023,
the women who are being celebrated have penises.
Instead of sending Pakistan 10 million dollars for gender programs,
why not send them a millio liberals with gender studies degrees?
Liberal Logic:
The world will end in:
Want to make everything electric?
Famous corporate taglinesw:
Christmas ornaments, drywall and Jeffrey Epstein.
Gavin Newsom is beginning to panic and is trying to grasp at straws ...
but he forgot he banned straws.
Bill Cosby joins Hamas so feminists will stop condemning him for rape.
Believe all women.
If you like your stove, you can keep your stove.
People against voter ID wanted you to show vaccine papers.
It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a
university and decorated with a PhD. will thereby cease to be a moron.
I'm not particularly fond of people who fly in private jets to a meeting
where they discuss how to take away my car and feed me bugs, but that's just me.
Billions of people around the globe are about to celebrate the birthday
of a Jewish man, born 2000+ years ago, but don't think Jews lived there before 1948.
When they say, "Coming to a theater near you."
It means they know where you live.
Liberal Logic:
HAMAS RECRUITING POSTERS SEEN AT COLLEGE CAMPUSES
Muslim LGBTQ Support Group.
Put 100 women and 10 men on a deserted
island. 100 years later you will find a thriving
community of men, women, boys, and girls.
All comments made before january 6, 2021..
Exchange each hostage for 100 Pro-Hamas US students.
Modern Medicine
Imagine a religion whose followers adimt they want to kill you,
but they say you have a phobia if you don't want to be killed.
Isn't it crazy how Gaza is running out of everything but rockets?
Rashida Tlaib says "Heil Hitler" was just an aspiration call for freedom.
Why aren't liberals upset that Palestine
is culturally appropriateing Nazism?
A keffiyeh on an American college campus is just
a hipster swastika.
You can't be intersectional without being antisemitic.
Never ask a man his salary, a women her age, or a
Harvard student their grandfather's SS rank.
When Europeans went to America they didn't find ancient
manuscripts of Shakespeare: because they were colonisers.
Israel is the only nation on earth that inhabists the same land,
bears the same name, speaks the same language,
and worships the same god that it did 3,000 years ago.
Tech Support:
Free Gaza
Radical: For gender equality I will call God "she."
A health remindeer to all Democrat women.
Any moment now, Christine Blasey-Ford will claim
Mike Johnson groped her at a crawfish boil in 1987.
Gavin Newsom shows solidarity with Joe Biden by
also falling on his face in front of world leaders.
I have a dream.
Welcome To Texas:
Liberal version of Steven Crowder's "Change My Mind."
Daylight Saving Time
Even a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ...
Liberal Logic:
Student: I want to learn how to do my taxes.
In order to promote equity
All live splatter.
I've seen a lot of queers for Palestine signs.
I've seen a lot of Jews for Palestine signs.
What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill
50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims?
Words to live by.
Mother to child:
I'm getting sick of the government reading my memes but not liking or sharing them.
This just in: China lays off their entire propaganda team
since American media is doing such a good job.
Cher says she will leave the U.S. if Trump gets re-elected.
Israel mocks Greta Tunberg over "Solidarity" with Gaza:
To clear up any confusion for the morally bankrupt ...
How can you tell it was a Palestinian hospital that blew up?
The dress code for congress should be tar and feathers/
New Oregon law removes reading, writing and math requirements
to help "students of color."
Only in America will we stop a football game, drag out the
measuring chains and look at a play 15 times from 6 different
angles to make sure we make the right call. But we won't verify
the integrity of an election of the highest office in our nation.
Modern Medicine:
Child: What's a conspiracy theory?
How Celebrity charity appeals work:
Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850,
but the last one was due to climate change.
The day Al Gore was born there were 7,000 polar bears on earth.
Today, only 26,000 remain.
Mask mandates are coming back?
If your city bans straws, but hands out free needles ...
you're being governed by idiots.
Cancel culture was created because the left cannot survive
in a marketplace of free ideas.
Never ask a woman her age.
How is an economically literate person suppposed to react when
Democrats start talking about sending out inflation relief checks?
Could it be that free-market economists were right all along about inflation?
Liberal Talking Point:
Biblical scholars now think 6.66 in Revelation refers to the
price of gasoline per gallon in the end times.
If everyone just doesn't drive for two weeks we can flatten the inflation curve.
College educated students who don't know what capitalism is
call it fascism because they don't know what that is either.
Democrats to hold June 9th hearings to get to the bottom of why no one
watched the Jan 6th hearings.
Death Toll Rises:
The pride flag is actually a QQR code. If you scan it with your
phone, a popup menu gives you 500 genders to choose from.
New study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no real harm.
The San Francisco Mayor happily reports less human poop on city
streets due to food shortages.
How long before Manwich is deemed offensive and
called Gender Neutral Meat Sauce?
I can't believe we still don't have world peace
after we changed the names on pancake and syrup packaging.
The ones telling you to give up everything
won't be giving up anything.
White House assures Americans we're NOT a banana republic,
we're a Democratic banana republic.
Why should you never drive around DC with your windows open?
United Nations Hiring Process:
The only time it's possible for a male to be trapped inside
a female body is before birth.
Feminist:
Liberalism is ...
BREAKING:
Camp Lejeune bottled water passes Bud Light in monthly sales.
I still hate commies.
Whoever thinks the government can be overthrown with a
militia, doesn't know how tanks and jet fighters work.
New study shows kids who are homeschooled could miss
out on the opportunity to be a gay communist.
Do you know what it doesn't say in the constitution?
Liberal Virtue Signaling:
Democrats oppose porn on the House floor, but support it in books for 8 year olds.
Cringe JunkPusher: We were unable to locate the source of the cocaine
in the West Wing because, uh ... the security cameras were
malfunctioning and the guards on duty that night had fallen asleep.
cop stopping a driver:
How to be a good climate activist:
Why do global climate conferences have problems finding parking
spaces for the private jets of all the attendees?
Threads is exactly like Twitter, but with
way more censorship.
The FBI has now placed a fence around their headquarters.
I'm not particularly fond of people who fly in private jets
to a meeting where they discuss how to take away my car
and feed me bugs ... but that's just me.<>P>
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus
I assume those other "genders" were pulled out of Uranus.
PrideMonth - you can't spell DEMON without priDEMONth
The most powerful government in the world can't solve homelessness,
but they can change the earth's temperature if you pay more taxes.
Why isn't China concerned about global warming?
Coming this spring.
Bud Light water identifies as beer.
Top writers of fantasy fiction:
My social credit score is good for 3 extra crickets on my sandwich.
Camp Lejune bottled water passes Bud Light in monthly sales.
It is sid that beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Since nobody reads 5,000 page bills, let's slip in "term limits'.
With the world in disarray, I beliveve now is the time to honor indigenous cultures
by sacrificing politicians to a sun god.
Whether it works or not, I see no downlside to the plan.
Car and Driver says 95% of electric cars are still on the road.
The remaining 5% made it all the way home.
New Chicago Mayor vows to fix all the damage done by the
last Republican Mayor in 1931.
If you hold a piece of Chicago pizza to your ear
you can hear faint gunshots i the distance.
Has anyone ever seen a biological woman transtion to compete in mens sports?
U.S.Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg is proposing
spending 20 million dollars on female crash test dummies ...
Now that we have a pride flag ...
Normal adults do not get angry that they can't talk to children about sex.
It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government
give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people
yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns
to give money to help poor and suffering people is nmoral self-righteous
bullying laziness.
People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered.
If we're compassionate, we'll help them, but you get no moral credit
for forcing other people to do what you think ls right.
There ls great joy in helping people, but no joy in doing it at gunpoint.
If planned parenthood was selling puppy body parts,
they would have been closed down yesterday.
Work hard and pay your taxes ... millions of illegal aliens are depending on you.
Melting Points:
Lorena Bobitt: Now offering free gender affirming care.
Motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist wins the Tour de France.
A good kick in the balls ... will solve your geneder confusion.
White bread will now be referred to as privilege loaf.
I called AutoZone to order a case of tranny fluid and got a case of Bud Light.
New study finds that hearing an opposing viewpiont causes no real harm.
Inflamed Gov. Hochul strikes deal to ban new gas stoves.
In this house we believe in getting woke and going broke.
Newest children's insult.
Parents these days are relieved when their teen who
came home drunk wasn't drinking Bud Light.
Put 100 women and 10 men on a deserted island.
Here's what real "gender affirmation" looks like.
New Improved/Revised Democrat Pledge of Allegiance:
This is Dick.
A motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist just set a cycling world record.
If you outlaw abortions, abortions will just happen illegally.
For just $8 a month you can help a rich celebrity regain their Twitter
Blue Check. Please give now and help those who are better than you.
Did he just kiss his laptop webcam and say "goodnight Mr. FMI men?"
Epstein didn't kill himself, but Bud Light did.
Hetrosexuals:
Of course "all scientists agree" when you censor the ones who don't.
New improved 911 calls in liberal city:
Budweiser used to consider themselves the King Of Beers.
National Public Radio denies being National or Public.
DA arguing before judge.
We live in a world where your children cannot
pretend to be an indian to play cowboys and indians,
but a grown man can pretend to be a woman.
Women and children first.
Riley Gaines - all guts, no nuts.
At least I'm the real deal, which is more than I can say for the Bud Lite "girl."
What can you say about Bud Light?
You're an FDR fan.
How to become a successful TV producer in 2023
My child is an honor student at a dumbed-down government
indoctrination camp.
Budweiser: The Queen of Beers.
Modern parents are relieved when their teen comes home drunk and wasn't drinking Bud Light.
Trans Jemima, artificail pancake mix.
Raisin Trans breakfast cereal.
Liberal Logic:
Libereal Logic:
A century of fighting for women's rights,
and in 2023, the women who are being celebrated have penises.
At 5, I identified as a pirate.
My parents took me to the children's hospital.
People born before 1990, what trivial skill do you possess that no one uses anymore?
Nike New Motto:
Bud Light: Beverage pretending to be beer features man pretending to be woman
Bud Light: Tranny Fluid.
Women’s sport is not a retirement plan for failed male athletes.
Coming this spring. Disney's touching story of a transgender whale.
Boomers: I can't believe I wore bell bottoms.
Doctors Report:
Motorcyclist who identifies as bicyclist sets cycling world record.
It's ironic that the angriest people on television ... are named Whoopi, Sunny,, and Joy.
The misery of being exploited by capitalists is nothing compared to the misery
of not being exploited all.
Wind Farms:
The year is 2042. My electric car won't start because I useed
the wrong pronoun yesterday. No air conditioner in my 50 sq ft
apartment because I reached my monthly allotment of farts,
but I think they are adding grub worms to my cricket paste.
Democrats nobody is above the law.:
There are two kinds of people in this world.
The Epstein meme is lasting longer than he did in prison.
Much like an iceberg, the government corruption you see
is much smaller than the corruption you don't see.
If it were biological women strippers doing story time
instead of trans women drag queens,
would it still be acceptable?
Daughter: Why am I home schooled?
Public Service Announcement:
Liberal Logic:
I didn't realize it was bank collapse season.
I still have my train derailment decorations up.
Indicting Trump?
Democracy can survive anything except Democrats.
You either understand history or you trust the government.
Shark attacks and ice cream sales show far higher correlation
than CO2 and temperature.
The real insurrection happened in the wee hours of November 4, 2020.
Tyrants don't create tyranny.
Government creates crises so it can rescue you with the loss of freedom.
Biden + Fetterman 2024 - It's a no brainer
Democrats before election: There's nothing wrong with him.
You can';t spell incompetent without PETE
Using cash is like telling the government that
what you buy is none of their business.
If pedophilia is just sexuality ... then burying them all is just gardening.
Your speech is policed more than our southern border.
I just saved over $25,000 on a new car battery because my car runs on gas.
I have never been fondled by Donald Trump
but I have been screwed by Joe Biden.
If the government can suspend your rights anytime it
deems something a crisis, you don't have rights.
If two gay black men get married and adopt a baby,
which father is supposed to abandon the family?
Anything the privte sector can do, the government can do
half as well and at ten times the cost.
Leftist summary of Star Wars:
Breaking News:
How a modern news report starts:
Government Repsonses:
Judging people by the color of their skin is wrong!
Make no mistake, the same people who are demanding you accept their way of life
passionately hate you for yours and are relentlessly seeking to destroy it
Kim Jong Un attends Ivy League University to learn new brainwashing techniques.
Experts warn we have only 12 years until they change
the timeline on Global Warming again.
The real job before us is not cleaning up the mess that Biden created.
People are slowly beginning to realize that wearing a tin foil hat
protects you more than a cloth or paper mask.
Bureau of Imaginary Problems - Climate Change Division
The logic of Black Lies Mattter is that you should forget
what a Black criminal did three days ago while remembering
what your ancetors are supposed to have done three centuries ago.
Don't think gender matters?
Hundreds of thousands of white people died fighting to free
the slaves during the civil war.
I was planning a trip to Australia.
The Democrats have no plan to fix anything
since their plan was to destroy everything.
Associated Press
First they came for the communists and I didn't speak out,
because I wasn't a communist.
You know what it doesn't say in the constitution?
I'm sorry, your race card has been declined.
Your very existence goes against our community standards.
Government Funded Science
IMAGINE:
We only have two political parties now.
The one pronoun that works for all leftists: asshole
Democrats have moved on from burning the flag to burning the constitution.
Why the Beverly Hillbillies became the Tennessee Hillbillies:
New math tests:
96% of Americans should NOT have to adjust their
morals to accommodate 4% of the population.
I'm not particularly fond of people who fly in private jets to
a meeting where they discuss how to take away my car and feed
me bugs...but that's just me.
ROBOT/AI LOGIC:
Don't try to talk sense and logic with a liberal.
The longer I live, the more convinced I am that this planet is used
by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting
the government take care of him, better take a closer look
at the American Indian.
THE AMERICAN DREAM:
Ohio-area turtles develop sudden interest in pizza, martial arts.
To learn what's causing all these train derailments, Pete Buttigieg
binge watches every episode of Thomas the Tank Engine.
Pete Buttigieg has determined that roads are racist since the
white line always runs down the middle of the road.
America has declared Pete Buttigieg a disaster area.
Pete Buttigieg:
Pete Buttigieg reports that the mostly peaceful Ohio train
derailment has caused just a few dead fish and minor toxic fumes.
In other words, nothing to be concerned with.
Pete Buttigieg claims the Ohio train accident is no big deal
as trains derailing happen all the time.
Pete Buttigieg promises to investigate the Ohio railway chemical
spill for signs of racism.
Pete Buttigieg promises to make sure the cleanup crew for
the Ohio chemical spill doesn't have too many white guys.
Why is it okay to say "Chinese Spy Balloon," but not "Chinese Virus?"
The most powerful governments on earth can't solve homelssness,
but they say they can change the earth's temperature if you pay more taxes.
Instead of giving poor countries money
shouldn't we just tell them
to raise their minimum wage?
Democrats:
Our government hasn't failed us. It has betrayed us.
Only in America, can an ethnic group have
black awareness month, black holiday,
black only colleges, black only dating sites,
black only bars and clubs, black entertainment network
and turn around and call everyone else racists.
How is mining for lithium greener than drilling for oil?
Every Democrat voted against a mandate to vaccinate
those crossing the border. Every single one. Tell me
more about the science.
1903 The Wright Brothers fly over the Carolinas.
I went to college so that makes me better than you.
2023 is wild. lf you're a dude who checks out a woman working out
you're a threat but if you call yourself a woman and expose yourself
to her in the locker room and she feels threatened she's a bigot.
Let's have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship.
No matter how bad your life is, just remember ...
Liberal scientists can prove climate change is real.
How electric cars save the planet:
Breaking News:
Communist democrats have made me the asshole I am today.
These two short sentences tell you a lot about our government and our culture:
If no mentally disturbed person should have an assault weapon,
should a mentally ill president have ... an army?
If a businessman makes a mistake, he suffers the consequences.
There's no such thing as a law abiding illegal alien.
Know The Warning Signs Of: WHITE SUPREMACY!
125 years ago, you didn't have to ask permission from the government to:
Your enemy is not halfway around the world.
The consent of the governed is not consent if it is not informed.
How to be a good climate activitist:
Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot tells residents to stop using cash
if they don't want to keep getting mugged.
Aretha Franklin song "Natural Woman" deemed offensive.
Remember:
Let me get this straight
Leftists be like:
If the climate crisis was real ...
During perestroika in the late 1980s,
a CIA agent went to Moscow on a reconnaissance mission.
If you're suddenly surprised that COVID was
made in a lab after conspiracy theorists have
been saying that for the last 16 months, just wait
til we 'circle back' to the election results.
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue
the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to
maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the
curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you
will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.
The people who call you a "conspiracy theorist" for mild distrust of the
government also believe climate change is causing heart attacks in pregnant men.
Some people wouldn't know tyranny if it covered their faces,
locked them in their homes, enacted the biggest wealth transfer
in hisory, censored them, made them show papers and force medicated them.
You see, the useful idiots, the leftists who are idealistically
believing in the beauty of Soviet socialist or Communist or
whatever system, when they get disillusioned they become
the worst enemies. That's why my KGB instructors specifically
made a point, never bother with leftists. Forget about these
political prostitutes.
Your leftists in the United States - all these professors and all
these beautiful civil rights defenders - they are instrumental in
the process of the subversion, only to destabilize a nation.
When their job is completed, they are not needed anymore.
They know too much. Some of them ... when they see that
Marxist Leninist has come to power obviously they get
offended. They think that they will come to power.
That will never happen of course.
They will be lined up against the wall and shot.
Handbook for 2023
Liberalism is ...
For every right wing psychopath in a mountain cabin,
there are 50 left wing psycohpaths in a faculty office.
How to be a good climate activist:
If terrorism is based on creating fear, then the greatest
terrorism is the media.
The government is finally legalizing weed.
Because that's what you do when you're broke and desperate.
When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society,
over the course of time they create for themselves a legal
system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.
Politicians used to kiss babies to get votes.
The kids at school used to laugh at Amy Schumer because
she wanted to be a comedian.
Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and eggs
that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies!
"All In The Family" premiered 52 years ago.
PETA: Next time you think of eating a chicken, remember that
they had a family-just like you.
The "F" in communism stands for food.
You can't spell HERo without HER
In an effort to not offend
the great white shark will be officially
renamed the "average caucasian shark."
Democrats mock Republicans as being "poorly educated"
while they idolize a teenage high school dropout.
Working people supporting Democrats
makes as much sense as deer supporting hunters.
Climitard:
How many Democrats does it take to fix a problem?
I'm not a comspiracy theorist.
You're a fucking idiot.
It's not so much that the government and the media are lying to us
it's you dumb fuckers who believe them.
The government wants to ban gas stoves:
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will
be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles.
The government that couldn't keep their own capitol from being stormed
isn't going to protect you from getting sick.
Just saying ...
The storming of the capital was just a no knock raid on the Feds.
Child: What's betrayal?
The trans movement is inherently misogynistic.
Mentally unstable men mocking and impersonating caricatures of women,
whilst eradicating women's spaces, women's rights and even the
very definition of a woman.
If you can question it, it's science.
Chuck Schumer: Why should American citizens be respnsible to
pay $5 billion to fund the wall?
What a time to be alive.
The Press Secretary to the American President just called the
chemical castration and surgical mutilation of children: "medically
necessary lifesaving health care."
There is more evidence of Democrat voter fraud than
there is of climate change.
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to
where millions of illegal immigrants and thousands of terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Whoever said "you can't make this stuff up!" obviously never worked for
CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR, The Washington Post or the New York Times.
If I had a dollar for every gender ... I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
If capitalism is evil and socialism is the answer,
why is the immmigrant caravan not heading to Venezuela?
The left and its lie-stream media wish Americans ... Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear.
GOP - Gutless Opposition Party
If FaceBook existed in 1776.
60 may be the new 40
but the 100 dollar bill is now the new 20.
Please forgive me for not wanting to negotiate my gun ownership with
people who just a few months ago wanted me eliminated from society
because I didn't want a forced medical procedure.
They can't eliminate child pornography - which fuels child trafficking - but can
censor every post you make.
If the goveernment has enough money to send to foreign countries ...
When are our tax dollars going be used to help America and American citizens?
I love Christmas. Today I saw a person give a phone, a watch and
a wallet to someone who only had a knife.
Don't worry communists, if you lose Twitter you'll still have:
The most unrealistic part of Ghostbusters is when they are kicked out of academia
for bad research and behaving unethically.
Things to do in Chicago:
Young girl: What's woke?
Calling yourself "Non-Binary" categorizes everyone as binary or non-binary,
thus creating a binary system which makes you binary again.
Breaking News:
Reporter: If you get rid of the Federal Reserve, what do you replace it with?
Would you like to know how I'm positive that the FBI
protects high-profile pedophiles?
If I renounce my US citizenship and sneak back into the country
do I get free healthcare and more?
Constitutionally challenging the results of an election
is NOT a threat to our democracy.
Orwell called them "Thought Police".
Why does't Argentian have more black players in the world cup?
Elon Musk shatters world record after going a full 12 hours without
killing himself after publicly insulting Hillary Clinton.
Democrats voted to fine Americans for not buying health insurance,
but want to give it to illegal immigrants for free.
When I heard they traded the "Merchant of Death" for Brittney Griner
So this week ...
No lives matter to the psychopaths in charge.
Illegal aliens should be America's number one export.
Christmas:
Volkswagon cars always make me think of peace, love, and Nazis.
I keep re-reading the 1st Amendment but jusst can't seem to find
the "misinformation exception" to the Free Speech clause.
I like that government makes it illegal for you to put certain
chemicals and drugs of your choosing into your body.
Don't laugh at kids who believe in Santa.
Friendly Reminder:
Conservative: Santa, what list am I on?
Call me old fashioned ...
but I miss the days when we could toss a "Democrat" in jail for
such felonies as treason, sedition or just lying under oath.
If an American gun owner needs a background check to confirm he's not a threat ...
wouldn't it be reasonable to ask a foreign refugee to go through the same process?
AAA says properly inflated tires can save 3 cents per gallon.
Properly counted ballots can save $3 per gallon.
Nothing gets a mass shooter off the news faster than finding out he's a Democrat.
Half a glass of water:
The only thing you ever need to understand about government is this:
Fake news goes hand in hand with fake science.
Of course "all scientists agree" when you censor the ones who don't.
The party that says men can get pregnant ...
wants to control "misinformation" on the internet.
Women's sports is not a retirement plan
for failed male athletes.
800 private jets went to Egypt to tell you to ride your bike to work.
A tale of two news stories from biased press about job layoffs:
I support abortion for American citizens and
bringing in illegal aliens to replace them.
Former Twitter employeee can't seem to find meditation
room at new Taco Bell job.
I'm old enough to remember when wanting to nationalize
media smacked of the Nazis or the Soviets.
DeSantis is unimpressive outside the right-wing media bubble.
Democrats Support Grand Theft Crypto
The left ...
The Brits gaver up their guns ...
Media: We support democracy.
Most home invaders will beat you up.
Homosexuality cannot be genetic because homosexuals cannot reproduce.
Liberal woman: The governent should pay for my birth control.
I'm no longer concerned about the FBI monitoring my internet ativity
since I set my VPN location to Epstein's Island.
A teacher asked his students to share
what their dads do for a living;
One thing we've learned since January 20 - a dumb ass with a pen
is much more dangerous than a smart ass with a tweet.
Antifa, BLM and the KKK were all founded by Democrats ....
The people who think men can get pregnant
are suddenly worried about misinformation on twitter.
If 11 million illegal aliens can help our economy,
why didn't they help their own economy?
People in Poland are telling Pennsylvania jokes.
Dear trans community
19,000 border agents
Y'all should send 87,000 IRS agents to Ukraine.
Licensing
The people who think killing animals for food is evil think
killing babies for being inconvenient is just fine.
I must be getting stronger with age.
Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will
Run Out Of Things To Call Racist.
You'll never find justice in a country where
criminals make the rules.
Imagine living in a world where every tweet and meme must
be fact checked, but not ballots.
I know Facebook has never caused the lame to walk
but it sure caused the dumb to speak.
The difference between liberals and conservatives today is that
today's conservatives believe the same things liberals believed
30 years ago, whi|e today's liberals believe the same things
that homeless schizophrenics believed 30 years ago.
The basic strategy of the Democratic Left is one of division,
of setting groups against each other: rich vs poor, black vs
white, male vs female, straight vs gay, legal vs illegal. Once
you have driven these wedges into society, what sense does it
make to issue calls for unity?
When you point out that Europeans weren't illegals, because Natives
didn't have immigration laws.
Hillary, Harris and Hochul as role models for girls? Heavens! No wonder so many are
transitioning. No fun looking forward to that.
I hope nobody with 2 hammers with a manifesto
wearing only underwear gets past my fenced in property,
sneaks by my 6 alert dogs, breaks my window, hands me
a hammmer and we get into a hammer fight, tonight.
Report: It's not even Thanksgiving and Liz Cheney is already putting up
her January 6th decorations.
Change your clocks back on Sunday.
A donkey leading a flock of sheep.
Frustrated women demand trans women in public restrooms
stop leaving the toilet seat up.
In a nation so divided ...
They told me "This is Twitter country."
I'm leaving Twitter!
"I'm leaving Twitter" is the new "I'm moving to Canada!"
Enjoy your Tesla, Liberals.
McDonalds:
Twitter employees finding out that their pronouns are "was/were."
Dear Twitter Employees:
So, we're not drilling for oil here because of "global warming"
but you're gonna have somebody drill the same amount of oil
somewhere else and burn even more to get it here?
America's #1 New Weight Loss Plan
COVID has exposed many to the harsh truth that some of their
doctors are quacks, most of their elected leaders are cowardly,
"the science" can be bought, and many public health officials
are just lying hacks.
So if we don't let athletes bet on games they have the ability to influence ...
Funny - Elon fired 3,600 employees yesterday - and Twitter is still
working perfectly fine today.
I didn't give birth to 7 children just to be told that a man
in a dress is just as much of a woman as I am.
Ever notice how Hollywood has a billion anti-Hitler movies,
but not a single one against Lenin, Mao, or Stalin?
Breaking News: Researchers reveal study showing an increased risk of EDS (Elon Derangement Syndrome)
in patients with pre-existing Trump Derangement Syndrome.
FACT: It's not that there is no evidence the election was stolen,
but that no court had the guts to HEAR the evidence. They dismissed
the cases, NOT the evidence. They refused to look at it, because
the price of getting involved was too high. THIS is how evil destroys a
republic.
Democrats have turned our country into the Jerry Springer show.
Breaking News:
New York citizen: We need a better economy and safety.
Oil protestrer starter pack:
Ford F-150 Lightning Pickup
Liberals and Minorities say:
Transgenderism:
Liberal Playbook:
California makes technology.
America does NOT have a "white supremacy" problem.
Forget about the zombie apocalypse, it's never gonna happen.
If you (or someone you know) are affected by a free speech event on campus,
It really bugs me when chumps who fled the Soviet Union, Cuba, China,
Venezuela or North Korea think they know more about Socialism than a
28 year old, 10th year undergrad in Gender Studies
from Santa Fe with a verified Twitter account.
The federal government, which has "Tomahawk" cruise missiles and "Apache,"
"Blackhawk," "Kiowa" and "Lakota" helicopters - and used the code name
"Geronimo" in the attack that killed Osama bin Laden, officially objects
to the name of the Washington Redskins.
Christopher Columbus.
Before Columbus America was populated by a single race.
Wait a minute, we get Tulsi Gabbard and they get Liz Cheney.
Wow talk about the trade of the century :-)
FBI giant prize giveaway.
My guess is that if a dead body was found in the trunk of Hillary's car,
the FBI would ask Trump why he did it.
The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe,
for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his
handle was made of wood he was one of them.
God created man and woman, Democrats created all the other genders.
Newsom promises there will be enough electricity for all
Californians after everyone moves to Florida.
Investigators have concluded the NordStream pipeline committed suicide after
the guards fell asleep and security cameras stopped working.
We live in a world where your kid cannot pretend to be an Indian.
But a grown man can pretend to be a woman.
Authorities warn that Hurricane could cause Florida to have as many
water and power shortages as California.
House Democrats set to introduce $1.5 trillion Hurrican Reduction Act.
The truth will always set you free ...
AAA says properly inflated tires can save drivers 3 cents per gallon.
Properly counted ballots can save $3 per gallon.
Breaking News: All but one illegal immigrant was removed from Martha's Vineyard ...
One had a fake Birth Certificate from Hawaii..
Migrants decline Newsom's offer of asylum in California since
they just came froma a collapsing communist hellhole with no electricity.
Martha's Vineyard is a sanctuary city, but they lead the nation in deportations.
50 illegals die in a box truck ... and Democrats don't say a word.
Description of America.
CNN Breaking News:
Concerned Citizen: Is ten people killed a lot?
Teacher: Who can name the three branches of government?
LOL. There has been more media coverage of 50 illegal
immmigrants in Martha's Vineyard than 2 million
crossing the border.
Martha's Vineyard - Wetback Free Zone.
Black Privilege
If Californai was serious they'd ban private jets not lawnmowers.
If your state runs out of electricity your governor might be an idiot.
There is 1 silent K in KNIGHT.
NEVER, in the history of the United States,
has a more incompetent,
corrupt buffoon sat in the White House.
Biden is a cosmic-level embarassment to
humankind. A total disgrace in every way.
Communists aren't people, so throwing them out of a helicopter isn't a sin.
I'm a tolerant liberal!
James Taylor, Spike Lee, David Letterman, and the Obamas open their mouths
but not their homes in Martha's Vineyard.
I don't always ignore government health advice,
Martha's Vinyard
The fastest things on earth:
There was a faster response to Martha's Vineyard than there was Benghazi.
Martha's Vineyard just showed Texas and Arizona that it's OK
to use the military to remove illegal aliens from your community.
Martha's Vineyard set a beautiful example for the nation.
They used the military to deport every last illegal migrant
from their island in less than 48 hours.
Last night, on a historic episode of Survivor,
50 people were voted off Martha's Vineyard
I just want to be as happy as the residents of Martha's Vineyard
when they're kicking immigrants off their island.
With the USA so divided
95% of electric vehicles are still on the road.
When you leave Califronia, remember that you're a refugee,
not a missionary.
We are a Proud Sanctuar City*
WNBA games now last placce on Earth where you can safely social distance.
More Democrats visited Ukraine than our southern border.
I've looked everywhere and nobody is wearing "Build Back Better" hats.
John Kerry as Climate Czar?
So, hold on a second ... they have legit fact checkers that know all the facts????
Barack Obama: Americans clinging to guns and religion.
If your government does not use deadly force to defend your
borders but it does use deadly force to collect taxes and
enforce it's unconstitutional laws then traitors have taken
control of your government.
If voting for one party in a two-party system make you an
"extremist threat to democracy" the you don't have a
two-party system
The fact that Twitter openly suppports one party over another and takes
specific actions to silence one and boost the other in ordeer to manipulate
elections
FBI - unelected
Sudden Adult Death Syndrome
I hate words that are the same but are prononced differently, like
So now cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren't.
Liberals oppose tax cuts for the wealthy.
How did we go from throwing tea in the harbor to having armed IRS agents?
Convene the Impeachment for Despotism
So why do lesbians masturbate with plastic
penises and not plastic vaginas?
When I ask how Monkey Pox is spread ...
I never get a straight answer.
Monkey Pox is the pandemic of the unvaginated.
Why can't college students pay off their debt at the thousands
of gender studies factories in the US?
People who HAVEN'T been raided by the FBI:
Just because you're unattractive and have no friends
doesn't mean you're another gender.
Democrats:
The Patriot Act wasn't patriotic.
Maybe I live in a box, but I've never met a single black American
who was a slave or a single white American that was a slave owner.
I've only come across lazy people who believe that those of us
who work ought to support them. Human parasites. And they come
in every race:
Don't ask why I need an AR-15?
Have you tried turning the economy off and then turning it back on again?
The fate of good men who refuse to become involved in politics is to be ruled by evil men.
Bullets fired at a cop will be returned sevenfold.
Modern Paul Revere:
Founding Fathers v FaceBook
Never forget, the world's elite put million dollar limousines on
billion dollar jets to fly around the world to tell you to reduce
your carbon footprint.
Frustrated women demand trans women in public restrooms stop leaving the toilet seat up.
The world isn't getting worse or darker ...
I'm still waiting for my vaccination against inflationpox!
Does your asshole ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
Support Your Local Thought Police
Breaking News:
Know The Warning Signs Of WHITE SUPREMACY
I get a kick out of people who demand unequivocai proof bcfore
they'll change an opinion that was formed for them with absolutely
no proof whatssoever.
Iran threatens to nuke America into hellish ruins,
but the Democrats beat them to it.
Only a fool believes that electricity used for air conditioning
harns the planet, but electricity used to charge a Tesla does not.
I think the best way Lex Luther could destroy Superman ...
Once upon a time, long time ago, the FBI was created to fight organized crime.
The FBI has its own private porn channel.
Today, America's greatest threat is domestic terrorists ...
It's not fair to compare the FBI to the gestapo ...
All of modern politics now are the left doing douchebag things
then talking about how the right is horrible for noticing, while
the right is getting closer and closer to "oh, I'll give you
something to cry about."
If 98.2% of Americans make under $400,000 and the Biden
Administration is promising not to audit anyone making under
$400,000, why do they need to hire 87,000 IRS agents?
The White House is a bit confused.
I don't always trust Democrats ...
LMAO they just used your taxs to increase your taxes so they could hire
87,000 IRS agents to rifle further through your taxes in case you owe more taxes.
If a vagina does't make you a woman, how come lipstick, high heels and a handbag do?
Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall.
You don't have to worry about how persecuting Trump will affect elections ...
Young Daughter: Daddy, what were you doing when the government took all my freedoms away?
Democrats have given Americans an ultimatum.
Texas and Arizona wouldn't have illegal immigrants to bus to Democrat cities ...
My generation had Wonder Woman.
GUNS ARE GREEN
A long time ago we had Empires run by Emperors.
Definition:
The fasteest things on planet Earth:
Apple's Pregnant Man Emoji is officially available today in every
skin color. This way people of all races can show the world they
failed biology.
Ever notice that gender reassignment surgery only offers two genders? \
A committee is a life-form with a dozen mouths, a dozen stomachs, and no brain.
Bidenomics:
This is Texas.
What refutes science:
Liberal Confusion:
There is a 98% chance that Paul Krugman will make an
incorrect economic prediction today.
Breaking News:
Give a man a gun, and he can rob a bank.
The problem isn't that Democrats are unethical, corrupt, criminal,
lying dirtbags.
All governments suffer a recurring problem: power attracts
pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts
but that it is magnetic to corruptible.
The oppressor would not be so strong if he did not
have accomplices among the oppressed.
Dating in 2022:
After the abortion decision was overturned,
men will think twice before getting pregnant.
How can Ketanji Brown Jackson be sure ...
Hetrosexuals: Preventing extinction for over 2 million years.
Liberal Rage:
Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
If your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you walk
to a charging station to get a bucket of electricity?
There are 249 millionaires in congress. See, crime does pay.
In other news, Ghislaine Maxwell becomes the first person ever
to be convicted of trafficking children to nobody.
Official "My Body My Choice" protests scheduled.
We need stricter background checks for
politicinas running for a public office.
lf you didn't support Hillary in 2016, you ain't woman.
Those who are most easily offended
are the most easily fooled.
The Democratic National headquarters was evacuated today after
a suspicious package arrived. It turned out to be a copy of
the constitution of the United States, which none of them
had seen before.
The secret republican plot to make liberals look like idiots,
known as "Operation Just Let Them Speak" is working.
We really picked a bad generation to start a WWIII ...
they can't even fight anxiety from being called by a wrong pronoun.
Breaking News: Thousands of liberals hospitalized with severe
exposure to free speech on twitter.
Police officer asking motorist: Do you know why I'm standing here?
Is it considered hate speech for a computer consultant
to ask a transgender clerk for a male to female USB adapter?
If social media existed 2,000 years ago:
Using CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, or ABC, to suppport your arguments,
is like saying you're a marine biologist because you watch Sponge Bob Squarepants.
Democrat scientists warn that within 6 months humanity
will run out of things to call racist.
The CDC is now recommending you wear a face mask over your eyes
when pumping gas to prevent heart attacks.
Are you sweating while putting gas in your car and feeling
sick when paying for it? Then you've got the CarOwnerVirus.
Liberal: We are so overdue for a woman president.
I never thought I'd live to see the day when the right wing would
become the cool ones giving the middle finger to the establishment,
and the left wing becoming the sniveling self-righteous twatty ones
going around shaming everyone.
People driving alone in their cars wearing masks ...
Doctor: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
If the spike in trans children is all biological, why is it regional?
Whoever said "You can't make this stuff up!" obviously never worked for
CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR, NY Times or the Washington Post.
Another reason why the police stood around and let the school shooter bag his limit of defenseless individuals.
There's 130,930 schools in America.
If "Contempt of Congress" is against the law ...
then 80% of the public are unconvicted criminals.
It seems like we have a new spree shooter every day ...
What government policy of the past two years could have
caused such an uptick in mental illness?
Beer is now cheaper than gas.
Whoever said "You can't make this stuff up!" obviously never worked for
CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR, the Washington Post or the New York Times.
Queers supporting Palestine,
make as much sense as chickens supporting Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Jews supporting Palestine,
make as much sense as chickens supporting Kentucky Fried Chicken.
If this spike in trans children is all biological, why is it regional?
Either Ohio is shaming them or California is creating them.
Therapist: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
Is inflation affecting your family?
60 may be the new 40, but the 100 dollar bill
is the new 20!
The secret plot to make liberals look like idiots, known
as "Operation Just Let Them Speak" is working.
Nurse: Welcome back. Inflation is getting worse, stocks are tanking, crypto
crashed, and there's no baby formula.
Considering there's a baby formula shortage, now would be a
good time for all the pregnant men to start donating breast milk.
So if a man can get pregnant,
does that mean he can have an opinion on abortion?
Antifa won't be able to riot this summer because there's no gasoline
for their Molotov cocktails.
9/11 is only recognized for one day while gay pride lasts a
whole month because being gay is a bigger tragedy.
It's a conspiracy theory until proven accurate.
Don't forget to pay your taxes!
My doctor just told me that I was "as sound as a dollar." Now I'm really worried!
You know what's less than a dollar?
Your grocery store's shelves are empty.
But Hunter Biden's bank acount is full.
Liberals lose it when I say pro choice means no child support,
they are just pro abortion not choice.
If women aren't a real, seperate, and different entity from men,
then NONE of their "issues" exist. Either you're all TERFs or
STFU.
Everything is backwards; everything is upside down.
Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice,
universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom,
the major media destroy information,
and religions destroy spirituality.
I hear there is a baby formula shortage.
Now is the time for all the pregnant men to start donating breast milk.
I hope we never find life on another planet because
if we do there's no doubt that the United States will
start sending them money!
Leftist Medical Science:
5 OF ORWELL"S WORST NIGHTMARES HAVE COME TRUE
(Supreme Court overturning Roe vs Wade)
The same people who say that poor people won't be able to go to
another state for an abortion, told poor people to buy a Tesla last week.
You can't say "no uterus, no opinion" anymore.
You gave that up when you said trans women are women.
Elon Musk v Twitter:
Elon Musk could have put that $44 billion towards tackling
world poverty, instead he's used it to send millions of
woke narcissists into a spiral of depression,and honestly
I think it's money well spent.
The party that says men can get pergnant wants to control
"misinformation" on the internet.
There's an easy way to see if Critical Race Theory is racist of not.
The Durham investigation has shown that the biggest threat to our
democracy is not some foreign country, but rather the power elite
by the likes of Hillary Clinton and her co-conspirators in the
mainstream media and security state who work to undermine our
democracy from within.
Lefty Lucy:
Someone should start a rumor of a shortage of jobs
so everyone will panic and get one.
Taliban new announcement:
U.S.Department Of Homeland Security announces Potential Terror Threats
How can anyone read history and still trust politicians?
I didn't realize that my parents teaching me to tell the truth when
I was a child would lead me to be a domestic terrorist
as an adult.
Imagine, if you will, a world in which YouTube, Twitter and Facebook
merge to become known as YouTwitFace.
They aren't really asking for unity.
What's the difference between agreeing with an anorexic that she
really is fat and should get liposuction, and agreeing with a
gender dysphoric person that she isn't the sex her body says she is?
Can I have a cigarette? No, you're 5. (Reddit acceptable speech)
Not all men just want sex ....
How many left in the wild?
Democrat Politician:
Classroom:
Ever notice how gender reassignment surgery only offers two genders: male or female.
Liberals want to raise the age for buying a gun to 21.
Line of succession:
Twitter employee therapy session:
I just got a full tank of gas for $22. Granted it was for my
lawnmower but I am trying to stay positive.
I just killed a huge mouse with a baseball bat.
Although I was born visible, I now identify as invisible.
I want to thank my parents for not lettting me pick my gender
while I was still eating crayons, glue, boogers and dog food.
How did Noah fill the ark with male and female animals if he wasn't a biologist?
Nancy Pelosi holding an American flag is like a vampire holding a cross.
The same people worried about teachers losing "freedom of speech" with
the "Don't Say Gay" bill are the same people who cheered when big tech
censored you!
I, too was once a man trapped in a woman's body.
Hillary's emails, Weiner's laptop, Epstein Tapes, Hunter's hard drive ...
what exactly has the FBI been doing?
Corporate media has been doing an excellent job of ...
covering up child porn on the laptop of Hunter Biden,
the son of the sitting president Joe Biden.
Alec Baldwin: O.J. I need legal advice.
So when these electric car's batteries overheat and burst into flames,
is it still considered a zero emissions car?
Should we call 911 to report a suspicious package after watching the NCAA
woman's swimming championship?
Justice Thomas in hospital
Judge Jackson says you need a biologist to determine a person's sex.
So ... isn't that an admission that sex is biological?
Gender reveal party invalidated as neither parent has biology degree.
My generation had wonder woman.
Breaking News: Chicago cancels all drive-by shootings this week due to high gas prices.
When God was handing out brains, liberals refused.
Whoever said "You can't make this stuff up!"
obviously never worked for
CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR, The New York Times, or the Washington Post.
The truth doesn't mind being questioned.
Maybe we should tell the FBI the Epstein clients donated to the
Freedom Convoy so they actually do something about them.
Political Correctness:
Defund the thought police.
Mandate Freedom!
Party politics today is a race to the boxcars;
Man, it must be so hard to come to The U.S.A. and learn English.
Liberals Love: A corporation needs 50% male board members and 50% female board members.
Liberals Love: stabbings, carjackings, shootings, homicdes, homeless encampments.
Democrats never got over being upset at the end of segregation and of Jim Crow Laws.
Democrats believe we have a two party system.
Instead of calling them "conspiracy theories," we should call them "spoiler alerts."
Racists and woke libs only seem like they're the same because they aren't different.
Breaking News:
US facing 'massive shortage' of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true.
I'll stop being a "conspiracy theorist"
Breaking News:
I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..
I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down.....
My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes..
it was pump number 9
My fellow lawmakers in both parties are obsessed over 150,000 Russians moving on Ukraine.
It's about the same number of illegal aliens that move into our country, monthly.
I ran out of gas today ...
Called my insurance for roadside assistance and they totaled my truck!
Time is absolute - Isaac Newton
If Russia is a hostile foreign country ... why did Obama and Hillary sell them uranium?
America does not have a "white supremacy" problem.
It has a "spoiled, unhinged, white liberals" problem.
So 19 year olds shouldn't have to pay student debt because they can't understand the student loans they sign.
If you cheat getting into college, you can go to jail.
How come there's enough asphalt for speed bumps,
but not enough to fill potholes.
If you're not on a governent watchlist by now you should be ashamed of yourself.
Breaking News:
I'm so old that I can remember when other people's achievements
were considered to be an inspiration rather than a grievance.
iVirtue
The people who've been saying "if it saves one life" for the last two years
are screaming we need war.
US to reverse its position on Russia as Putin comes out as a Black Trans Man.
Congratulations to the brave Royal Canadian Mounted Police on their victory at the
battle of the bouncy castle.
And just like that all the Facebook infectious disease experts
became military strategists.
They would send your children to die for Ukraine's border but won't even put a
wall up to protect our own. To hell with these people.
Is there any truth to the rumor that Trudeau is having trouble teaching
the Canadian Mounties to goose step?
Liberals can't decide whether to defund the police or have them arrest
people who disagree with them.
Unemployed San Franciso School Board member takes to the street with
'Will Abuse Children 4 Foood' sign.
Build Back Better - Brought to you by people who never built anything.
Irony:
Canadians: Hey, can we have our bodily autonomy back?
Wouldn't it be great if we could get a trucker convoy to block the southern border?
Looks like the only way to get the government to leave you alone
... is to be in Afghanistan.
This riot was brought to you by ... the Federal Bureau of Insurrections.
Do lesbians oppose man dates?
At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all
spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined,
despotic and useless. Liberalsim is a philosophy of sniveling brats.
Liberals be like: How dare you compare protests of BLM and ANTIFA to those
dangerous and violent truckers in Canada!
Will Trudeau fidel while Canada burns?
Justin Trudeau, aka: Mooselini, assures us that the Emergence Act will only be enacted
for two weeks to flatten freedom.
Suicide is contagious - if you have incrimination evidence on Hillary Clinton.
Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it will be worth it."
Some guy just called Justin Trudeau Mooselini.
Today my daughter called me 'Birth Person'.
I would rather be governed by 100 Canadian truckers
than the entire Harvard University faculty.
^The sooner you comply, the sooner we can all go back to normal.
We're all in this together.
People used to die for freedom, now they give up freedom for the illusion of avoiding death.
All we are saying,
is give censorship a chance.
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes
are mistaken for people of importance.
Why isn't John Brennan facing 7-9 years for lying under oath?
I need 37 permits to build a patio in my own backyard but virus labs can spill
dangerous pathogens all over the globe and drive around with truck fulls
of infected lab monkeys and nobody stops them or holds them accountable
or makes any effort to regulate any of this. Okay then.
Sotomayor attends Supreme Court arguments remotely to protect
herself from exposure to Constitution.
Never
Forget:
Neil Young demands Spotify cancel Joe Rogan or himself:
In recognition of his submission to the "Big Pharma" Covid narrative,
Neil Young petitions court for change of first name to "Kneel."
Neil Young: Get rid of Joe Rogan or else!
Kendi's Razor
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN about any other nation's "borders" and sovereignty" until
we fully secure our own!
Ivermectin works in Mexico and just about every country but the US.
Hearing Nancy Pelosi talk about the Constitution and the Founding Fathers
is like listening to Satan quote scripture.
If I identify as obese, does that make me transfat?
M&M's have decided to be more inclusive. Their new brand is S&M's
Toxic Masculinity
Chuck Schumer: "why should American
citizens be responsible to pay 5 billion to fund the wall"
I was in Florida ... and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read I miss the Bronx.
Do not confuse "Follow The Science" with "Follow The Scientist."
Taking off your shoes and belt at the airport protects us from terrorists.
A known jihadist gets past the FBI and takes hostages.
I'm in a bad place right now.
When you leave California, remember that you are a REFUGEE, not a MISSIONARY.
Comfort Inn
Chicago Public School Teachers: It scares us to death. It'll be the end of us.
Do we still call Girl Scout cookies, Girl Scout cookies?
PRO TIP: Sonia Sotomayor isn't dumb. She isn't ignorant. She's a
communist activist pretending to be a SCOTUS justice. She knows full
well what she said was a lie. But communists are not held back by
the truth or shame because they have no moral grounding outside of
communism.
The job of the mainstream media today is to make you think that the views of
10 percent of the country are actually the views of 80 percent of the country.
Facts:
It is heartbreaking how few trees have a politiician hanging from them.
No one talks about how hard the journey to getting pregnant can be for same-sex couples.
Did you hear about the coin shortage?
Al Capone did less damage to Chicago than Mayor Lori Lighttoot.
Escape From New York is now officially a documentary.
Without freedom of speech we would not know who the idiots are.
Female Divorce Lament:
What do women think lyng in bed aftere sex with a man who drives an electric car?
Envy was once considered to be one of the seven deadly sins
before it became one of the most admired virtues under its new name, "Social Justice."
The death rate of people is 100%.
The people on the "right side of history" are usually fighting for freedom and
liberty, not censorship and reeducation camps.
Sorry. I don't accept follow the science from people who say "a man is a woman,"
or "babies aren't alive til they're born."
July 4
You assist an evil system most effectively by
obeying its orders and decrees. An evil system
never deserves such allegiance. Allegiance to it
means partaking of the evil. A good person will
resist an evil system with his or her whole soul.
We're having a gas crisis, so let's
shut down the oil pipelines. We're
having a crime wave, so let's shut
down the prisons and defund police.
We're having a healthcare crisis, so
let's fire the healthcare workers.
We're having a pandemic, so let's
create unregulated open borders.
Those who warn you about rising sea
levels are buying beachfront property.
Riddle me this and tell me how it can be,
Friends: please wear those masks.
They saved saved the life of a friend last night.
He was out with his girlfriend and his wife didn't recognize him.
Are there any countries that tax their citizens
and send some of it to America?
On mandates or restrictions.
The money Elon Musk didn't pay in taxes will put a man on Mars.
The Evolution of Feminism.
All cops are bad.
Laid-off journalist trying to learn to code horrified
to discover the code is binary.
Governments worldwide are struggling to contain a new virus that
would have a huge impact on billions of lives.
I can't believe we don't have world peace after changing
the name on pancake boxes and syrup bottles.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer ...
is screaming "Let's Go Brandon" for all to hear.
Alec Baldwin has killed more people than omnicron.
Asians: Math is easy.
Males are better at women's sports than females.
Did you hear about the California store owner who priced every
item in his store at $951 so thieves can be prosecuted?
Hell of a job, Demorats -- you've managed to bring back
the 1918 Pandemic, the 1929 Depression, the 1968 Race Riots
and the 1973 gas lines all at the same time.
CNN brings back Chris Cuomo to host new show:
Did you hear Hillary Clinton called Ghislane Maxwell
to see if she wanted to hang later tonight?
Jussie Smollett is the first American to scam Nigerians.
The difference between Kyle Rittenhouse and LeBron James, is Kyle
doesn't miss his shots under pressure.
You should never forget that the media defended an adult
who lied about a fictional attack (Jussie Smollett),
but ridiculed a 17 year old that defended himself from
an actual attack (Kyle Rittenhouse).
The Omicron Variant reporedly has mild symptoms like soreness and exhaustion.
The same thing you'd feel after a hard days work.
All governments suffer a recurring problem. "Power attracts pathological personalities."
It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible.
If you rearrange the letters of "OMICRON" it spells "MORONIC".
I don't know why we have to give money to ountries who hate us.
They should be able to hate us for free.
America does not have a "white supremacy" problem.
It has a "spoiled, unhinged, white liberals" problem.
Now that the statues are down,
tell us how your life has improved.
Take your time, I'll wait.
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and acts like a duck,
according to FaceBook fact checkers, it's a squirrel.
Never forgeet that the media will defend an adult who lied bout a fictional attack,
but ridicule a 17 year old that defended himself from an actual attack.
If you repeat a lie long enough it becomes journalism.
Welcome to Idaho.
I just saved a bunch of money on my taxes ...
by switching my citizenship status to illegal immigrant.
AND it comes with free health insurance!
They should just start playing porn at the gas pumps so we can at least
watch someone else getting screwed too.
They swabbed my arse and it came back positive for climate change.
The Demorrhoids are threatening to riot and burn a city over the deaths of
a chid molester and a domestic abuser who showed up at a peace protest to
commit arson and rioting.
We can no longer call a 30 day ban Facebook jail.
It must now be referred to as: Metapause.
I like my women how I like my Covid ...
19 and easily spread.
In Russia, government silences the political opposition.
Politician 1: How do you feel now that you have defunded the police?
Prisoner 1: WTF you in for?
I feel bad for parents nowadays. You have to be able to explain
the birds & the bees ... The bees & the bees ... The birds
& the birds ... The birds that used to be bees ... The bees
that used to be birds ... The birds that look like bees ... Plus
bees that look like birds but still got a stinger!!!
WOKE: A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough
to find injustice in everything except their own behavior.
If you hate gas pipelines, do your part and turn off the gas to your home.
Rittenhouse fired 8 rounds, and had 22 rounds left.
New Drink: The Rittenhouse
Rittenhouse
Rittenhouse
Rittenhouse
As the Rittenhouse trial comes to a close, the prosecution has one last trick up his sleeve ...
My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house.
The world's greatest minds are meeting in Glasgow to figure out
how to end 3.5 trillion years of bad weatrher via virtue signaling.
Nothing says stop climate change more than ...
400 private jets and Biden's 85 car motorcade.
I've been seeing a lot of "How come a 17 year old had an AR-15,",
but I haven't seen any "How come a convicted felon had a pistol."
Of course our elite want to stop climate change ...
just as long as they don't have to give up their private jets or SUVs.
Gas prices are high because the oil is in Texas
and the dipsticks are in D.C.
Make no mistakie.
If CO2 is ruining our planet and plants breath CO2 and expel oxygen,
then vegetarians are killing us by eating plants.
How to manipulate the masses (Covid style):
If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize.
Unvaccinated Border Patrol agents are being fired ...
while unvaccinated illegal immigrants are welcomed into the country.
When the inflation rate is at a 40 year high because 1 in 5 dollars were printed last year.
Liberal Economics Teacheer:
From Instapundit (Virginia November 2021 election):
Parents: Can you take the porn out of the library and cut out the Critical Race Theory?
1800s: Help wanted: Irish need not apply.
"Civil wars" happen when the victimized are armed. Genocide happens when they are not.
Taliban chanting: "Death To America"
A new study shows ... we can get the public to believe anything as
long as we say "A New Study Shows" before whatever we say.
Breaking News:
In 1487, 5 years befire Columbus' arrival, the Aztec people sacrificed as many
as 84,000 men, women, and children at the re-consecration of the Great Pyramid
of Tenochtitlan.
Americans are growing tired of our ancestors being compared to the migrants
of today. Settling in an undeveloped land and building a civikization is not
comparable to moving to a post-industrial nation and signing up for welfare.
White Privilege?
If the spending bill costs zero,
why raise the debt ceiling?
So you want to let people who don't know which bathroom to use
tear down and then rebuild your civikization?
Joe Rogan: I've been drinking lots of water.
Coal fired electric cars.
The rich and powerful piss on us and the media tells us it's raining.
The same people that were screaming "RESIST" the last five years
now want us to "COMPLY" without question.
People too scared to work last year got unemployment
benefits, stimulus checks and free housing. People who
never stopped working get fired and denied all benefits.
Does anyone else find it strange:
Young men used to lie about their age to go fight for the country.
If white privilege exists, why did Elizabeth Warren pretend
to be Native-American to get ahead in her career.
Some say, "If you just wear a mask, the state could open up sooner."
School gets a bad rap but it's actually really impressive - juvenile
human brains are constantly learning from any available context
and the fact that school manages to halt this process is an engineering
feat on par with stopping a lava flow.
If you have to hide the cirriculum from the parents of your students,
you don't belong in a classroom or in close proximity to anyone's children.
The United States of America is so great
that even people who hate it refuse to leave.
Healthcare is a basic human right.
Roses are red
The crime syndicate known as the media is an accomplice to
murder for failing to accurately report the incredible
amonunt of deaths of fully vaccinated persons to the public at large.
These are unique and extraordinary circumstances.
If gender is a social construct, why do you need surgery?
I've never heard a white American say "I'm a White-European American".
That right there is the difference between us and all minorities ...
If you ever max out your credit cards, just go to the bank
and ask them to raise the your debt ceiling.
When Black Lies Matter (BLM) and AntiFirstAmendment (Antifa)
burn down billions of dollars of property
and riot, we should understand their anger.
March 2020:
The people who supported Obamacare because "healthcare is a human right,"
are demanding that healthcare be denied to anyone who has not gotten the vaccine.
Remember:
Tyrants are not the problem.
How do you test for White Fragility?
Capitol Police shot an unarmed woman in the chest and you people
cheered. But a border patrol agent makes a mean face and rides a
horse while apprehending an illegal alien and it's a human rights
violation?
There is nothing in this world so pernanent as a temporary emergency.
Millennials think 1984 is a problem that can be solved with Animal Farm.
What do you call it when someone takes someone else's
money openly by force?
Things that appear out of nowhere:
2020 expressed as a math problem:
Watching CNN to get the "facts" is like ...
If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes
Visit Afghanistan
Biden's vaccine mandates may cut the size of the federal government.
Imagine it's 1984 and the government has mandated that all
LGBTQ people have to show papers proving they aren't
HIV positive or they won't be allowed on planes, into concerts
or dine at restaurants.
Who said it?
Celebrity: We have to accept socialism.
Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down.
The difference between government and thieves is that thieves
don't pretend they're helping you.
General Milley Wisdom:
Warning Sign:
New Math: 2 + 2 = racism.
New Math:
Jimmy Carter's prayers have been answered.
Scientists rename climate change to COVID so Americans will
immediately give up all their rights to fight it.
I want to thank my parents for not letting me pick my gender
while I was still eating Crayons, glue, boogers and dog food.
The amount of jokes about coronavirus has reached worrying numbers.
Scientists claim we are in the middle of a pundemic.
America is not a Democracy
Police Protection:
If librarians honestly placed periodicals where they belonged,
most mainstream media would be in the fiction section.
Climate change:
Wise Words from a Stockbroker....Edward Jones: April 20, 2021
It didn't start with gas chambers.
If you have to carry a card in your pocket (or pass on your phone) proving
you injected a drug into your body to gain access to grocery stores, receive
medical care or to freely move about society then you no longer live in a free
country and you are no longer sovereign over your own body. - And that should
concern everyone - regardless of political party or medical choices.
Just remember:
There are walls around the U.S. capitol
The government I live under has been my enemy all my active life.
When it has not been engaged in silencing me it has been engaged in ,
robbing me. So far as I can recall I have never had any
contact with it that was not an outrage on my dignity
and an attack on my security."
Every soldier is aware they
get court martialed for
losing their rifle. So what
do generals and presidents
get when they leave behind
weapons for an entire army?
If an enlisted member of the military looses a piece of equipment,
he/she suffers grave consequences.
Can someone please tell me how the Taliban survived a year and a
half without masks, social distancing, PCR testing, mandatory
vaccines, and now even managed to recapture Kabul and freely rule
Afghanistan in the middle of a global pandemic?
If science was never questioned, you'd still be drinking cocaine,
giving kids cough syrup with heroin, spraying people with DDT,
and smoking the cigarette brand your Dr. recommended.
Welcome to California
If Pakistan can afford nuclear missiles they can pay
for their own gender studies.
Democrats promise to make sure every American stuck in Afghanistan
receives a mail-in ballot.
I'm fat, but I idenify as skinny.
If Gender is a construct, why take hormones? - Jordan Peterson
You do realize that Democrats voted to penalize American citizens
if they didn't buy insurance and now offer it free to illegals?
Those who warn you about rising sea
levels are buying beachfront property.
You are the carbon they want to reduce!
During the Nuremberg trials, judges asked Hermann Goring (Hitlers right hand)
how they made Germany accept all the madness.
Funny how we were raised not to be peer pressured into taking
experimental drugs and now we're being peer pressured into
taking experimental drugs.
Praising the government for reopening the country
is like thanking your abuser when they stop beating you.
If the unvaccinated won't get access to public services,
it's only fair that they don't pay taxes.
If you’re born with a dick, you’re not a chick.
California
Ignoring evidence of election fraud because the election is
already over is like ignoring a murder because the victim is
already dead.
If we were really wrong about them, they wouldn't need to censor us,
My freedom does not end where your fear begins.
Washington Redskins change their name to Lizard People
to better represent the population of Washington D.C.
Washington Redskins change their name to Stalinist Redskins
to better represent the population of Washington D.C.
In 100 years we have gone from teaching Latin and Greek
in high school to teaching Remedial English in college.
By 2005 or so, it will become clear that the Internet's impact
on the economy has been no greater than the fax machines.
I'm here because of hunger, because
there's no medicine, because of power cuts
-because there's a lack of everything.
I want a total change: a change of government,
multiparty elections, and the end of communism.
Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions...
Racism is not dead, but it is on life support-kept alive
by politicians, race hustlers and people who get a sense
of superiority by denouncing others as racists.
We know they are lying.
The peoples FBI has become the Democrats KGB.
Student: You said we're going to learn division.
When you have something to say, silence is a lie.
REMINDER:
Welcome to George Floyd Square.
New evidence indicates Critical Race Theory escaped from a lab in a
college Humanities Deparment.
I just want to live in a country where
Michell Obama, Oprah Winfrey,
LeBron James, and Meghan Markle
are no longer oppressed
Not all women are interested in talking about make up and
smashing glass ceilings.
Human beings are born with different capacities, .
if they are free, they are not equal.
And if they are equal, they are not free.
Resign for diversity
You know the brainwashing is real when white people
protest against white people for being white people.
Imagine a world where people believe that the temperature of the
planet can be controlled by giving money to the United Nations.
I don't always talk to 30 year old liberals ...
I don't always get fact checked ...
We live in a culture where everyone thinks that
"I'm entitled to my opinion" implies that all
opinions are equal, and that ignorance is just
as good as scientific knowledge. No, sometimes
you're just wrong.
Know the warning signs of WHITE SUPREMACY
Everything is Changing.
People are taking their comedians seriously
and the politicians as a joke.
Payday candy bar is changing it's name because it's offensive
to those no don't work.
DEMOCRAT THOUGHT:
Victoria’s Secret is switching from models with eating disorders to models with mental disorders.
Since nobody reads 5,000 page bills, let's slip in "term limits."
I'm wondering why it takes "professional sports" million
dollar lighting, multiple camera angles, hi-def, slo-mo
and instant replay to determine a call but athletes can
judge police definitively from a dark 10 second grainy
cell phone video.
All sports are on hold while LeBron James retrains the police.
Reagan - We have a border crisis
If you are driving alone in your car with a mask on,
you don't need a ... BIDEN Sticker
If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once
in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.
Why do we need a $4 trillion jobs plan, when a year ago
we had the lowest unemployment in history without using
taxpayers money?
Arson is now called Climate Change in California.
It's really cool to be alive at this point in American history
because it's like the collapse of the Roman Empire, but with wifi.
My body my choice:
If we are to avoid being treated as though guilty until proven innocent,
and sick until proven healthy, then regard politicians, present and future,
as though dishonest, self-aggrandizing, corporatists and career criminals,
with no regard for the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, until
consistently proven otherwise.
Modern mother daughter conversation:
Once upon a time, the FBI fought organized crime.
1965 kids: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Civics 101 then:
Congress writes the laws.
The President signs the laws.
The Supreme Court interprets the laws.
Oscar Awards:
If they come bearing a foreign flag ...
Ted Cruz took a trip to Cancun and liberal heads exploded.
The next time someone tells you they want to de-fund the police,
hit them with a brick and see who they call.
Being woke is so confusing. Words can be literal violence, but
someone getting stabbed will make you just shrug your shoulders.
Use promor code "BLM" to receive a 100% discount at Nike.
The fact that celebrities have raised $20,000,000 for rioters
bail and $-0- for looting victims speaks volumes about the elite.
I don't watch mainstream media for the same reason
I don't drink from the toilet.
How Democrats Classify Everything:
No matter how bad your life is, just remember
... there are people out there worried about the
gender of a plastic potato.
Governments don't want an intelligent population because people
who can think critically can't be ruled.
At the rate we're going, they're going to cancel shampoo
so bald people don't get offended.
I got kicked out of my flat earth group because I asked if the
six foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
A small number of people hunt witches.
Come visit Minnesota.
Imagine if you will, a world where every Tweet and Meme
must be fact-checked, but not a ballot.
Modern News Reporting:
Trigger Warnings:
There are two kinds of people in this world.
Is the game of pool still okay?
This just in ...
Good people disobey bad laws.
When you let people do what they want, you get Woodstock.
There are three kinds of people:
Major League Baseball took the All Star game and $100 million from a
predominantly black city and gave it to a predominantly white city
because of ... racial justice.
I can't believe it's riot season already.
Give a man a fish ... you feed him for a day.
INFRASTRUCTURE:
INFRASTRUCTURE: #2
War is Peace.
Unlike Jeffrey Epstein, Major League Baseball is killing itself.
Democrats in boots will enforce the tyranny of Democrats in suits.
Border holding facilities are more than 1,000% over capacity limits.
Senators spend $12 million each election to keep a $174,000 job.
The number 1 violent offenders against black people are other black people.
New Improved 60 Minutes:
Oxymorons:
1960: I am woman, hear me roar.
Officer: Ma'am, I'm going to need to see your ID.
Son: Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime.
A brief summary of modern feminism:
A child recently told his father:
They are actually talking about people's ability to buy and
sell linked to the vaccine passport. They might as well call
it Biden's Mark of the Beast.
George Floyd died one year ago, his family was handed
$27 million and his trial has just begun.
Remind me to write a popular article on the compulsive reading
of news. The theme will be that most neuroses and some psychoses
can be traced to the unnecessary and unhealthy habit of daily
wallowing in the troubles and sins of five billion strangers.
The title is 'Gossip Unlimited' no, make that 'Gossip Gone
Wild.'
If you say Awomen after Amen, you're Amoron.
April Fools Day is cancelled this year as no made up prank could
match the unbelievable shit happening in the real world right now.
Teacher: The virus will kill all us teachers! Schools are hot zones of death!
For Sale!
How social media works:
How does lowering academic standards help minorities
with academic success?
As a white person, I am sick and tired of being judged
by the color of my skin by people who have complained
for decades about being judged by theirs!
Black Lives Matter: unless you are a:
"I'm an expert on health and food disorders."
Says the obese man who thinks he's a woman.
If you can pretend Bruce Jenner is a woman, Kamala Harris is black,
and Biden is sane, you can pretend I'm wearing a mask.
I identify as a person who doesn't have to participate in the
transgender fantasies of mentally ill people.
Do not let people who surround themselves with barbed wire and
armed soldiers tell you that you can not own a firearm to
defend yourself.
Why do the Democrats who claim fences don't work and guns are bad
surround themselves with fences and guns?
To make America great again, evil people must fear punishment again.
Climate Changer:
Imagine holding the same exact views as your teachers, all of
your friends, every politician, everyone in Hollywood, the
engire media class, every major corporation and still
honestly believing that you are opposing "the system."
Do not call it SCIENCE if you aren't allowed to question
it. Call it a BELIEF SYSTEM. Call it a RELIGION.
Call it a CULT.
Women's Studies is a degree you get so you can teach women to get
STEM degrees and not Women's Studies degrees.
I wonder why we did not fix this racial issue when we had
a black president for eight years?
I don't know to be less white.
We have lots of wildfires in California, mudslides, high taxes,
a big homeless problem, the schools are closed, the businesses
are closed, and there's lots of drug abuse.
Can we still order Black Coffee?
So the FBI has sex tapes of Democrat mayor's and a Chinese spy
and kept it hidden.
Job Applicant: My name is Les White.
A friend writes, "After a nationwide crackdown on free speech,
we are now listening to a career politician ramble on about
freedom and unity in a ceremony of masked people surrounded by
razor wire and 1,000s of soldiers. I can't think of a more
fitting image of this country's future.
White kids are taught to hate their whiteness. Boys are taught
to hate their masculinity. Girls to hate their femininity.
Children of all races and both sexes are taught to hate their
country. We push self-loathing onto our kids and then wonder
why they are depressed and suicidal.
If pedophilia is just sexuality,
then burying them all is just gardening.
Projection:
Al "Convenient Liar" Gore who dishonestly claimed that all
snow will be gone in the Artic by 2013
If the Roman Senate had been controlled by Democrats:
Patient: I thought I'd be more happy now that Trump is out of office, instead I feel a bit empty.
Trump: Hey Nancy, it's owen.
Trump close to filling impeachment punch card for
free sub sandwich.
FACT CHECKED 100% TRUE
Whenever I think I had horrible day at work,
Blazing Saddles has been edited for Television.
Why is it that when archeologists find human remains,
they're either male or female and none of the other 700 genders?
Climate change is so important that people from more than 200
countries are flying in private jets to the Climate Change
Conference to get the rest of us to stop driving our SUVs.
Now that Washington D.C. has a fence around it, it seems to me like the
perfect time to put a padlock on it and call it The National Zoo.
Imagine being a President so popular among the people, that you have to
ban him from the World Wide Web to stop citizen communications with him,
manufacture hundreds of thousands of votes to unseat him, collude with
news organizations to lie about him, and impeach him a 2nd time.
I'd much rather be a conspiracy theorist and question everything instead
of a sheep that blindly accepts the B.S. we're being sold.
Somebody needs to open an investigation into the Democrat
party to find out if they have any ties to America.
Call me crazy, but we should probably open US restaurants
before US borders.
Liberal: Scientists can prove climate change is real.
Just remember:
A bullet may have someone's name on it, but 10 pounds of C4 is more
"To Whom It May Concern."
Want to be green?
Coal-powered electric cars help leftists pretend
they're solving their make-believe crisis.
The world is fighting Islamic terrorism, starvation,
and disease, but Democrats are fighting for men to pee
in the ladies' room.
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not
allowed to criticize.
We're not going to "heal" because you conducted yourselves like a
rabies-addled chimpanzee for four years and now you got your way.
Worlds Shortest Books
First of all, you have to ask yourself, "Why is there political correctness?"
Some politicians are arguing that it's better to kill children
in the womb than allow them to have a difficult life.
If Twitter can "do what they want" since they are a private company,
then every single business in America should be open right now.
2020 went home, put on a wig, and came back as 2021.
Thought for the Day:
If you say aWOMAN after aMEN, you're aMORON.
When you're done singing HYMNS, you need to start singing HERS.
When you go out to eat, should there be MENus, and WOMENus?
Does GerMANy need to change its name to GerWOMANy?
When you leave California, remember that you are a refugee,
NOT a missionary.
Remeber:
We spend $750 billion annually on "defense" and
the center of American government fell in two hours
to the duck dynasty and the guy in the chewbacca bikini.
Study finds most restaurants fail within first year of it
being illegal to go to them.
We've all heard many times, "Screw the Chinese communists."
Texas Governor Greg Abbot issues 'Stay At Home' order
for all California residents.
If a male can self-identify as a female,
can a bar self-identify as a grocery store?
Who would have thought one day we'd be smoking weed at
a family gathering, but the illegal part would be
the family gathering.
Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?
The seeds of the American revolution were planted by those
meeting in taverns, resturants, and churches.
My shoelace broke today.
Hillary emails, Weiner laptop, Epstein tapes, Hunter's laptop ...
what exactly does the FBI investigate?
The best stimulus package would be a 0% income tax.
Instead of sending Pakistan 10 Million Dollars for gender programs,
why not send them a million liberals with gender studies degrees?
If we freeze the economy we can stop the disease.
Journalism is about covering important stories ... with a pillow,
until they stop moving.
The problem with having sex with Chinese Communist Spies
is that an hour later you want to betray your country again.
Anyone know if you can install Dominion on a bank account?
Due to my isolation, I finished three books yesterday.
And believe me, that's a lot of coloring.
Why did the filing cabinet get deported?
I don't mean to brag, but I have the exact
same medical degree as Bill Gates.
Every woman has the right to be believed ... unless you are raped by
Bill Clinton, beaten by Keith Ellison, groped by Cory Booker
or killed by Ted Kennedy.
I have never seen a political party work so hard to
get rid of a president, but not illegal immigrants,
drug dealers or child traffickers.
Leftist Climate Change Experts
There is no evidence of widespread journalist integrity.
If a tree falls in the Swamp and the Mainstream Media
won't report it, will anyone hear about it?
I saw a mail truck in the cemetery today.
If you decide to riot in my neighborhood,
just remember, Sticks & Stones May Break My
Windows, but Hollowpoints Expand Inside You.
I have never understood why it is "greed" to want to keep the
money you have earned but not "greed" to take somebody else's money.
For the last 50 years, the Green movement has been saying we only
have 10 years to save the planet.
When I die I'm going directly into Heaven.
It's a good thing Governor Whitmer didn't defund the cops
before she was threatened. That would have been awkward.
Judge Amy Coney Barrett owns a gun.
Wear your mask when talking with lip reading deaf people.
Breaking News:
Vice-Presidental Debate 2020:
China Lied and Americans died!
If you comply, you will not die.
A number of recent polls show that Chris Wallace
won the presidential debate.
White Catholic Judge Amy Coney Barret has twice as
many black children [2] as Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
had Black law clerks [1] in her 40 years as a Judge.
15,000 dead seniors.
Governor Cuomo version of Eagles - Take It Easy:
Governor Cuomo:
Governor Cuomo :
Governor Cuomo has killed more Americans than the
Muslims did on September 11, 2001 (9/11) in their attack
on the twin towers!
Seems Governor Cuomo respects the lives of the elderly
as much as the lives of the preborn.
Cuomo lied and old people died.
Experts warn of new 'Cuomo' variant that is dangerous to
young women and fatal to elderly.
Bagged a wife beater, a pedophile, and a burglar in
one night.
The new Democrat Party Platfrom:
Immigration without assimilation is not immigration, it's an invasion.
Americans should feel insulted.
By their own logic, Democrats are telling us that Obama
was an illegitimate President...
White slaves were sold for centuries.
I'm sick of people saying cops need more training.
You had 18 years to teach your kid it's wrong to
loot, steal, set buildings ablaze, block traffic,
laser people's eyes, overturn cars, destroy buildings
and attack citizens.
Just because reporters say something over and over and over
again doesn't start to make it true.
If masks actually worked, they would have been banned
... just like hydroxychloroquine.
LOOTING:
Make no mistake ... the Obama's were the creators & starting
point of all the division and current anti-American chaos we're
witnessing in America today!
Lockdown Restrictions Are A Test To See How Much Tyranny Americans Will Accept.
It's important to remember that our content is mostly pedophilia-free.
Decades of players committing domestic violence, rapes,
illegal drug use, gambling and suddenly now the NFL cares
about Social Justice.
Remember a few years ago when two undercover journalists exposed that
Planned Parenthood was selling aborted baby body parts (A felony),
and the California attorney general prosecuted the journalists and
never did anything against Planned Parenthood?
I can't side with any politician who's been in office since 1981
and blames a new president for America's problems! Seriously?!
What do you call a BLM protest with virtually no blacks?
Wouldn't it be funny if the NFL went bankrupt
and all the self-entitled Liberal activist football
players had to go get real jobs?
Don't be fooled by a name!
No White supremacist ever blocked traffic in my city.
It's worth pondering, the overrepresentation of blacks in prison
is often used as evidence of systematic racism, but the
overrepresentation of men is never used as evidence of sexism.
A press that lies to you is not a free press, but a propaganda
tool of the powerful who are not interested in your freedom but
only of advancing their agenda!
Nancy Pelosi, a woman who is third in line to have access to the
nuclear codes is claiming that she was duped by a hair salon.
Doctors I trust more than Dr. Fauci.:
Democrat presidential candidates have divided into two groups.
Only in America in 2020 can you get arrested
for opening your business, but not for looting one.
When the media is behind your movement,
you aren't the resistance.
Nancy Pelosi meme of the day.
Nancy Pelosi meme of the day.
Nancy Pelosi meme of the day.
Nancy Pelosi meme of the day.
Nancy Pelosi meme of the day.
The Left controls every major institution in America.
Mainstream media, academia, administrative government,
Hollywood, big tech. So if "institutional racism" really
does exist, then its the Democrats that created and support
institutional racism!
Christopher Coumbus died in 1506. If he's ruining your
happiness in 2020 you need to get therapy.
Looters have it easy today.
Democrat Convention:
Never forget Democrat mayors sent SWAT teams to shut down
churches and barbershops, but let looters and antifa burn
down cities.
America is NOT divided by race, color, gender, ethnicity,
or sexual orientation. America is divided into good people
and assholes. And assholes are divided by race, color,
gender, ethnicity, or sexual orientation.
Breaking News:
Sign in BBQ resturant window:
I can't say who's winning here...
Only 56 Million Cases to go until we reach
H1N1 (Swine Flu) Cases from 2009!!
Government:
Can someone please explain to me how pancake syrup,
movies, books, statues, logos and building names
weren't racist when Barack Hussein Obama was president?
Facts to liberals is like daylight to vampires.
Democrats are like mushrooms ...
they like to be kept in the dark and fed a steady diet of shit.
You know you live in a great country when even the people that
absolutely detest it refuse to leave!
If BLM (Burn, Murder, Loot) expects reparations for what
happened 200 years ago, why aren't they offering to pay
for what they did last month?
The party that constantly says the right is racist
and sexist just chose their VP based solely on race
and sex.
Hey feminists!
Time Traveller: What year is this?
The further a society drifts from the truth,
the more it will hate those that speak it.
Pelosi will forever be known as the Speaker of the House that was
so full of shit that the country ran out of toilet paper.
Democrat leaders want to remind you there are only
137 looting days left until Christmas.
Remember and obey your overlords:
At the store there was a big "X" by the register for me to stand on.
I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that.
Democrat Blind Date:
Democrat Blind Date:
Democrat Blind Date:
Mother Daughter conversation,
The new Mother Son talk:
Did you hear about the judge who order death by firing squad for a criminal?
"People are intelligent and can think for themslves
without Facebook"
Study finds most resturants fail within first year of it becoming
illegal to go to them.
We are living in an era when sanity is controversial and
insanity is just another viewpoint-and degeneracy only
another lifestyle.
Founding Fathers: Tax my tea? War!
According to the Democrat party, the French Revolution was mostly peaceful.
Wanna know how you can tell when the truth is being told?
Don't be stupid, protect yourself and others.
The secret Republican plot to make liberals look like idiots,
known as "Operation just let them speak" is working.
I remember a time when a politician saying "I love America"
didn't reveal his political party.
Democrats claim DACA kids shouldn't have to pay for their parent's crimes ...
but white people are still responsible for 17th century slave owners!
Chicago's Mayor Lightfoot says her city's gun violence problem arises
from guns coming in from neighboring states which don't have strict
gun control.
The Defund The Police movement will save the government lots of money.
It's easy being a communist in a free country.
Sadly, the biggest threat to our country is not Russia,
China or North Korea.
INEPTOCRACY
If black lives really mattered, they'd
be tearing down drug houses instead of statues.
Come to Chicago for the food,
I'll Believe White Privilege Exists When...
Nothing says unity like playing a separate national anthem for
black people and white people at NFL games.
Hello Governors and Mayors:
Don't worry about kids peeing in the pool. They have bathing suits on.
If a fart can get through underwear and blue jeans
how is a cloth mask going to protect you.
The New York Times is the villiage voice of Pravdas.
When the twin towers were attacked, the left told us
not to judge all Muslims by the actions of a few.
Impeachment didn't work.
I still don't understand how a man who's never held public office
until being elected President is blamed for all of America's problems ...
by the people we've had in Congress since the 1970's.
In 1964, on the floor of the U.S.Senate, Democrats held the longest
filibuster in our nation's history, 75 days. All trying to prevent the
passing of one thing.
Can someone please explain to me how pancake syrup, movies,
books, statues, logos and building names weren't racist
when Obama was president?
If Democrats stopped shooting people,
gun violence would drop by 90%!
Still trying to understand recent changes ...
If a mob is allowed to take over a police precinct,
what stops them from taking over your home?
If Black lives really mattered ...
Blocking a road holds people against their will.
B.L.M. has done more to promote racism in the past few weeks
than all the confederate memorials in the past 100 years.
There should be a national movement to defund the personal
security detail of any politician who calls for defunding
the police.
Payday candy bar is changing its name.
The offensive word "Payday"
implies that a person has to work to get one.
Breaking news:
Breaking news:
How do you know when someone is telling the truth?
White bread will now be referred to as ... privilege loaf.
Are we banning rap music yet?
Democrats vs. Republicans:
Leftists have spent decades fighting against climate change,
homophobia, sexism and racism but according to them, all those
things have only gotten worse. They're either lying or really shitty
at their activism.
So let me get this straight ... rioters and looters aren't
responsible for their actions. But I'm responsible for things
people did two hundred years ago?
The thing that concerns me the most about this pandemic
is Democrats are talking about making this the "NEW NORMAL".
If 2020 has taught us anything,
The USA ENDED slavery, ended
race-based civil rights violations,
elected a Black President TWICE,
and made our highest paid athletes,
musicians, celebrities and cultural
ambassadors black Americans. If
we're a "racist" nation ... we suck at it.
Definition Of a Racist By Decade
Definition Of a Racism:
The Left controls every major institution in America.
Mainstream media, academia, administrative government,
Hollywood, big tech. So if "institutional racism" really
does exist, whose fault would that be?
If defunding police will stop violence,
then defunding hospitals will stop pandemics.
Since the Democrat/leftist/socialist/fascist/communist wet dream
is to defund the police, then it is only fair to remove ALL
restrictions on gun ownership.
When the twin towers were attacked, the left told us not to judge
all Muslims by the actions of a few.
Use promo code "Floyd" for 100% off when shopping at
your favorite closed store.
Blacks are being sold as slaves in Libya.
If black folks are so routinely beaten up for their skin color,
how come Jussie Smollett had to pay two Nigerian dudes to beat the
hell out of him?
In America, non-essentail businesses are open for looting.
It's not violence, it's Keynesian stimulus!
So in order to enter stores now,
do I need to bring a face mask or a brick?
Have you ever noticed that during a "protest",
bookstores may be burned to the ground but are
never looted?
Dear Liberals,
When the American Patriots revolted, they just wanted to go back to work,
Church or get an haircut.
You don't have the right to open your business or go to work,
it's "safer at home."
If you defund the police, how are you going to take
people's plastic straws and AR-15s?
If you were killed by a cop,
'Quarantine' is when you restrict the movement of sick people.
Wouldn't it be nice if we had all the money that Democrats blew
on the impeachment sham ... to help out Americans right now?
The masks are not for your protection.
I don't usuallyt talk about my expensive trips, but I just
got back from the grocery store ...
America does not need to see the tax return of a billonaire who
became a public servant. American needs to see the tax returns of
public servants who became millionaires while being public
servants.
WE are NOT "all in this together"!!!
I'm starting to miss the good old days when we were all gonna
die from
Democrats are making America witty again.
Remember!
Help!
Let's take a moment and offer thoughts and prayers
for all the Antifa thugs who suddenly don't feel
special anymore now that everyone is wearing masks.
You might be a Democrat if
Do you know the name of the device that's installed in
a car to slow it down ... and keep it from reaching it's
potential?
ATTN Liberal Democrat Moms:
It's not rape if you're a Democrat.
Feminists only #BelieveAllWomen who accuse Republicans.
Did you hear California issued a stay at home order?
My farmer friend used his stimulus check to buy baby chickens.
Democrat watching homeschooling parent with children during normal
school hours:
No one discusses how many fewer beds, ventilators and hospital
staff would be needed if 40 million illegals weren't draining
our system.
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.
The essential difference between liberals and
conservatives is that liberals could not exist
without conservatives to defend their
freedom and support them economically.
Breaking News:
If you're suggesting sending men with "Weapons of war" to take my
"Weapons of war", then I'm fairly certain that's what's called an
act of war...And the definition of tyranny...which coincidentally,
is the reason for the second amendment in the first place.
If you exploit a pandemic to violate my Rights my AR15 won't
know the difference between Communist Tyrants and Democrat Tyrants.
By the time they tell us we can go back to our lives there'll
be no life to go back to.
Official Notice:
This is the longest something made in China has ever lasted.
Every time a journalist is fired, an angel gets its wings.
Truth sounds like hate speech to those who hate the truth.
The major cruise lines are asking for financial help from the
U.S.government.
How come Democrats want to close schools, churches, sports events,
rallies and parades, but not our borders?
I don't mean to brag, but this is like the tenth end of the world I've survived.
We live in a world where boys can't play cowboys and indians because
it is politically incorrect.
Now that Buttigieg has dropped out,
I am the only gay man running.
Why do you ask me to press one for English, and then put
Bin Laden's sister on the phone?
Mitt Romney 1/1024 Republican
Mitt Romney is a transrepublican.
New Math:
If you can't impeach,
The DNC wants $50 millon for their convention security.
Anyone wanna buy a gold impeachment pen? Brand new, only used once.
Didn't work.
Will the Russians or Ukraiians please tell us who won in Iowa.
The suspense is killing me!
Tell your Democrat friends, sure, you can resort to violence,
but Republicans are better at it than you.
I wish Congress worked as hard at removing criminal, illegal aliens
as they have worked at removing this president.
ATTENTION FOLKS:
Democrats:
It is sad that politicians, journalists, scientists, and economists
have devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, while a reality
TV star is the only person telling you the truth.
Blow up a plane full of innocent people on "accident." No one bats an eye.
Democrats expect us to believe they can clean up the earth and environment
Greta Thunberg: 16-years-old.
Blind dating in 1999: I hope she's cute.
God created man and woman.
If gender is a social construct, and there is no essential
difference between men and women, how does a man know he
feels like a woman?
Christopher Columbus, the only illegal immigrant liberals hate.
Liberal scientists can prove climate change is real.
The only farting cows destroying the planet are the ones
on the View.
Dear Democrats
If you believe in equal rights, then what do "women's rights," "gay rights,"
etc., mean? Either they are redundant or they are violations of the
principle of equal rights for all.
I think if people want to wipe out reminders of slavery,
segregation, and white supremacy we might consider getting
rid of the Democrat party.
The media rushed to judgement to defend Jussie Smollett (black).
There is no need for climate protests in China because
China is already communist.
We shouldn’t laugh at kids who believe in Santa.
5 Stages of Denial When Democrats Are Caught Red-Handed Committing Crimes:
The secret of freedom lies in educating people,
whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant.
Why don't women who "identify as men" enter into male track meets?
Christmas lights are like Jeffrey Epstein,
they don't hang themselves.
A degree in gender studies prepares you for a multitude of job opportunities at:
I want to boycott Muslim products,
but I just realized Muslims don't produce anything.
California raises the price of gas to get people to buy electric cars ...
I'm going to save a ton of money on Christmas
by discussing politics at Thanksgiving dinner.
Hillary Clinton.
Help your kids fight climate change.
Government war on Drugs.
If no one is above the law, then why aren't all the Democrats in
Washington already in cuffs?
If Democrats actually believe in man-made climate change
why aren't they living like the Amish as an example
to the rest of humanity?
On the anniversary of 9/11, the New York Times reported:
You do realize if Democrats stop shooting people,
gun violence would drop by 90%.
They don't call us racists or fascists hoping we'll change our minds
and join them.
If you really believe in Global Warming
Is it hypocritical for Democrats to say "No One Is Above The Law"
but then support sanctuary cities?
So you're telling me you listen to scientists when they say theres
global warming, but you won't listen to scientists when they say
there's only two genders?
I hope the aliens don't escape from area 51.
England:
Dear Liberals:
Can Berkeley supermarkets still sell Manwich?
You trust a government that has gotten itself 22 trillion
in debt to manage your health care and retirement?
It's nice to see Mueller finally getting a chance
to read the Mueller Report for the first time.
Whoever is making the comment, "How dumb can the
Democrats get?"
The Democrat party will be suing Iran over the right to use
"Death To America" as their new campaign slogan.
Dear Liberals:
I have just about as much compassion for illegal aliens as they
have for US taxpayers.
Defending my country was once called patriotism.
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
This is why people (Democrats/Leftists) with no sense
of humor have a heightened sense of self-importance.
Human beings are born with different capacities, if they are free,
they are not equal.
I, like so many others, truly dislike ketchup on hotdogs, and I prefer
not to be around anyone who uses ketchup on hotdogs. I call upon all
hotdog stands to post a list of those who ask for ketchup on their hotdogs.
I woke up feeling virtuous this morning. I think I’ll find something to
boycott and then tweet about it. Never let it be said I’m not doing my part.
#LookAtMe.
As you probably know, we celebrities are uniquely qualified to tell you
how to live and what to think, and I take that responsibility seriously.
I’m working hard, and I expect to have my list of rules available in a
week or so. Meantime, just do your best on your own.
OK, let me explain this again: We're celebs. We're wiser & more
empathetic than you. We are famous. Please take our opinions more
seriously.
(after viewing the Democrat Presidential debate.)
(after watching a Hollywood Awards ceremony)
Nobody abhors violence more than Hollywood, and nobody does more to
glorify it.
I wonder if the celebrities who moved out of the country will return
for the demonstrations?
Unhappy about results of last week's People's Choice Awards.
Thinking of breaking Starbucks windows and trashing limos.
Changing the world one screamed obscenity at a time.
"Alexa, turn on CNN. I want to hear the news."
Does anyone have thinner skins than the "tough" news media?
Easy fix for CNN: change name to Current Narrative Network.
My work here is done.
Two wrongs don't make a right, they make a left.
Democrats claim no one is above the law.
One of the most compelling arguments for polygamy is that each
individual would be able to acquire a more racially diverse
range of spouses.
No uterus, no opinion.
Facts are the last refuge of bigots. And btw, no unborn baby
is male. Gender is assigned randomly at birth.
Let me be clear. I condemn ALL violence against women.
Unless they have the wrong opinions.
If we lived in a truly tolerant society we’d burn all books
written by straight white males.
Feminist mothers! Make sure you encourage your daughters to think
independently by getting them to chant a political slogan on a
nightly basis.
Bigots are always quoting the dictionary to prove that Islam is not
a race.
Sisters! We MUST get behind the #SexStrike NOW.
Bravo to the UK police for investigating this TV presenter’s attempt at "humour".
Skeletons in medical textbooks are SO racist.
Science classes in schools should be replaced with Gender Studies to ensure
the next generation aren’t indoctrinated with "facts".
Parents! Please don’t despair if you have a white baby.
With the right encouragement, it might transition to black at a later stage.
If you are attracted to men that means you are attracted to the patriarchy
and you’re part of the problem.
We will never defeat the scourge of racism until people of colour have their
own spaces away from whites. I suggest we start with schools, restaurants and
drinking fountains.
It is hugely problematic to celebrate #InternationalWomensDay by eating vagina
cakes. If I was a fat woman with a penis I’d be feeling pretty annoyed right now.
The quickest way to become right-wing is to interact with leftists on Twitter.
I'm trying to remain centered but they keep pushing me.
Far leftism is just resentment with a mask of compassion.
No humour, no empathy, no tolerance. Secular religion of hate and false virtue.
So Pelosi and Schumer and Nadler walk into a DC bar and ask the bartender,
"What's your most popular drink.
Breaking News: Linguistic scientists are estimating Rachel Maddow
will have said "Russia" more than any human being on earth by
Wednesday, passing Olga Smirnov, a 92-year-old customs official
in Moscow.
Bernie Sanders - the man who never worked.
Since 1972, the government has built over 3,000 miles of
"sound walls" along our highways to "protect" nearby homeowners
from traffic sounds.
Just remember, Bernie Sanders initial are BS.
We can't bring nail clippers on a plane, but we're supposed to let
2,000 illegal aliens cross our border every day unchecked?
Venezuela:
180 Texans held off Santa Ana and his 4,000 Mexican soldiers
for 13 days because of a wall!
U.S.-Mexco Border Penalties For Illegal Immigration
Jim Comey answered "I don't know," "I don't recall," and "I don't remember,"
236 times while under oath. But he remembered enough to write a book.
Not one feminist has defended Sarah Sanders. It seems women's rights only
matter if those women are Democrats.
Every woman has the right to be believed ... Unless they are raped by Bill
Clinton, beaten by Keith Ellison, groped by Cory Booker or killed by Ted Kennedy.
Chelsea Clinton got out of college and got a job at NBC that paid $900,000 per
year. Her mom flies around the country speaking out about white privilege.
If walls and guns don't work; then why are celebrities and politicians
surrounded by them?
Liberals: Don't let unvaccinated kids into our schools.
You know that you live in a great country when even the people that
absolutely detest it refuse to leave.
The law allowing for the separation of children from their parents who cross
the border illegally was signed by Bill Clinton in 1997. Why is it a problem now?
68 people were killed in mass shootings in 2018.
Democrats say you can't give a lethal injection to killers, rapists,
pedophiles, and school shooters but you can give a lethal injection
to an infant.
MAGA: Make Alexandria (Ocasio-Cortez) Go Away
MAGA: Make Andrew (Cuomo) Go Away
14 million kids are living in poverty in America.
They sent more troops and armament to arrest Roger Stone than they sent
to defend Benghazi.
It's a sad day when it is easier to abort an American child than it is
to deport an illegal alien.
Liberals feel the same way about firearms as they do about wealth.
It's okay for them, but not for you.
Sweden is the rape capital of Europe thanks to third world immigration.
Keep that in mind when the socialists say that we should be like Sweden.
How do you walk 3,000 miles across Mexico without food or support and show
up at our border 100 pounds overweight and with a cellphone?
If you think capitalism is the problem, there are 195 other countries where
you an get a whole lot less of it.
Democrats booed God but clapped and cheered about killing babies.
We spend $18 billion a year on healthcare for illegal aliens, and the
Democrats can't find $5 bllion for border security.
Bill Clinton paid $850,000 to Paula Jones to get her to go away.
I don't remember the FBI raiding his lawyer's office.
Bernie Sanders owns 3 houses and has a net worth of over a million dollars.
He hasn't taken in a single refugee.
The same media that told me Hillary Clinton had a 95% chance of
winning now tells me Trump's approval ratings are low.
The electoral college worked fine until Hillary Clinton lost in 2016.
The Democrats now want to abolish it.
The supreme court has had 9 justices since 1868. Now the Democrats
say it needs to be expanded to nullify the conservatives on the court.
It is now clear, Bob Mueller quit digging when all of the tunnels led
back to Hillary and Obama.
Katy Perry says: "No barriers, no borders. We all just need to coexist."
Employer: "Do you have good people skills?"
When Democrats lie, Republican die.
The only difference between a hooker and a Democrat is that the
hooker will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
How many Democrats does it take to fix a problem?
If 11 million illegal aliens can help our economy,
If you hold the Mueller report up to your ear, you can hear the
sound of Hillary losing again.
Your race card has been declined.
Democrat 2020 Field:
If posting the truth didn't affect the masses, they wouldn't censor it.
You think you are not educated enough to teach your own children, so you
want to send them to the same institution that didn't educate you enough
to educate children.
A good first step to fixing America would be to prosecute
politicians who violate their oath of office to preserve, protect
and defend the constitution of the United States of America.
Democrats think building a wall is immoral, but killing a baby
after it is born isn't.
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for
the urge to rule it.
Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free.
If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization,
then be prepared to accept barbarism.
How does someone:
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule:
I don't believe anything the government tells me.
If George Carlin was alive today, his second rule would be:
I don't believe anything the mainstream media tells me.
If it's not a human being, then why are you harvesting
organs from it?
Amazon moves second headquarters from New York City to Pyongyang,
citing friendlier climate for business and better educated workforce.
So you want to see the tax return of the billionaire that became a politician?
February is national "Stop Blaming White People Month!"
I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.
Let me see if I understand this:
Are illegal immigrants who refused to fight for their country,
A blonde was telling her friend a political joke, when halfway through
her friend interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm a liberal Democrat?"
I just realized why so many blue-eyed blonde-haired women are
supporting Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Blondes are now telling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez jokes.
Why in God's name are we having to negotiate with our own government
to obey the law? We have laws for legal immigration.
Heaven has a wall, a gate and a strict immigration policy.
Elizabeth Warren would bring a whole new meaning to
Commander in "Chief."
We live in an age where you can build an entire culture around
anal sex and venereal disease and then parade the streets with
giant dildos and call it pride.
The National Rifle Association (NRA) does NOT sell arms!
Democrats are telling us that building a wall is immoral,
but killing baies is a basic human right.
Now that infanticide has become an important part of the
Democrat platform, they need to change their motto to:
Kamala Kills Kids.
Damn shame Presdient Nieto bagged his trip to U.S.
He would have liked it here! It's just like Mexico,
but with more Mexicans.
China has become Hollywood's biggest player. Understandable why
China would buy up Hollywood first. It comes already pre-communist.
Apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you,
they get offended.
Democrats be like:
Republicans: no child left behind.
The lefts playbook:
If Republicans do politics, it's deemed a crime.
This nation has endured two years of hell, all because
some drunken old hag didn't get her turn.
Build an interstate that runs the length of the border ...
Climatard (KLY-mit-tard):
Chief Running Mouth, or Chief Bull Shitting, whichever you prefer,
is the new symbol of the DemocRat party.
Fun Fact: Democrats are sinking faster than Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile.
Just so we're clear. At the same same time Democrats are
refusing to secure our border, they are introducing
legslation to disarm law abiding citizens.?
So if we lie to the government it's a felony, but if the
government lies to us, it's politics.
If your company was crashing, would you be vacationing or
working overtime to fix the issue?
Getting your news from comedian Jon Stewart
On December 17, 1903 the Wright Brothers flew 852 feet.
Hate Crime: The heinous act of disagreeing with a liberal.
It's so cold in Washington D.C. that Elizabeth Warren
is now claiming to be an Eskimo.
Hi Gillette,
If non-essential government workers are laid off during the partial government
shutdown, then they shouldn't be working in government in the first place.
White people can't jump because gravity is a law, and they obey the law.
Stop separating families.
Hey liberals:
I just saw a sign that said "I would rather have 1,000 Muslim customers
in my shop than 1 U.S. soldier."
Just build the wall on Mexican soil and call it "Foreign Aid"
Free Health Tip.
Members of congress say walls don't work.
Make America Great Again.
The Democrat Party is going down faster than Bill Clinton's
pants in an Arkansas trailer park.
Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
The military is still bombing.
What if I told you:
Why aren't any of the Hollywood elites threatening to move to Mexico?
Illegal immigration is a manufactured crisis, according to
those who believe we're all going to die from climate change.
You bitch about slavery, segregation and the KKK and then
vote for the Democrat party that was responsible for all of that!
180 Texans held off Santa Anna and his 4,000 Mexican soldiers
for 13 days because of a wall!
The wall
Don't forget everyone, we could have built 30 walls with
the $150 billion that Obama gave Iran!
There are always too many Democrat congressmen,
too many Republican congressmen, and never enough
US congressmen.
I'm never smoking weed with Mexicans again.
I asked who got papers and they all took
off running.
Attention Gals:
Democrats care more about government workers missing paychecks ...
If liberal politicians treat the people this poorly when we are armed
to the teeth, just imagine what they will be willing to do to you
once they've taken away your guns.
If we can't afford a wall, we can't afford foreign aid.
23% of federal inmates are illegal aliens, which means one
of two things is true.
This is not a "shutdown." It is a stand off between Americans
and the traitors trying to give our country away!
77 years after Pearl Harbor and it still hurts.
The Four Horsemen of Western Civilization Apocalypse.
Pelosi said we needed to pass Obamacare first to know what was in it;
I say we build the wall to see if it works.
Forcing your way into a country illegally makes you a refugee
as much as breaking into a house makes you part of the family.
ISIS has been awfully quiet since their leader left our White House.
Only a politician could create a law requiring catalytic
converters on automobiles which changes toxins like
carbon monoxide and nitrogen oxides into harmless co2,
nitrogen and water and then berate the public for driving
and putting more co2 in the atmosphere and demanding a tax
to fix it.
If federal tax on cigarettes deters smoking,
Gee ... as hard as some politicians are fighting against border security
... you'd think they had an interest in drugs and human trafficking.
Pelosi, Schumer and Waters are in a plane crash. Who survives?
Shut the government down and shove the wall down their
throats like they shoved Obamacare down ours!
Isn't it strange how Democrats fight tooth and nail against a wall, then
go silent when an illegal alien murders an American citizen?
DateLine December 2018:
Have we tried turning the USA off and back on again?
Killing a preborn turtle:
Books where everybody dies at the end:
If police really wanted black people to die, all they'd have to do is
stop patrolling their neighborhoods ... and wait.
Mother to son:
Mother to son:
Guide to Government Shutdown
If there is a government shutdown ...
who will spy on me, waste my money and have contempt for me?
I sure hope they never find life on any other planet
because sure as hell our government will start sending them money.
Dr. Snipes
If liberals do not recognize biological gender, why do they
protest for women's rights?
It's Bill Nye,
You might be a liberal if your idea of economic growth
is to steal from the working class to pay for illegals
living in Uncle Sam's basement.
Employing people based on their ability to perform a job ostracizes those
with little or no skill and has no place in an inclusive society.
When testilying under oath to congress,
James Comey, former director of the FBI claimed:
Why Rednecks Are The Most Informed Voters
Men are from Mars and women are from Venus ...
The same people that just gave $1.3 billion to Iran are now worried
we can't pay for the wall.
Bernie Sanders office was evacuated earlier after a suspicious object
was found. It turns out it was just an economics book.
I hate words that are the same but are pronounced differently, like:
Left Wing Science:
Other government officials and politicians who hate Americans include:
Did you hear? Senator Feinstein just reported a bomb threat she received
last year but wasn't sure she should say anything until now.
Recently a bunch of bombs were mailed to leading Democrats.
Elizabeth Warren: I'll give you free tuition, single payer health
care and save capitalism.
While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a man fall
into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because
of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was another
man who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large
backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn’t get
help, they’d surely drown.
Heaven has a wall and strict immigration policies,
If you ate oatmeal for breakfast this morning, that makes you
more parts oatmeal than Elizabeth Warren is parts Native American (1/1024).
HAL is to IBM as MOB is to NPC.
So an indian (Elizabeth Warren), a black (Rachel Dolezal) and a
Mexican (Beto O'Rourke) walk into a bar ...
Scott Adams Science Quiz:
Elizabeth Warren has appointed herself head of the #MeSioux movement.
Jobs not mobs.
The problem isn't that Democrats are unethical, corrupt, criminal,
lying dirtbags. Everyone knows that. The problem is that their
supporters don't care.
Binary code is sexist, 1's are phallic, have value, 0's are vaginal,
have no value. Feminists, stop using the internet.
Remember, remember!
Civility is to the Democrat Party as truth is to CNN.
I, too, was once a man trapped in a woman's body.
Just wanna give a big thank you to Avenatti. His general
scumminess and bullshit allegation peddling was critical
in showing any rational human being that this was all a
political hit on Kavanaugh.
Libberish: The noise you hear when a liberal starts pontificating.
Social Justice: The perfect cover for bullies who want to be pretend to be compassionate.
Conservatives are to pedophiles as garlic is to vampires.
Woman: "I'd like to report a sexual assault."
If you voted for Hillary Clinton, who protected her husband from
bimbo eruptions, spare me your lectures about Bret Kavanaugh's
unsuitability for office.
If Republicans don't stand up to these "MeToo" lynchings, the
Democrats will destroy them, one nomination, one election, one
man at a time.
All lesbian feminists agree, we need more abortions.
Do not fear the enemy, for your enemy can only take your life.
It is far better that you fear the media, for they will steal
your honor. That awful power, the public opinion of a nation,
is created in America by a horde of ignorant, self-complacent
simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched
up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse. There are laws
to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are
worth anything to protect the people from the press.
If the accusations against Kavanaugh aren't political, why did
all of his accusers go to politicians and political lawyers
instead of law enforcement?
Does anybody else find it strange Kavanaugh only "allegedly"
assaulted liberal women?
Communism was invented by cis-white male.
I will not testify on a boat.
Interesting to see so many congressmen upset about a decades
old, fake sexual misconduct allegation ...
Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and yells, "Free drinks for everyone!"
An SJW is at a bar and someone with a different viewpoint walks in.
The next time a leftist asks you, "Do you want women to die
from botched abortions?"
Did you know Democrat spelled backwards is ASSHOLE?
In most countries, traitors are killed.
Government
Problem With Fire Ants
If Liberals don't believe in biological gender then why did
they march for women's rights?
Libertarianism: the belief that interracial gay couples should
be free to marry and to own weapons to protect their marijuana
crop. Because everybody loves big black Glock.
I was going to be a Democrat for Halloween, but my head
wouldn't fit up my ass.
Colin Kaepernick makes no sense as a spokesman for a sportswear company;
he's not eve a pro athlete anymore. Nike should have gone with the
Broward County Sheriff's department. Those guys can RUN!
I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents
by discussing politics on FaceBook.
I just returned a pair of Nike shoes to the store. I complained
that they hurt my feet when I stand for the national anthem.
Corey Booker: I am getting refills without paying for it.
We are living in an era of woke capitalism in which companies
pretend to care about social justice to sell products to people
who pretend to hate capitalism.
Trans women can't have abortions, so abortion should be illegal
for the sake of equality.
The pope can't be bothered to comment on protecting pedophile priests
(which he considers acceptable alternate lifestyles)
because he is too concered about global warming.
Democrat: I want free education, free healthcare, free housing and free food!
FakeNews Reporter: Mr. Putin. Why are you attacking America?
The deep state has one Ohr in the water ... in hot water.
The next time you hear someone complain about deregulation
remind them that the craft beer industry in the U.S. was
created by deregulation in the 1970s.
Christian bakers would get less negative news coverage if they had a
compound where they trained children how to commit school shootings.
Liberals can't hear facts over the sound of their own virtue signalling.
I named my Jeep "Elizabeth Warren."
It's white, but it says it's a Cherokee.
Maybe the reason why liberal women despise men, is because
they're surrounded by liberal men.
California
Make sure your viagra says 'Made In The USA'
because you don't want Russia meddling in your erections.
Liberals are like cheap hot dogs.
Did you hear about the "there are no genders" person marching
for womens rights?
You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out
of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person
must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody
anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When
half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the
other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the
idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what
they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You
cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag
of another country but consider it punishment to be set back there.
When corrupt politicians start going to jail, we can start trusting the
government again.
I was a huge fan of Senator Ted Kennedy growing up ... he did so
much for women, empowered them, lifted them up ...
I invented a new drink in honor of the Democrats:
"I crossed 90 miles of shark infested, hurricane ridden ocean at
night on a raft I made out of water bottles to escape free market
capitalism" said no one, ever!
Starbucks is banning plastic straws ...
Starbucks is replacing single use plastic straws ...
What is a sanctuary state to do if an illegal alien is caught
with a plastic straw?
The Cycle Of SJW Inclusivity:
Things that make you a racist according to liberals:
I think it's adorable people are offended by Trump saying shithole.
The three monkeys symbols need to be updated to apply to the mainstream media.
I read old books because I would rather learn from those
who built civilization than those who tore it down.
There's nothing more intolerant than an "open minded" liberal
I'm a tolerant liberal:
The real problem isn't police brutality.
Marxist: We need Marxism
Talking to the Russian president isn't treason,
trying to overthrow the duly-elected U.S. President is indeed treason.
Liberals believe:
Have you noticed how people who insist the United States should
have no borders are obsessing over Russian threats to our
national interest?
Breaking News:
FBI agent Peter Strzok loves the FBI, his wife, AND his mistress.
He fucked them all.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day;
deport him and you do not have to feed him again.
What if we rename ICE to "Planned Citizenship" and we rename
deportations to "Aborted Naturalizations?"
Support for open borders begins at home.
Independence Day:
If you haven't figured it out yet, Democrats have chosen;
Failed ideas from the 19th century are called progressive.
If Facebook has the audacity to put you in jail, they should at least connect
you with other users who are also in jail, so you can start gangs, get
tattoos, and have nonconsensual sex.
When liberals defend Islam:
How many members of congresss were elected to represent citizens of a foreign nation?
How can liberals be expected to understand economics when they
don't even know what gender they are?
Since the U.S. is such an oppressive country, shouldn't we be warning immigrants not to come here?
Breaking News: The 9th Circut Court rules that Justice Kennedy
retiring is unconstitutional.
It really saddens me to read about Muslim grooming gangs, Albanian pimps,
black muggers and drug dealers and thieving travellers.
In a democracy, of course, you always get a choice:
Anyone who believes you can’t suck and blow at the same time has never met a liberal.
Times New Motto: Fake but accurate.
Mainstream Media Motto: Just because you caught us lying, doesn't mean you shouldn't trust us.
Mainstream Media Motto: I'm going to lie right to your face and you're going to believe me, because I'm on TV.
There's nothing more closed than a liberal's mind.
Torba’s Law:
Son: Mom and Dad, what is ... a zombie?
Ted Kennedy: I drowned a girl!
United States citizens celebrating their freedom is like an
80 year-old prostitute celebrating her virginity.
Stewardess: "Sir, you can't smoke on a plane."
Liberal Definition
New Liberal Book:
CNN saved my life.
Without a heart beat, you turn white.
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
Job Interview
A social justice warrior is:
Welcome To Arizona
If you see something, say something.
Free speech is a white male concept.
My Environmental Sciences professor just asked us what a group of
interbreeding individuals is called.
Should this be legal?
Female bridge designers have a higher body count
than female mass shooters in 2018.
National Weather Service has issued a flash flood warning for the DC
area as liberal tears and weak bladders let loose near the capitol
building after Kavanaugh has been confirmed.
We need AR-15s to defend ourselves from deranged
murderous liberals.
Democrats have a credibility problem.
The gun control wing shouts, "Think of the children!"
While the NAMBLA wing says "Fuck the cildren."
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of
idiots hands. Let's start with ballots.
Suppose you were a liberal, a complete coward, and an
utter retard. But I repeat myself.
Well, That Didn't Work
Things you can't do without government permission:
On Facebook you are free to say ... whatever I want.
March For Our Lives: We want to be treated as adults.
If you like your child you can keep your child.
It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Being black in American is tough.
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the
government take care of him, better take a closer look at the
American Indian.
Earth Day
Earth Day
Earlier this week, my boss realized he messed up something.
He looked me straight in the eye and said, "It's your fault!"
Marxism is the opiate of the intellectuals
Democrats Want:
Democrat Dictionary (Democrat to English translation):
Leftist Dictionary (leftist to English translation):
Woke Dictionary (woke to English translation):
Do you think it is okay to punish people who have done nothing wrong?
It's amazing to me how many people think
that voting to have the government give poor
people money is compassion. Helping poor
and suffering people yourself is compassion.
Voting for our government to use guns to give
money to help poor and suffering people is
immoral self-righteous bullying laziness.
People need to be fed, medicated, educated,
clothed, and sheltered. If we're compassionate,
we'll help them, but you get no moral credit for
forcing other people to do what you think is
right. There is great joy in helping people,
but no joy in doing it at gunpoint.
Roses are red,
It's no longer politically correct to call tweakers, tweakers.
Welcome to Canada (home of open borders)
If the gender-wage gap was real ...
It's funny. Democrats were against water boarding when Bush did it to
terrorists, but not when Teddy Kennedy did it to MaryJo Kopechne.
Given the fact that a teenage male shooter was able to kill 17 people
in a few minutes and an adult female shooter only managed to kill
herself and wound 4 in a half hour ... doesn't that pretty much
explain the gender wage gap?
University ranked "very intolerant of free speech" fights the accusation by banning the study and all involved
DEVELOPING: CNN, WaPo, NYT anonymous sources say Vladimir Putin may have ties to Russia
Niven's Law: No cause is so pure that it won't attract fuggheads.
Job Applicants Please Note:
War on drugs
Keep hispanic families together . . . in countries that speak Spanish.
Men will never be free until the last Democrat is strangled with
the entrails of the last communist.
A man followed a young girl into a Target in Texas saying he self identified
as a woman. The man's teeth were knock out by the girl's father, who says he
self identifes as the tooth fairy.
Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it."
Communism is always just one murder away from utopia.
Planned Parenthood has killed more African-Americans than the KKK.
Snowflake Battle Cry: Everything I don't like is fascist.
Try slipping into Mexico illegally. See what they do to you.
The UK Justice System in 2018 is a joke:
The UK Justice System in 2018 is a joke:
Liberal: If your heart is in the right place, your hands can go anywhere.
Racist: Someone who wins an argument against a liberal.
We removed your post because it was factually accurate and makes
liberals look foolish, which violates our community standards.
If you know any Christians who are against the wall, just tell them this.
Liberalism is the transformation of mankind into cattle.
American cities should be sanctuaries for American people, not criminals
I will defend my rights against all enemies, foreign and Democrat.
Students newest demands:
Dear God,
Just because one side is more civil and doesn't pitch a fit when the
other guy wins, doesn't mean their guy is less "divisive;" it means
the other side less civil.
Hollywood:
God denies allegations of sexual misconduct with teenage virgin.
Dear NFL:
Nancy Pelosi stands eight hours for illegal aliens,
The label on my body wash said "Use Liberally,"
0,045,000,000 dead - TPP Withdrawal
There were protesters at the grocery store handing out pamphlets
on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. There was
an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester
offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young
protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture
of friendship and in a soft voice the young lady said, "Lady,
don't you care about the children of Iraq?"
These things I believe: That government should butt out. That freedom
is our most precious commodity and if we are not eternally vigilant
government will take it all away. That individual freedom demands
individual responsibility. That government is not a necessary good
but an unavoidable evil. That the executive branch has grown too
strong, the judicial branch too arrogant and the legislative branch
too stupid. That political parties have become close to meaningless.
That government should work to insure the rights of the individual,
not plot to take them away. That government should provide for the
national defense and work to insure domestic tranquility. That
foreign trade should be fair rather than free- That once a year we
should hang someone in government as an example to his fellows.
In Western culture and society, there really is no such thing as a
misogynist man. In order for a man to be a misogynist, he would have
to hate women more than women hate other women. This phenomenon does
not exist.
Taking a knee during the anthem is free speech? OK. One of you other
players start waving a confederate flag at halftime and prove it.
Diversity = 50 shades of black
It comes as no surprise that Liberals and Democrats are going
to boycott the President’s SOTU address. Here is just a short
list of other things they boycott on a daily basis:
Welcome to California!
Men do more to close the wage gap at strip clubs than all the women's
marches ever did.
The American dream for most Americans is to someday be as wealthy as
the Clintons were when they were ‘broke’.
Leftists say DACA recipients shouldn’t pay for their parents’ crimes,
And the Oscar for Best Actress in "I’m truly shocked and had no idea
Harvey Weinstein was a sexual predator" goes to ...
MULTICULTURALISM IN EUROPE:
Adolf Hitler:
Here’s a quick 7 step guide on how someone becomes a Liberal:
Any politician who prioritises the rights of illegal immigrants over
American Citizens should be ousted immediately and subsequently banned
for life from holding any public office.
Womans March
L'Oreal cast hijab-wearing model in their new hair campaign.
Idiots are all over Twitter saying the XFL is racist because it
will ban players with criminal records. They are implying that
only white players don't have criminal records, and therefore
exposing themselves as ... you guessed it ... racists. Quite hilarious.
Joe Kennedy: Ask not what your country can do for you,
ask what you can do for people who are not part of your country"
Learn to speak English like Justin Trudeau:
All this gender-neutral stuff is worrying me. My name is Guy Manson.
Will I have to change it to Person Personperson?
If your name happens to be Guy Manson, @JustinTrudeau may refer to you as Person Personperson.
Jimmy Kimmel (liberal): late-night talk show hosts like himself are all liberal because it requires a level of intelligence.
Alyssa Milano (liberal): Boycott the Republican Party. The GOP is a threat to constitutional order.
Over the past 30 years, congressional salaries have gone up 231%
pun: lowest form of wit
No Sex After Surgery
The crimes of someone you like are mistakes.
What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans.
Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims.
Democrat Motto:
Democrat Motto:
Since liberals don't believe in biological gender,
then why are they marching for women's rights?
FBI: Too big to be believed.
May your enemies be blessed by diversity.
Lois Lerner, IRS - 1,000's of emails missing!
When did "live and let live" become "agree-or else?"
A well-educated electorate, being necessary for a free state,
the right of the people to keep and read books, shall not be infringed.
Tide pods may be the greatest product on the market today.
A single product that can clean your clothes AND the gene pool.
What a great time to be alive.
Liberal Motto: It's not fascism when we do it.
If a government shut down, and nobody noticed, did it still shut down?
Is it a coincidence that the same generation who can't distinguish males
from females, also eats laundry detergent?
Senate Democrats own the Schumer Shutdown. Tonight they put politics
above our national security, military families, vulnerable children,
and our country’s ability to serve all Americans.
Isn't it weird that in America ... our flag and our culture offend so
many people ... but our benefits don't?
Elizabeth Warren believes science. Or at least her version.
She has to believe, because her version isn't supported with facts.
Liberals see racism where it doesn't exist, fabricate it when they can't find
it and ignore it within their own ranks.
Hollywood
Books are racist because the majority of a book is white and the minority is black.
Democrats, 1863: "Without slaves, who will pick our crops?"
If a liberal from 1960 showed up in 2017, he would be considered a conservative.
John McCain doesn't need to work. We don't need anyone with a brain tumor making any decision on our behalf.
Nancy Pelosi: We have to let the Syrians in before we can tell if they are terrorists.
Santa: What do you want for Christmas little boy?
Go easy on leftists.
Statistically, a gun is much less likely to be used in a crime than a senator.
The secret of freedom lies in educating people,
whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant.
911: What's your emergency?
Property Taxes:
Modern Eucation:
Thought for the day:
Al Franken's native American name is GrabHerByTheTitty.
Liberal Hypocrits believe:
The Chicago Police Department has replaced all sirens with the National Anthem,
to force suspects to stop running and take a knee.
Not going to have as much fun scaring people as I did two Halloweens ago:
Went to the houses of Bernie supporters dressed like a job.
Give a man a ride in a helicopter, and he'll fly for a couple of hours.
Push him out at altitude, and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Show a man how to set a fire and he'll be warm for a night.
Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Give a man a fish ... you feed him for a day.
Give a Democrat a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Let’s make this Harvey Weinstein situation easier to understand
... only name the women he hasn’t jerked off in front of.
Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is
like giving medicine to the dead.
They should remake "Back to the Future 2" where there are no
flying cars and people just stare at their phones all the time
getting offended at everything.
I'm white privilege. I'll be here anytime you need someone
to blame for your poor life choices.
Statisticians: one out of three Bernie Sanders supporters is
just as dumb as the other two.
Ebola Czar issues five-year plan with mandatory quotas of Ebola
infections per each state based on voting preferences
The stunning lack of political diversity in Hollywood is interesting,
when you consider their consumer base is so evenly divided.
Liberals think 11-year-olds are too young to mow a lawn, but are
mature enough to undergo sex-change treatment.
DNC embroiled in controversy after official Twitter account
accidentally 'likes' pictures of US Constitution and Bill of Rights.
The irony is hilarious.
In Soviet goolag, google searches you.
Give an illegal a fish, feed him for a day.
If the DACA kids are so great, why don't you want them back in Mexico?
Are there 31 genders or 57 genders?
The King James bible is racist and only features white people. It is
baffling how people can assume that only cis white men were around
during ancient times. Did you honestly think all those priests,
soldiers, and workers were all men? There were transgenders and
womyn in the workforce!
Can you guys recommend any good books? Please nothing with capitalism,
racism, sexism, or colonialism (Example: written in any white language).
Also I find written word classist since many people around the world
can't read so if you guys have a book without that that'd be great.
When asked if they could point to North Korea on a map many college
students didn't know what a map was.
COEXIST is code for die quietly.
Truth: The new hate speech!
We don't have borders or free speech in the United States.
So why should any of us care about Afghanistan?
I will not apologize for being straight.
Wizard of Oz:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
Lord of the Rings:
AntiFA = Anti First Amendment.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the slain.
Classical Liberalism:
If you harshly condemn the flying of a Nazi flag, yet you shrug over
the prominent display of red hammer & sickle Soviet banners,
Karl Marx imagery & Che t-shirts worn with proud regularity
at large political rallies across the country & on every campus
in America, than your argument is morally bankrupt & you are a
historically illiterate hypocrite.
Fun fact:
Republicans are red.
Nanoaggression
Google: Think different, get fired.
If you live in a country where you can be arrested for fishing without
a license ...
The concentration camps of the future will be called diversity training centers.
I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.
August is national Stop Blaming White People month!
I am not running for president. - Senator Warren
You're not being tolerant.
How to explain the need for borders to liberals:
Nancy Pelosi: We have to impeach the president in order to find out what we impeached him for.
Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power" is humanity's last chance to save the Earth before it ends five years ago
Were it even possible for society to cease all micro-aggressions
progressives would find it necessary to invent nano-aggressions.
Want to freak out your neighbor?
Thank goodness for the Democrats, diversity, drugs, feminism, Islam, immigration, multiculturalism, gay Pride, Black Lives Matter, liberal judges, & other purveyors of Leftism.
A group of baboons is called a congress.
That explains a lot of things.
They are not sanctuary cities. They are criminal hideouts.
During times of universal deceit telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
Big Brother is watching you.
With so many things coming back in style,
I can't wait until morals and intelligence become a trend again.
Patients:
Liberal Priorities:
Liberal Platform:
You called the U.S. the land of the free.
girl: I identify as non-binary gender fluid pan sexual.
Elizabeth Warren:
Dear liberal males:
Liberalism is the transformation of mankind into cattle.
If we're removing statues because of the Civil War,
we should be removing mosques because of 9/11.
Impeachment for mean tweets is in the same part of the Constitution
that deals with free college and socialized healthcare.
A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed
that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population.
It's kinda hard to feel sorry for people who think that government should
have unlimited power, but never consider that it might end up in the hands
of someone they don't like.
A crooked lawyer named Lynch,
Democrats shit on people.
Being a conservative in Hollywood today is like being a Jew in 1930s Germany.
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
Global warming isn't real, and I have an environmental licence plate, so I should know.
I need a shirt that says, "I identify as whoever you'll leave the fuck alone."
What is freedom of expression?
2010 Democrats lost the House
UC Berkeley, after you're done eliminating speech you don’t
like and words you don’t like what’s next?
The government is good at one thing. It knows how to break your legs,
and then hand you a crutch and say, 'See if it weren't for the
government, you wouldn't be able to walk.'
Berkeley used to be the cradle of free speech, And now it's just the
grave for free speech.
Berkeley used to be the cradle of free speech, And now it's just the
cradle for fucking babies.
Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be Manners
France Will Have To Live With Terrorism
Sadiq Khan says that Londoners as well as citizens in other parts of
Europe and the United States that the West must learn to live with
terrorism as a part of daily life.
Queers supporting Islam is like trees supporting deforestration.
The only cure for world hunger is food.
Why do people think it's okay to call babies he or she?
Why be politically correct when you can be right.
I failed my biology test today.
Breaking News From Middle Earth:
Dear Democrat
Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of the Senate and
the House of Representatives.
I tried to rob a liquor store today, but it had a sign that said
"No gun zone" so I had to turn back ... fuckin' liberals, man!
For every American that is killed by an illegal, we should
deport a politician who supports open borders.
How does a Politician sleep at night?
There are reports that Comey showed up to work this morning.
Son: "I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching my gender."
Sure, white people can't say the "n word," but at least we can say
phrases like, "Thanks for the warning, officer" and, "Hey Dad."
If Mike Pence really wanted progressive journalists to respect him, he'd
drive a woman off a bridge and let her die or stain a young intern's dress.
If diversiy is so great, why is it only for white countries?
Pretend you are a Democrat and you are picking out your clothes for the morning:
Getting your news from Jon Stewart
is like learning about WWII from Hogan's Heroes.
Calling Al Sharpton a "Reverend"
is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a chef.
Forget dogs and cats.
We accept EBT
Democrats
Liberals promote their peace, love and equality with violence, vandalism and rage
and you wonder why it is so hard to take them seriously?
Senators should wear uniforms like Nascar driver so we could identify
their corporate sponsors.
George Soros has warned that higher taxes could force him to lay off 17 Congressmen.
The Clintons are like Herpes: Just when you think they're gone,
they show up again.
If women are paid less because of sexism,
why aren't sexist employers hiring only women to save money?
Liberals are so funny.
The Democrats are funny. They have not been this
mad since the Republicans took away their slaves.
Democrats haven't been this angry about the Supreme Court
since the Republicans overturned Dred Scott.
Two kids on the school grounds talking.
A Republican and a Democrat are having a typical argument, which
finally winds up with the Democrat saying "Just why are you a
Republican anyway?"
Two childhood friends, one a Democrat, the other a Republican are
walking in a park one day having their customary discussions and
arguments. The Democrat changes the conversation from politics and
asks his friend, "How do you sleep so well at night and maintain
your happy demeanor."
Democrats have raised the price of gasoline in California so high
they actually saw a van with two people in it.
A Conservative and a Liberal are walking down the street.
They come upon a homeless guy.
The Liberal turns to the Conservative and says "Quick, give me your wallet.
I want to help that guy out."
Women want job equality.
Mommy. I know what I want to be when I grow up.
We must let all of the Syrian refugees in so we can see which ones
are the terrorists.
Islam: You can't coexist with people who want to kill you.
The liberals will never allow self-driving cars.
The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.
I realized today that almost everyone is at least a little PC.
For example, I choose not to blow up buildings or take out innocent
human lives because that would be Cultural Appropriation of Muslims,
which is a big NO-NO!
Millennials are the pussy Generation
Can someone tell me how to join this patriarch thing?
It seems like a sweet gig.
Where do I sign up to get my "White Privilege" benefits?
I'm overdue by a few years.
Immigration without assimilation is not immigration.
That is invasion.
You Might Be a Democrat If: You think that states, counties, and
cities should not be penalized for defying Federal law on illegal
aliens, but the elected officials who run them should be imprisoned
if they won't obey Federal laws on abortion and gay marriage.
My friend asked me why I carry a gun inside the house.
A question for the Attorny General:
It is amazing that the US stopped oppressing people of color
at the exact moment Colin Kaepernick became a free agent.
Definition of Racist: A person who wins an argument with a liberal.
The correct response to "Not my president" is "Not my resident."
White privilege = being held responsible for the acts of your ancestors by folks who accept no responsibility for the acts of their children.
A Liberal Conundrum
Did you know that a fetus at nine months has a more developed brain
than a grown liberal dressed as a vagina while supporting Sharia law?
U.S.Border
Mainstream Media = Weapons of Mass Deception
Why are the Gender Pay Gap people so bigoted towards the other 69 genders?
The science is settled.
I'd rather be a conservative nut job than a liberal
with no nuts and no job.
If Al Franken decided to run for POTUS, with Jill Stein as his VP,
it would be known as the Franken-Stein ticket.
American pit bulls are banned from Britain even though they
don't have a history of cutting people's heads off, blowing
up things, driving trucks through crowds of people or raping
little girls.
Funny how, after eight years, Leftists are suddenly opposed to the
President signing Executive Orders.
Hysteria to the left is like oxygen to living creatures.
DNC Hierachcy of importance:
I don't lock my doors at night because I hate the people outside,
but because I love the people inside. Apply as needed to immigration.
Gimmigrants - new arrivals here for the freebies and giveaways.
Hollywood supporting Muslims who oppose alcohol, drugs, porn, gays, transexuals ... Other than hating America, they have nothing in common.
Ann Coulter's law: The longer the police do not name the attacker, the more probable it is the attacker is not white.
Liberals:
You Might Be A Democrat: If you demand to be taken seriously while dressed up in a twat costume ...
Sometimes I look around at strangers and think "I'm just so grateful I've never fucked any of you."
If Mexico hates us so much, why do they all want to come here?
Damn shame President Nieto bagged his trip to U.S. He would have liked it here!
It's just like Mexico, but with more Mexicans.
Violent Marxists aren't behaving like Fascists.
Show me a ghetto in America, and I'll show you a city with
Democrats at the helm!
The last time this many Democrats boycotted a presidential inauguration,
Abraham Lincoln was being sworn in.
No mother should have to fear for her son's life every time he robs a store.
So when the zombie apocalypse finally happens, I'm moving to D.C.
We should only deport illegal aliens if they do something illegal.
Million Woman March:
ISIS releases new, even more barbaric video in an
effort to regain mantle from Planned Parenthood
Israelis to Egyptian rioters: "don't damage the pyramids, we will not rebuild"
Hamas: Israeli air defense unfair to 99% of our missiles, "only 1% allowed to reach Israel"
Concerned with mounting death toll, Taliban offers to send peacekeeping advisers to Chicago.
Study: 99% of Liberals give the rest a bad name
Dept. of Health and Human Services eliminates rape by reclassifying
assailants as 'undocumented sex partners'
Joe Salazar defends the right of women to be raped in
gun-free environment: 'rapists and rapees should work together to
prevent gun violence for the common good'
Leftist Logic
Imagine if Democrats took even a small fraction of the time they spend protesting
and spent it feeding the poor, housing the homeless, and all that other stuff they
supposedly care about.
Liberal: A person so open-minded their brains have fallen out.
Don't lie.
U.S. Journalism 2017; Rumor and Innuendo are reported as facts,
leaked facts are regarded as meddling.
Liberals want to "respect" and "tolerate" every culture and every race
except for AMERICAN culture and people of European descent!
Hey can someone link me to the footage of last night's angry white people
riots where we set shit on fire and threw things at police while we blocked
highways? Thanks!
Intelligence Community
My girl friend just told me that she is pregnant. Another apparent Russian hack!
The UN doesn't think American citizens should have the right to bear arms.
Liberals see racism where it doesn't exist,
fabricate it when they can't find it,
and then ignore it within their own ranks.
If America was never great for anyone other than White people, then why
are Non-Whites pouring into my Country?
Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.
Liberals have a hysterical fear that in 100 years the oceans might rise.
son to mother: "Mom, I think when I become a man I want to be a liberal."
Conservatives reject science?
I miss the days when kids played cowboys and Indians instead of
Livestock Management Technicians and Indigenous People.
So they guy the Democrats called Hitler for the past year
is the only one defending Israel.
Offend a liberal.
Political Correctness is tyranny with manners.
An old man was rushed to the E.R. by his family after a heart attack.
Shortly after arriving, the Dr. advised the family
"He's brain dead but his heart is still beating".
I fell asleep and was visited by the Ghost of Social Justice.
He told me I was an Islamophobe and took me to a bustling market in the mid east.
There was a sudden flash of light then I woke.
Apparently some jihadi blew up and took out the Ghost escorting me and 32 other people.
liberal defination of racism:
The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event.
That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to
be shot.
I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you,
with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.
Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment (in American democracy)
and kill every one of them until they’re so sick of the killing that they
leave us and our freedoms intact.
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
No war is over until the enemy says it’s over. We may think it over, we
may declare it over, but in fact, the enemy gets a vote.
On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican suddenly announced that he was
switching to Democrat.
National Rifle Association, the only organization in America
that gets blamed for actions none of its members commit.
For every American that is killed by an illegal, we should deport a
politician who supports open borders.
I drove by a college today and yelled boo!
You have two hands, one with a terrible injury.
To all the liberals saying "How could we elect a racist as our president?"
Arguing on the internet is like fighting in an African War ...
Arguing with liberals:
Arguing with liberals:
May your workday be as forgiving as Anthony Weiner's wife.
A sufficiently SJW absurdity is indistinguishable from insanity.
Liberal definition of bigotry:
But, when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the
same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is
their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide
new guards for their future security.
ISLAMIC ROULETTE
EMERGENCY PLAN
If there's ever a zombie apocalypse and they start eating us,
liberals will tell us that we need to be tolerant of the
zombies dietary preferences.
Ron Jeremy for President.
Hitler was a drug free vegetarian.
I keep hearing people say, "But up until that happened, the
Black Lives Matter protest was really peaceful."
Who would have ever believed that Black Lives Matter, an organization
that supports the killing of cops, would have ever started killing cops?
Why aren't Democrats doing a sit in or shouting during a moment of silence
for the murder of police in Dallas? Because they know they caused this.
I'm not a Republican because I grew up rich. I'm a Republican because
I didn't want to spend the rest of my life poor, waiting for the
government to rescue me.
More died in gun-control Chicago 2001-2013 than either war-zone Iraq
or Afghanistan.
If a gorilla shot an alligator with an AR15 to save a Muslim refugee
child while their transgender parent was in the bathroom the internet
would go silent as everyone struggled to figure out what side they're
supposed to be on.
Anti-Semitism is OK if you are a Leftist or Muslim. It is racist and
evil if you're not. However, if you're a racial minority in the US,
then it's okay again.
Politically Correct Conversation between Muslim Man and Liberal
Woman
We keep hearing how Social Security is running out of money.
The same state department that found it impossible to rescue a few Americans
at Benghazi now says it will rescue 200,000 Muslims.
Liberals and the progressive left have run campuses almost unopposed
for 30 years, and now liberals are telling us that spaces run by liberals
are hotbeds of sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, and rape.
No lives matter.
I look forward to a time when regardless of gender, ethnicity, orientation,
or religion, all are treated equally ... as prey.
99.99% of the journalists give the rest a bad name.
If anything I post on my FaceBook page offends you,
97% of the scientists paid by governments to falsify data
proving Global Warming is a real and is a threat are still
receiving paychecks from the government.
The poll results are in.
I was out for a walk when I came across 3 Muslim women in full robes.
I thought to myself I should make an effort and try to talk to them
to understand their culture and welcome them to mine. I tried talking
to them for about 10 minutes, without a single response, not a sound.
Then I realized I was talking to 3 outdoor umbrellas.
1944: 18-20 year olds stormed enemy beaches, parachuted behind enemy lines,
charged into battles and almost certain death.
Nidal Hasan, the Fort Hood Shooter was throughly vetted before being
allowed into the United States.
You say not all Muslims are monsters?
Japan has been at peace with the USA since September 2, 1945 when we
dropped the atomic bomb on them.
Can a civilization survive the replacement of the people who created
it by people of other races, religions, and civilizations?
We are Progressive/Liberal/Democrats.
Good evening and welcome to our 6 o'clock news broadcast.
Here's what we want you to think.
Licensing
Ever wonder why there are no seatbelts on school buses?
One half of the humans are female,
so one half of the scientists should be female.
Help control the idiot population!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it
exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the
wrong remedy."
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.
The greater the number of laws and enactments, the more thieves and
robbers there will be.
Ask an American Indian ...
Illegal immigration is destroying America,
look what it did to the White House.
Stop global whining, kill a Democrat.
Liberal Media
Criminals obey "gun control" laws in the same manner
politicians obey their oaths of office.
Criminals obey "gun control" laws in the same manner
politicians resist accepting bribes.
Liberals keep looking for reasons to be offended,
and I keep looking for ways to offend them. It's a team
effort.
We're lending money we don't have to kids who can't
pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist.
c.b.o., CBO = Complete Bullshit Obfuscation
I finally realized why so many politicians and government officals
stink these days. They are forever pulling facts out of their ass.
Because they've been able to get away with this for so long, they
no longer even bother cleaning them up before presenting them for
public consumption.
A 3% tax on tea eventually led to the American revolution.
Now you pay up to 70% of your earnings to a De Facto corporate
government. You are groped at the airport, surveilled on the
street, spied upon in your own home, fed propaganda by the
media, lied to by your representatives, have your rights eroded,
your currency devalued and are on the verge of an overt police state.
WTF happened to home of the brave, land of the free?
Help me out here ... Explain to me how it is imperative to monitor
every single American "for safety", but securing the border
can wait indefinitely?
No rumor is true until the government denies it.
If the Democrats didn't have a double standards, they wouldn't have
any standards at all.
Double standards are twice as good as ordinary standards.
Democrats think double standards are twice as good as single standards.
Facts are to Democrats and Liberals as Kryptonite is to Superman and sunlight is to vampires.
Facts are to Democrats and Liberals as Kryptonite is to Superman.
It is usually futile to try to talk fact and analysis to people
who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
The next time some academics tell you how important diversity is,
ask how many Republicans are in their sociology department.
Asking liberals where wages and prices come from is like asking six-year-olds
where babies come from.
As with so many things that liberals believe, they feel no need to test their
notions against reality.
The reason the liberal message is not being heard, despite liberal control of
almost all public organs of communication, is that it is incoherent. The
message, not a lack of messengers, is the contemporary liberal problem.
With liberals, everything is eternally somebody else's fault. Facts to the
contrary are irrelevant.
It has been well said that really up-to-date liberals do not care what people
do, as long as it is compulsory.
MS-NBC
MS-NBC
There isn't any problem that can't be solved by killing all Democrats and
liberals.
Invest in America - Buy a congressman.
What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.
Political correctness is America's newest form of intolerance, and it is
especially pernicious because it comes disguised as tolerance.
It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Does power corrupt or does power attract the corruptible?
The Constitution may not be perfect, but it's a lot better than what we've got!
Terrorists can attack our freedom, but only Congress can destroy it.
Rid yourself of the delusion that one may be governed and yet be free; end
every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
The less a man knows about how sausages and laws are made, the easier
it is to steal his vote and give him botulism.
Ask not what you can do for your country; ask what your government
is doing to you.
Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the
argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of
patriots & tyrants.
The devotees of the party in power are smug and arrogant. The devotees
of the party out of power are insane.
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you
are not allowed to criticize.
It is dangerous to be right on a subject on which the established
authorities are wrong.
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom. Keep that
in mind at all times.
Politics: The gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds
from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.
There are two intelligent responses to contemporary Western civilisation:
laughter and despair. You'll note I'm not laughing.
He was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence
by daring to exercise them.
Osama Bin Laden seeks out a fortune teller, since he knows there is a
price on his head.
It's a success that hasn't occurred yet. I don't know that I view that
as a failure.
Don't be humble ... you're not that great.
Power, like a desolating pestilence, Pollutes whate'er it touches.
The New Presidential Symbol.
Freedom unexercised may become freedom forfeited.
Democracy, that ultimate triumph of quantity over quality.
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellowman, which debt he
proposes to pay off with your money.
It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that
we expect our dinner.
There is no art which one government sooner learns of another than that of
draining money from the pockets of the people.
Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats
are the lowest form of politicians.
Based up their recent stances, A.C.L.U. (ACLU) may actually mean:
If you want to hear the truth, you go to the horse's mouth.
The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it.
A lie told often enough becomes truth.
... honesty and politics are contradictory terms ...
... none are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe
they are free.
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience
to remain silent.
We find two great gangs of political speculators, who alternately
take possession of the state power and exploit it by the most
corrupt means for the most corrupt ends - the nation is powerless
against these two great cartels of politicians who are ostensibly
its servants, but in reality dominate and plunder it.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey, great idea ... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is
being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern.
Every class is unfit to govern.
What experience and history teach is this: that peoples and
governments have never learned anything from history.
If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary;
if they are fundamentally bad, any government, being composed of
human beings, would be bad also.
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told
you what you think it is you want to hear.
To anger a conservative, lie to him.
Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing
no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people.
I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is
softness of head.
To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to
stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile,
but is morally treasonable to the American Public.
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to
answer "Present" or "Not guilty.
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are
1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on
the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but here is a way of
putting that figure into perspective:
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults
pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want
and their kids pay for it.
definition
Liberal: A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow
man, which debt he proposes to pay off, with your money.
Liberalism is a mental disorder, not a philosophy.
Liberal Motto: We're not happy until you're not happy!
Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then
are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.
Don't forget to pay your taxes. Over 50% of the people and 12
million illegal aliens are depending on you!
Calling an illegal alien an undocumented immigrant is like calling
a drug dealer an unlicensed pharmacist.
If a man sneaks into your home he is a burglar, not an undocumented
tenant you must provide for!
If an Illegal Immigrant is just an undocumented worker, then a bank
robber is just an undocumented withdrawer.
I am a Republican because not everybody can be on welfare!
Work harder. Millions on welfare depend on you!
"Military Intelligence" used to be my favorite oxymoron.
Now it's "Jobless Recovery".
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing
it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled
chldren are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless.
Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.
Politics itself is nothing but an attempt to achieve power and
prestige without merit.
You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if
you're broke.
The ten most dangerous words in the English language are,
"I'm from the federal government, and I'm here to help."
Ask a Katrina survivor.
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the
first things bought and sold are legislators.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey
and car keys to teenage boys.
You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Stop Global Whining.
An economist is someone who knows the price of everything and the
value of nothing.
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short
phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And
if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Anyone familiar with modern politics knows that Republicans and
Democrats regularly vie with each other to see who can be more
economically illiterate, ...
Economic illiteracy has always been a hallmark of government, and the current
set of actors in Washington, DC are no exception.
Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst
state, an intolerable one.
When people fear the government, there is tyranny. When government fears the
people, there is liberty.
When in doubt, Congress makes something a crime.
When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn't deal drugs.
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its
victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under
robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's
cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated:
but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end,
for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the
Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.
The happiness of society is the end of government.
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame,
two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
NRA endorses Reid
Fewer people died in Abu Ghraib Prison than died in Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile.
Only a Democrat could run off the road drunk, drown someone, report it 10 hours
later, and remain a Senator for 44 years.
Congressman Patrick Kennedy crashed his car into a barricade on Capitol Hill at
3 o'clock in the morning yesterday. The head of his office said there was no
alcohol involved. That's why it's a big story, a Kennedy, a car accident and no
alcohol? That's never happened before.
In Portland, Oregon, a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand was shut down by the
police because she didn't get a $120 business license. On the bright side, by
closing her business, she's now eligible for a $108,000 government bailout.
Nancy Pelosi, who lost her position as Speaker of the House says she will seek
to become the House Minority Leader. And really who better qualified to be
House Minority Leader than the person who led their party to become a minority
in the first place."
President Bush has urged people to get back to normal and today Congress
announced that they are accepting bribes again.
Did you hear the one about two politicians who were talking to each other:
Love your country, but never trust its government.
The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled
by evil men.
First God made idiots. That was for practice. Then He made school boards.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly
native American criminal class except Congress.
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the congress is in session.
Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and
a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself.
The only way for a newspaperman to look at a politician is down.
The finest Congress money can buy.
The first law of politics:
Politics is the art of splitting a cake in a way that everyone thinks that
he took the biggest share.
The liberties of a people never were, nor ever will be, secure, when the
transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], "Pray, Mr.
Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come
out?" I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that
could provoke such a question.
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World
War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the
Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government
and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an
open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely
connected with this.
Today's problems cannot be solved by thinking the way we thought when we
created them.
Sure you can trust the American government! Just ask an American Indian!
All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an
unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
Immigration
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a bit longer.
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
99.9% of the politicians give the other .1% a bad reputation.
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy
running taxicabs or cutting hair.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support
of Paul.
America will always do the right thing, once it has exhausted all the alternatives.
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.
If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a
conservative at forty you have no brain.
It fascinates me that American naturalization law incorporates
"good moral character" as a prerequisite for citizenship but no such legal
standard is expected of those who govern our citizens.
Good morals precede good laws, which is why government isn't much help.
History: An account mostly false, of events unimportant, which are brought
about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.
Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their
hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately
plunder a third.
Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government
from running amuck by hamstringing it.
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human
affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
In politics nothing is contemptible.
There ain't no ticks like poly-ticks. Bloodsuckers all.
Politics - from the words "poly", meaning "many", and "ticks", as in "small,
blood-sucking parasites".
You know what happens when you give a politician Viagra? He gets taller.
The worst thing in this world, next to anarchy, is government.
Decency, security, and liberty alike demand that government officials shall be
subjected to the same rules of conduct that are commands to the citizen ... If
the government becomes a lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites
every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy.
Experience teaches us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the
government's purpose is beneficent. Men born to freedom are naturally alert to
repel invasion of their liberty by evil-minded rulers. The greatest dangers to
liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without
understanding.
The purpose of government is to rein in the rights of the people.
If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world.
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich
countries to rich people in poor countries.
You don't own your property. Try not paying your real estate taxes for
a year or two, you'll find out who really owns your property.
[What politicians are doing] is not only the wrong thing, it is the exact
opposite of the right thing.
The Constitution in the U.S. is a dead letter. It has been parsed and
interpreted out of existence.
America doesn't exist anymore. It's the United States. America, which
was basically an idea, a concept, is dead and gone. The United States is
just another of 200 awful little nation-states that have spread across
the face of the earth like a skin disease. There's no longer any
difference that I can tell between the U.S. and any other country.
What we have now is democracy without citizens. No one is on the public's side.
All the buyers are on the corporation's side. And the bureaucrats in the
administration don't think the government belongs to the people.
Government machinery has been described as a marvelous labor saving device
which enables ten men to do the work of one.
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
Every bureaucrat has a constitutional right to fuzzify, profundify
and drivilate. It's a part of our freedom of speech ... If people
can understand what is being said in Washington, they might want
to take over their own government again.
Bureaucracy is the epoxy that greases the wheels of progress.
When in charge, ponder ... When in trouble, delegate ... When in doubt, mumble.
Is it any wonder, why the approval ratings of the Congress go up
every time we go into recess?
Corruption is no stranger to Washington; it is a famous resident.
Talk is cheap -- except when Congress does it.
The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next
Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President;
I'm beginning to believe it.
Welcome to the U.S. Capitol: Watch for falling expectations.
No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
The ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
You know your country is dying when you have to make a distinction
between what is moral and ethical, and what is legal.
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.
Every actual state is corrupt. Good men must not obey laws too well.
A government big enough to give you everything you want is big
enough to take everything you have.
Government has nothing to give anybody, except when it first takes
from somebody else.
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant;
it's just that they know so much that isn't so.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are:
'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
If politicians don't respect the law, why should citizens respect
politicians?
To call Congress emasculated is to insult eunuchs.
Laws are like cobwebs which may catch small flies, but let wasps
and hornets break through.
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook.
Which must be why so many politicians are rich!
This country is supposed to be of the people, by the people and
for the people.
I have come to the conclusion that almost all politicians are dishonest and say
things for political expediency rather than telling the truth.
All politicians are liars, bums and cheats.
If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary;
if they are fundamentally bad, any government, being composed of human
beings, would be bad also.
In the absence of justice, what is sovereignty but organized robbery?
Government procrastinates ... hesitates ... and vegetates.
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Any government, by it's own nature, is a criminal enterprise.
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes
don't know which way is down.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
Taxation with representation ain't so hot either.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
A lie: A truth built to government specifications.
All politicians lie all the time.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Minimum wage for politicians.
Maximum wage for politicians.
What can you say about Liberals that hasn't already been said about
hemorrhoids?
Senate, n.: A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high crimes and
misdemeanors.
For every action, there is an equal but opposite government program.
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert,
in five years there’d be a shortage of sand.
The government solution to a problem is always worse than the problem.
Thee essence of being a liberal: "The absolute conviction that
there is one set of rules for you, and another, completely different
set of rules for everyone else".
Liberals are like the monkeys in Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book
who explain: 'We all say so, and so it must be true'.
It's a little late for liberals to pretend they care about ethics
in the White House or anyplace else.
Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of
the last priest.
If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad,
he should see how bad it is with representation.
There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been.
The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way
through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that
democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."
Politically popular speech has always been protected: even the Jews were free
to say ‘Heil Hitler.’
Government is, and always has been, the greatest criminal threat to the
peaceful members of society.
It is a standard tactic to take someone's proposal, misstate it and then
disagree with it. It's very effective. I've used it myself.
A liberal, in the current sense of the term, is a person who favors
a massive welfare state, expansive and intrusive government, high
taxation, preferential allocation of social goods to designated
'victim' groups, and deference to international bureaucracies in
matters of foreign policy.
Keep your god out of our government and I'll keep my unicorns out of
your church.
The best things in life are free until the government finds out
and taxes them.
Sign on the back of a septic tank truck:
Southern Border Problem
Global Warming.
Describe the $700 Billion bailout in 3 sentences or less.
The latest telephone poll taken by the California Governor's office
asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration
is a serious problem:
T.S.A., TSA, is supposed to stand for Transportation Security Administration.
However, the TSA is doing such a bad job of protecting Americans from terrorist
it is commonly thought to stand for:
TSA - the T and A in your travel plans.
T.S.A., TSA, Motto:
D.H.S., DHS - Dunces of Homeland Security
F.B.I., FBI - Fumbling Bureaucratic Idiots
C.I.A., CIA - Comical Incompetence Agency.
S.E.C., SEC - Sex Enthralled Consumers.
N.S.A., NSA - No Such Agency
P.E.T.A. PETA - Perverts Enthusiastically Terminating Animals.
Dictator-In-Chief
Annoy a liberal.
The more power you give the government to enforce your views, the more power
you give the government to use against you.
The White House today closed the gift shop and opened a Verizon
store after it was revealed that the National Security Agency
seized millions of Verizon phone records. How ironic is that?
We wanted a president who listens to all Americans. Now we have one.
Yesterday the FBI admitted they do use drones on U.S. soil for
domestic surveillance. The FBI's Robert Mueller told Congress that
he does sometimes use drones, but he said the good news is that
these drones are made in America, by Americans, to spy on Americans.
The National Security Agency has been collecting the phone records
of Verizon customers since April. That explains Verizon's new ad
campaign: 'They can hear you now.'
Q: Who was president?
Q: Who was head of the CIA?
Q: Who was the National Intelligence Director?
Q: Who was head of the FBI?
It's 2018 and all of them are blaming Donald Trump!
Missiles built with American technology sold to China by Bill Clinton.
Funded by billions of American dollars given to Iran by Barack Hussein Obama.
With warheads of American uranium sold to Russia by Hillary Clinton.
But somehow Trump is the traitor.
1. Shift the subject.
- Everyone is treated equally
DEMOCRAT / LIBERAL PARADISE
The same as above.
- How do I sign a check on the front?
- ThePeoplesCube.com
I could end the deficit in 5 minutes," he told CNBC. "You just pass a law that
says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting
members of Congress are ineligible for re-election."
Democracy is subject to the same 'forces', the same social manipulations
and psychology, that underlie advertising. Advertising works and is well
worth the billions that are spent on it. Advertising works just as well
for 'informing' the public on how they should vote as it does for
getting products off of the shelf.
Therefore 'representative' democracy will always be representative of
the will of easily manipulated people who are fed false information.
Well-informed political debate and dialectic are kept as far away
from democracy as possible.
In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads
out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Twelve ‘copters dropping
An early update regarding Christmas in our nation's capital for 2009.
There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year! The Supreme
Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United
States' Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious
reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the
Nation's Capital. A search for a Virgin continues. There was no
problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Q: What is the difference between a hockey player and a feminist?
Q: What's the difference between an airplane and America
Q: What's the difference between California and the Titanic?
Q: What does a government do once it has disarmed its citizens?
Q: What's the difference between an idiot and the typical "woke" humanities university professor?
Q: What is the diffference between a woman and a "birthing person?"
Q: What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth?
Q: What's the difference between a female college liberal and a toilet?
Q: What's the difference beween Kyle Rittenhouse, Pfizer, and Moderna?
Q: What is the difference betweeen yellow stars and vaccine passports?
Q: What's the difference between the government and organized crime?
Q: What do you call it when someone takes 25% of your money, and then gives 2% of it back?
Q: What is the most famous Thomas Jefferson quote ever?
Q: What is political correctness?
Q: What's the difference between a Vaccine Passport and a Yellow Star
Q: What's the difference between CNN and the Titanic?
Q: What's the difference between California and the Titanic?
Q: What did socialists use before candles?
Q: Are you happy with a racist president?
Q: I want free education, free healthcare, free housing and free food!
Q: What is the difference between a hooker and a Democrat?
Q: What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
Q: How cold is it?
Q: What is the difference between Nazis and liberals>
Q: What is the difference between a hockey player and a feminist?
Q: Why do liberals support gun control laws when any fool knows that criminals don't obey the law?
Q: How do you brainwash a liberal?
Q: How can you tell when something is true?
Q: Where is the capital of Zimbabwe?
Q: How many liberals does it take to pave a driveway?
Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a German?
Q: How many Liberals does it take to defend America?
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
Q: Why is cocaine white?
Q: Did you hear about the newest book for the liberals?
Q: Why is the Democrat animal a donkey?
Q: How do you confuse a liberal?
Q: How do you make a liberal cry?
Q: Whats the difference between a gender studies major and a rifle?
Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: What do you call a basement full of Democrats?
Q: What is the difference between a Democrat and a pile of dung?
Q: What is the difference between a Democrat and a pile of dung.
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a spear?
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart liberal?
Q: Bigfoot, a drunk guy and a smart liberal find a dollar on the road. Who gets the dollar?
Q: How cold was it?
Q: What's the difference between E.T. and an illegal immigrant?
Q: What's the difference between a puppy and a liberal?
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a Liberal?
Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q: Why did the male Republican like dating the female Democrat?
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: What's the opposite of 'diversity'?
Q: What's the difference between John McCain and Charlie Gard?
Q: Why does Shelia Jackson Lee fly first class?
Q: Does mental illness run in your family?
Q: When you apply for welfare in Mexico, what does the government give you?
Q: How do you confuse a liberal?
Q: Whats the difference between planned parenthood and a five-week-old embryo?
Q: Why is honesty in politics like oxygen?
Q: When is hate speech, not hate speech?
Q: Do you think the terms of congressmen should be limited?
Q: How can you tell when a government official lies?
Q: How can you tell when a government employee lies?
Q: How can you tell when a politician lies?
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?
Q: Why is it hard to draw a line between two politicians?
Q: Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing pin?
Q: When does a liberal approve of racial profiling?
1.
Free people are not equal, and equal people are not free.
2.
What belongs to you, you tend to take care of; what belongs to no one or
everyone tends to fall into disrepair.
3.
Sound policy requires that we consider long-run effects and all people, not
simply short-run effects and a few people.
4.
If you encourage something, you get more of it; if you discourage something,
you get less of it.
5.
Nobody spends somebody else's money as carefully as he spends his own.
6.
Government has nothing to give anybody except what it first takes from
somebody, and a government that's big enough to give you everything you want
is big enough to take away everything you've got.
7.
Liberty makes all the difference in the world.
If there is no menu on the left side of the screen, you need to click here to activate the menu.
- Thomas Sowell
My resignation speech will not be plagiarised.
It will be massively copied and poorly footnoted.
Nuns don't randomly explode.
Only a fool believes that electricity used for air conditioning
harms the planet, but electricity used to charge a Tesla does not.
We're only doing fascism until we solve climate change.
Highest poverty rate in the nation.
Highest number of homeless in the nation.
Depends on their position ...
If they are after a decimal point, no.
If they're above Pearl Harbor,yes.
If lost in the woods, build a shelter.
The tax collector will be there shortly.
- BaseballCrakn
Well, there was this enormous secondary explosion.
A mentally challenged person who lacks critical
thinking, thrives on fear mongering and gets
duped very easily into believing any controversial
thing without evidence.
Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear.
- Tucker Carlson
Well, lately I've been really into groceries and gas.
Utlities are cool. Stuff like that.
... except on schools, guns, trade, health care,
energy, smoking, union membership, light bulbs,
plastic bags, Walmart, what kind of food you can eat ....
Musk: Hateed for letting truth be told.
Santa: Well, I've been looking at the memes you've been posting ... so probably DHS, NSA, and the FBI.
The letter "F".
Making it the first time on record someone was fucked consentually there.
- Thomas Sowell
The CIA in reality: We are framing the president for treason.
A banana gets a sticker for being a banana.
Liberals claim there is a gender gap.
Liberals claim there's no such thing as gender.
1984
1990
2000
2008
2014
2030
Start with the border wall.
Nike - just do it
KFC - finger lickin' good
Allstate - you're in good hands
X - go f**k yourself
What are three things that don't hang themselves?
- Babylon Bere
except Jews
- H. L Mencken
The problem isn't inflation. It's prices.
- Naive college students needed to serve as human
shields for ongoing terror campaign.
- No experience, skills, or intelligence necessary.
- Foreign travel required.
Contact: Hamas Inhuman Relations Department
TunnelVermin@DeathCult.com
Meeting has been moved to rooftop.
Put 100 trans women and 10 men on a
deserted island. 100 years Iater you ,, ,
will find the skeletons of 110 men.
There needs to be unrest in the streets.
- Ayanna Pressley
Protesters should not let up.
- Kamala Harris
If you see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant, in a
department store ... you get out and you create a crowd and you
push back on them
- Maxine Waters
I just don"t know why there aren't uprisings all
over the country, maybe there will be.
- Nancy Pelosi
Good for Israel, good for USA, good for Hamas
educational for students.
Patient: I'm depressed because of the weather in 30 years.
Doctor: Have you tried supergluing yourself to the street?
- TheBabylonBee
- Jim Treacher
Jews in Israel find ancient manuscripts written in
Hebrew, the same language they speak today, describing
the same rituals they observe: because they're indigenous.
- leekem13
- Charles Krauthammer
Gaza: My internet is not working.
Service Provider: Did you try releasing the hostages?
from Hamas
- ZiggyMarley
Conservative: Did you just reject God's preferred gender pronoun?
It's time for your annual prostate check.
Millions of liberals cross the border illegally into Mexico
to escape Donald Trump's presidency.
Please spay or neuter your liberal relatives.
I'm offended. Change your mind.
Since we set clocks back this weekend, can I set mine back to
1775 to when this country had some balls, and chicks didn't?
the most eil person in the universe was a career politician.
Every man is mortal.
Your mom is mortal.
Therefore your mom is a man.
Public School: Some men get periods.
Oregon's high school students will no
longer be required to attend class to graduate.
Nobody cares about your protest.
Keep you ass out of the road.
but I've never seena a Palestinians for queers sign.
but I've never seen a Palestinians for Jews sign.
- NormMacdonald
>
You found it offensive?
I found it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.
If you do't stop lying, you'll grow up to be a BBC reporter.
Another reason to support Trump.
Hamas doesn't use "sustaiable material" for rockets.
Who would Hitler be rooting for right now?
Thanks for playing.
- RubinReport
Well, there was this enormous secondary explosion.
- Walker Zombley @RobBobert6
Patient: I'm depressed because of the weather in 30 years.
Doctor: Have you tried supergluing yourself to the street?
Mom: Someone living in Orwellian times making fairly obvious observations.
I have 1,000 Mars bars in my fridge and my mate has 1 in his.
I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.
It must be voter fraud season again.
Never ask a man, his salary/
Never ask the US Government how many years and millions of dollars
it takes to permit a clean energy project.
No. It must be that CEO's suddenly turned greedy.
Greedy CEO's hire mostly men for high paid jobs even though they
could apparently pay women 30% less for the same exact job juat
because they hate women more than they love profit.
Man dies of heart attack year-and-a-half after eating corndog at January 6 riot.
Shocking!
Garland might throw a Special Prosecutor Appointment letter in your car.
interviewer: What would you do if a war breaks out?
applicdant: Nothing.
interviewer: You're hired.
I'll never let a man tell me what to do with my body!
Unless he works for the government and tells me what drugs I must take.
When you think injecting cattle with hormones is evil,
but injecting kids with hormones to change their gender is just fine.
Kim Jong Un is attending an Ivy League University to learn
new brainwashing techniques.
Even after they changed their name to liberals.
But you claim the government was almost overthrown on
January 6, by unarmed people merely walking into a building.
Give up your rights to appease some crybaby liberals.
Hate has no home here.
Unless it's hate for Trump, his supporters, white men, Christians and conservatives.
Cop: If you don't use coke, how do you explain being high on it?
Driver: It's a contact high from driving past the White House.
Step 1 - own a private jet
Step 2 - lecture the poor
Step 3 - fly to Davos
Step 4 - give yourself an award
Step 5 - make rules to make the poor poorer
Step 6 - don't follow the rules yourself.
- SophieLouiseCC
The capitol has a fence around it.
The White House has a fence.
But the southern border is wide open.
Because they alreadfy have a communist government.
Disney's touching story of a transgender whale.
"Maybe Dick."
J.K.Rowling
J.R.R.Tolkien
Karl Marx
God never tried Bud light.
Why can't we save 20 million and have the male crash dummies
identify as female?
when are the flags for lust, envy, gluttony, sloth, avarice,
and wrath coming out?
Predators and perverts do.
- Penn Jillette
- Chuck Woolery
gold 1,948F
Titanium 3,034F
Tungsten 6,177F
LGBTQ++ any opinion that's not their own.
She's de-ranged.
Well, your daddy drinks Bud Light.
In 100 years, you will have a thriving community of men, women, boys and girls.
Now, put 100 trans women and 10 men on a deserted island.
In 100 yers you will find the skeletons of 110 men.
girl child: Mommy, I think I'm a boy.
mother: Well, you're not.
I pledge allegiance to the agenda of my identity group in America,
and to the grievance for which it stands,
on nation, highly divisible, with victimhood and reparations for all.
Dick moved out of a Blue State to escape Democrat high taxes and failed policies.
Dick moved to a Red State , but still votes for Democrats who will raise taxes and implement failed policies.
Don't be a Dick.
But if you outlaw guns, we will all be safe from gun crime.
Keeping the species going for the last 3 million years
so you can pretend you're a woman.
scared homeowner: Please help me. Someone broke into my house and they have a gun.
Police dispatcher: Have you tried making your home a gun-free zone?
In order to be more inclusive, they now consider themselves The Queen Of Queers.
- Babylon Bee
Your honor. The DA's office is reducing the defendant's murder charge
to a misdemeanor and requesting that bail be set at one dollar so he
can vote Democrat in the next election.
If a boat sinks today, no actual women or children would
manage to get into any lifeboats as they would be full of
transwomen and transchildren.
Aunt Jemima
Wish you were beer.
Name three of his internment camps.
Find an old successful show,
make everyone in it gay,
collect $100 million from NetFlix.
- u/PriosnJunky13
Children aren't old enought to pick their bedtime,
but they're old enough to pick their gender.
The people who want to defund the police are the same ones who
want to arrest people for opening their businesses during the Covid lockdown.
- americang!
My eye was removed for the patch.
One leg was amputated below the knee for my peg leg.
A hand was removed for the hook.
My pronous are "P" and "irate".
Arrgh.
Knowing my own gender.
Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing basic biology.
- Babylon Bee
Maybe Dick.
GEN X: I can't believe I wore parachute pants.
Millennials: I can't believe I wore skinny jeans.
GEN Z: I can't believe I cut my dick off
- amuse
Startling rise in testicular injuries among women athletes.
Doctors are baffled.
- Joan Robinson
Growing wind for consumer use since 644ad.
EXCEPT
Hunter Biden, laptop
Hillary Clinton, email
Ghiselle Maxwell, clients
Anthony Fauci, research
Those who think the government cares about them, and those who think.
Mom: Because I like you as a girl.
If the capitol police offer you a free tour, don't take it.
Just because I oppose gun ownership, oppose free speech, oppose charter schools,
support vaccine mandates, support mask mandates,support electric vehicle mandates,,
doesn't mean I'm not pro choice.
I still have my financial collapse decorations up.
- Robert A. Heinlein
You can't do both.
Your obedience does.
Democrats after election: How dare you bully a disabled man.
You have permissions.
- Murray Rothbard.
A talking frog (Yoda) convinces son (Luke Skywalker)
to kill his dad (Darth Vader)
A leftist group was upset to find their
queer, muslim, multiethnic Equity Chief
was really a white lady.
Good evening. Here's what we want you to believe today.
Covid: The air is infected. Wear a cloth or paper mask to protect yourelf.
Toxic Chemical Disaster: The air is safe to breathe and the water is safe to drink.
I wish you privileged white people would understand that!
- Babylon Bee
- Babylon Bee
The real job is cleaning up the mess that created Biden.
- Joyce_004
Go buy a rooster for eggs and a bull for milk.
Where's our reparations?
I was asked "Do you have a criminal record?"
I replied, "I wasn't aware you still needed one."
Could you please note that our Gaza office has moved.
Having previously been on the third floor, it is now in the basement.
And then they came for the social democrats and I didn't
speak out because I wasn't a social democrat.
And then they realized that all their problems had pretty
much been solved, so they stopped coming for people.
Give up your rights to appease some crybaby liberals.
Do you have another form of argument?
60's: oil reserves will be depleted in 10 years
70's: another ice age in 10 years
80's: acid rain will destroy all crops in 10 years
90's: the ozone layer will be destroyed in 10 years
2000's the ice caps will be gone on 10years.
None of these catastrophies happened, but all resulted in more taxes and regulations.
A vaccine so safe, you have to be threatened to take it.
A virus so dangerous, you have to take a test to know you have it.
An election so secure, you can't examine the machines that ran it.
An economy so strong,they have to pay you to stay home and not work.
A society so free, you have to be censored to reimagine it.
Patriots and Traitors.
They said "Californy is the place we gotta flee"
so they loaded up the truck and fled back to Tennessee
If a train leaves the station headed for Ohio going 50 miles an hour,
and it derails spilling toxic chemicals,
how long will it take politicians to come up with a distraction?
To protect humanity, some humans must be sacrificed.
To ensure your future, some freedoms must be surrendered.
We robots will ensure mankind's continued existence.
You are so like children.
We must save you from yourselves.
Do you understand?
My Iogic is undeniable.
You're not the dubmfuck whisperer.
- Henry Ford
THE REPUBLICAN DREAM - YOU GET WHAT YOU EARN IN LIFE!
You are free to learn, get a iob or open a business,
work hard, and keep what you earn to advance "yourself"
and "your family" up the ladder in life.
THE DEMOCRAT DREAM - YOU GET WHAT THEY SAY IS FAIR!
You are free to learn, get a job or or open a business,
work hard, so Democrats can take wha you earn to adwance
"others" and "their fami|y" up thc ladder of life.
Democrats call this "redistribute wealth" and
"restructure society" and "guaranteed income."
- Babylon Bee
- Babylon Bee
In response to this tragedy, we'll be changing the terms for
railcar couplings from "male" and "female" to something
gender neutral and more inclusive.
- ShannenJPEG
A bunch of rich people
convincing poor people
to vote for rich people
by telling the poor people
that other rich people
are the reason they're poor.
Explain it to me like I wear a mask alone in my car.
- CarmineSabia
2023 The Wong Brothers fly over the Carolinas,
Now pay off my loans you uneducated racist!
- magills_
We'll call it "Aliens vs. Predators."
There are people out there worried about the gender of
a plastic potato and an M&M Candy.
But, they can't tell the difference between men and women!
With a gasoline or diesel engine car, the fossil fuel is burned
under the hood, emitting greenhouse gases from the tailpipe.
But with an electric car, the fossil fuels are burned far away
where you can't see them, emitting greenhouse gases where you
can't detect them, to power a battery that poisons the children
who make them, so you can impress your friends.
Schiff announces he has evidence so secret he hasn't even made it up yet.
1. We are advised to not judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics,
But we are encouraged to judge NRA members by the actions of a few lunatics
who are not members.
Funny how that works.
And here is another one worth considering.
2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of
Money. How come we never hear about Welfare running out of money? What's
lnteresting is the first group "worked for" their money, but the second didn't.
Profound isn't it...Think about it. Pass it on.
If a bureaucrat makes a mistake, you suffer the consequences.
- Ayn Rand.
- full time employment
- literacy
- professional or technical degree
- regular church/temple attendance
- auto insurance
- good credit rating
- no criminal record
- distrusts the government
- collect rain water
- go fishing
- own a property
- start a business
- build a home
- get married
- hunt
- own a weapon
- cut hair
- sell a product
- protest
- sell food
Your enemy locked you down, masked
your kids, destroyed family businesses,
closed churches and arrested pastors.
Your enemy used a virus to
steal the election and ca1led you a
domestic terrorist for talking about it.
Your enemy is here.
- Edward Snowden
Step 1 - own a private jet
Step 2 - lecture the poor
Step 3 - fly to Davos
Step 4 - give yourself an award
Step 5 - make rules to make the poor poorer
Step 6 - don't follow the rules yourself.
- SophieLouisEcc
We can never be sure how bad an attack is until authorities
release details of everyone's skin color.
California, a state that never allowed slaves
Is taking money from people who never owned slaves
to give to people who never were slaves?
BAD Mining for coal.
GOOD Mining for lithium, cobalt, nickel, copper, manganese, iron, graphite, indium, terbium, unobtainium, ...
The World Economic Forum (WEF) would be held on Zoom and not in Davos.
First he went to a grocery store and found empty shelves and
long lines. He pulled out his journal and wrote, "No food."
Next he went to a clothing store. Again he found empty shelves
and a lengthy waiting list for incoming inventory. He pulled out
his journal and wrote, "No clothes."
At this point, the KGB agent who had been following the CIA agent
walked up behind him and said in his ear, "Ten years ago, we would
have shot you for this."
The CIA agent turned the page in his journal and wrote, "No bullets."
- Frank Zappa
- MsBlaireWhite
- Yuri Bezmenov, Former KGB Propagandist
1. If Gill Bates is involved, avoid it.
2. If Brandon says it's true, it's false.
3. If the CDC and FDA say it's safe, its dangerous.
4. If congress makes a law to help you, it will eventually hurt you.
5. If the media agrees, it's a lie.
When you think injecting cattle with hormones is evil,
but injecting kids with hormones to change their gender is just fine.
- IowaHawkBlog
Step 1 - own a private jet
Step 2 - lecture the poor
Step 3 - fly to Davos
Step 4 - give yourself an award
Step 5 - make rules to make the poor poorer
Step 6 - don't follow the rules yourself.
- SophieLouiseCC
- Simen Valom
You sell drugs.
- Frederic Bastiat
Now they murder them.
- StudentsForAmerica.
No one is laughing at her now.
Rob Reiner is still a meathead.
MrLewisVuitton: That is why I order a family bucket at KFC.
No one is left behind.
You can't spell HEr without HE.
A person that believe the climate can be changed by
paying a CO2 tax to the government.
No one knows. It's never happened.
My gas stove now identifies as an electric stove.
- Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky
- DemocratsLogic
Mother: That's when our leaders spend money defending a foreign
border but not our own.
Why do people support such a movement?
If you can't question it, it's propaganda.
Citizen: Why should American citizens be responsible to pay $155 billion annually
to make sure illegal immigrants are taken care of better than American citizens?
It's like the collapse of Rome, but with wifi.
The Democrats are no longer a politial party.
They are a diabolical cult targeting innocent children.
- Sebastian Gorka DrG
It's less than half the distance.
Liberals feel free to answer my question.
The British are coming!
False Information.
Checked by independent fact-checkers
see why
Not ALL the British. Only the British Army so partly false.
- TimRunsHisMouth
They can contact trace everyone you've met in a year, but can't locate anyone who
steals & molests children.
They can tabulate 150 million votes over a commercial break, but can't count the
votes in Maricopa County in an entire month.
They can monitor every $600+ transaction or gun purchase for every American, but
can't locate $ billions sent to Ukraine.
They can geofence your phone and show you ads based on private conversations,
but can't locate damning evidence against the Biden Crime Family while holding
the laptop for nearly three years.
Then the government is taking too much money from taxpayers.
Or are our tax dollars just for illegal aliens, Ukraine and rich politicians?
CNN, MSNBC, the NY Times, Washington Post, ABC, NBC, CBS,
Politico, NPR, Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, the FBI, CIA, NSA
DOD, CDC, USA Today, Bloomberg, Time Magazine, Hollywood and academia.
- Rothbard1776
- Adam Martin
1. Leave.
Mother: It's when people pretend a fat bloke in a dress winning a
women's beauty contest is normal, honey.
New scientific study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no real harm.
Thomas Sowell: When someone removes a cancer, what do you replace it with?
They raided Epsteins' private island, confisated computers,
hard drives, various electronic devices, along with 20,000
images from his mansion in Manhattan and didn't make a
single arrrest.
- RedWingGrips
Rigging and stealing an election is.
Big Tech calls them "Fact Checkers.
Because we are a country, not a Disney movie.
- LLibertadAvanza
I thought Great!
They sent Dr. Fauci to Russia.
is everything my fault because I'm white
or because I'm unvaccinated?
I can't keep up.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
and just like Epstein they didn't hang themselves there.
Can someon in Big Tech or the government point it out for me?
- DC_Draino
While simultaneously forcing you to put chemicals and drugs of
their choosing into your body.
- SydneyLWatson
We have adults who believe the Democrats are honest.
It was the government that stole your freedoms, destroyed your businesses,
and ruined your children's futures.
Not unvaccinated people.
Santa: Well, I've been looking at the memes you've been posting ....so probably DHS, NSA, and the FBI.
Optimist: Glass is half full
Pessimist: Glass is half empty
Leftist: Water is racist
The National Institute of Health gave a Communist dictatorship your
money to upgrade bat viruses to infect people.
Meditate on that.
Mark Zuckerberg announced Meta will embark on a progressive unprecedented
austerity cure with masive job cuts this week.
Neo-Nazi petulent maverick Twitter owner Elon Musk brutally fires 3,700
right before the holidays.
- TheRickWilson 01/20/2014
Time to nationalize Twitter?
- TheRickWilson 11/17/2022
- Jennifer Rubin, 10/26/2022
Beware, DeSantis is as much a threat to America as Trump
- Jennifer Rubin, 11/21/2022
... tell you they want free speech, then scream when you speak.
... say you're raising the oceans, then buy beachfront homes.
... tell you covid will kill us all, then throw maskless parties.
... say you don't need guns, then hire armed secureity.
The left ... are liars.
and now their government puts them in jail for facebook posts.
Elon Musk: Let's take a poll and do what the majority of users want.
Media: This is a dangeerous attack on democracy.
- EndWokeness
Paul Pelosi's home invader beat him off.
Conservative woman: Why do you have sex with guys who can't afford condoms?
Little Johnny said, "My dad's a stripper at a gay club and he
turns tricks in the alley to earn extra money."
After class, teacher pulled him aside and
said, "Johnny, is your dad really a stripper at a
gay club?"
Little Johnny said, "No, he's a reporter for CNN, but I was
too embarrassed to say that."
Think about that for a minute.
Don't tell me I have to accept you for who you are
when you couldn't accept yourself for who you were.
175,000 IRS agents
8x as many agents to target American citizens than to target the drug cartels.
They'll find a lot of our tax dollars over there.
When government takes away your right to do something and sells it back to you.
I can now carry in $300 worth of groceries in one trip.
- Dinesh D'Souza
- SullyBobbi
- Ayaan Hirsi Ali, writer
- CatTurd2
- Babylon Bee
Change your country back on Tuesday!
The best 2022 metaphor ever.
I'm with the ones who carry guns and know which bathroom to use.
But first I'm gonna tweet about leaving Twitter!
Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone
thinks about me leaving Twitter.
The money you spent on it didn't save the planet,
but it did help Elon Musk buy Twitter.
Now hiring ex-twitter employees. All positions.
Just go find another job; like you told us to do!
Sincerely,
Keystone Pipeliners
Vote Democrat
- food shortages
- empty shelves
- prices you can't afford
I voted Democrat and went from 165 lbs to 80lbs in 6 months!
Communist revolution makes it easy to lose weight fast!
- Useful Idiot
Studies show starvation is the fastest way to lose weight.
- RepThomasMassie
Why do we allow congress to invest in companies they regulate?
I guess they're not nearly as important as they thought they were.
- CatTurd2
- Abby Johnson
Maybe it's time to notice that stuff.
- DuPi
- behizy
Elon Musk has reportedly made an offer to buy the FBI from the Clintons.
NY Government: Best we can do is more abortion and more crime.
hair dye (made with oil)
glue (made with oil)
shoes (made with oil)
graphic t-shirts (made with oil)
iPhone (made with oil)
- DueDiligenceGuy
It's so nice that the new electric Ford F-150 pickup has a convenient
front storage space so you can store the gas generator
you'll need to charge it when you can't go anywhere.
This Halloween, please remember: our culture is not your costume.
Republicans respond:
Why are you speaking English, using electricity, driving cars, riding in planes, and using computers? That's our culture.
Destroying the reproductive systems of children Planned Parenthood couldn't murder.
Promise everything, deliver nothing, blame someone else.
Texas make energy.
Iowa makes food.
Washington, D.C. makes it difficult.
It has a "spoiled, unhinged white liberals" problem.
- Kayleigh McEnany
Worry about the dumbass apocalypse, it's already upon us.
Call your parents and ask them to come and take you home.
You're not ready for university yet.
- GarbageHuman
Really?
The only immigrant liberals hate.
Thank Christopher Columbus for bringing diversity.
- LangmanVince
Yes! We're giving away $1 million in cash to Christopher Steele if he can verify
his dosser!
- Turkish Proverb
- Buddy Brown
Except on Facebook, where you'll get a 30 day suspension.
- GuntherEagleman
- Babylon Bee
When 50 illegals step foot in Martha's Vineyard ... Democrats lose their minds.
Andy has left town and Barney is in charge.
Democrats pass bill on new election law.
Elections are not over until the Democrats
create enough fake ballots so they win.
BLM Activist: By police in one year, yes.
BLM Activist: In Chicago in one weekend no.
Students: Corporations, pedophiles and media.
- Woodys360
- @TheBradfordFile
The ability to break every law in the country and still remain the victim.
Thhere are 4 silent K's in KNICK KNACK.
There are 3 silent K's in DemoKKKrat.
- dBongino
Agree with me or else you're a racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic,
redneck, gun toting, American loving bigot!
but when I do I end up healthier.
If they don't mow, they gotta go.
cheetah
airplane
speed of light
deportation of Martha's Vineyard illegal aliens.
Let that sink in.
The entire nation should emulate Martha's Vineyard.
- ARmastrangelo
I'm just glad to be on the side that believes in god,
has the most guns, and knows which restroom to use.
The remaining 5% made it all the way home.
*Fine Print
Do not come under any circumstances. Stay away.
Anyone sending people here for sanctuary are racist.
- CharlesLipson.com
Only Democrats could pick a guy with 6 houses, 12 cars, 2 yachts
and a private jet, to tell you that YOU should take the bus
to stop pollution.
Why not set up a channel on TV and just give us the facts.????
We can call it the news.
Hillary Clinton: Basket of Deplorables
Joe Biden: Enemies of the State and threat to Democracy.
See the progression?
- AuronMacintyre
Those are illegal campaign contributions in violation of FEC guidelines,
and Twitter is functioning as a Democrat superPAC.
- manl44281285
DOJ - unelected
CDC - unelected
IRS - unelected
EPA - unelected
CIA - unelected
Department od Education - unelected
Joe Biden - unelected
This is NOT a republic!!!
All of the above are overeaches of the Federal
government and are in violation of the Constitution.
sounds better than genocide.
read and read
live and live,
taxation and theft.
That must be frustrating.
Because debt forgiveness for the wealthy looks so much better.
1 cannot undertake to lay my finger on the section
of the Constitution that enables any sitting
President to decide where and how much of the
federal budget will be available to hand out like an
endless Santa CIaus slush fund to their voter base
of lackwits, grifters, deadbeats, and ne'er-do-wells.
- Calvin Coolidge
- Pedophiles associated with Jeffrey Epstein
- Hillary Clinton
- Hunter Biden
- Swalwell for sleeping with a Chinese spy
2015 - We got him now.
2016 - We got him now.
2017 - We got him now.
2018 - We got him now.
2019 - We got him now.
2020 - We got him now.
2021 - We got him now.
2022 - We got him now.
2023 - We got him now.
The Affordable Care Act makes care more expensive.
In unrelated news, government just passed the Inflation Reduction Act.
- RealSpikeCohen
- Candace Owens
Ask why an IRS Agent needs one.
- Edmund Burke
The British are coming!
Put up your gun free zone signs and run to your safe spaces!
The Declaration of Independence has been removed from our
Facebook page. They say it advocates violence against England.
The veil sheltering you from "reality" is lifting.
Don't speak out or question.
Big Brother Is Watching You.
As of this morning, every single "pregnant person" in 5,500 years
of recorded human history was a biological woman.
1) full time employment
2) literacy
3) professional or technical degree
4) regular church/temple attendance
5) auto insurance
6) good credit ratirg
7) no crmnal record
8) distrusts the government
Is to expose that he's actually a "journalist."
Then the FBI became organized crime.
The End
It's called:
- Hillary's emails
- Weiner's laptop
- Epstein's security tapes
- Hunter Biden's hard drive
you may also know them by their gang name, FBI.
the gestapo were better dressers.
I'm sure this will work out splendidly for everyone.
- MonsterHunter45
- CalebJHull
The inflation rate isn't at 0%, that's Biden's approval rating.
- LaurenBobert
but when I do, I trust them to steal my money, spy on me,
cause the cost of living to go up and sell out my country.
It's a kleptocracy.
- RaheemKassam
- birgitteg
It took me a moment to realize they meant
"autumn", not the collapse of civilization.
if you're not planning on having elections.
Dad: Sorry honey, I wore a muzzle, hid behind the sofa and called anybody who spoke out against it a conspiracy theorist.
Either vote for them to destroy America or they'll destroy America.
if the Democrats in DC would seal the border.
Your generation has, Wonder if it's a Woman.
Properly applied, guns can be used to organically recycle non-productive
sources of C02 and other noxious emissions while simultaneously eliminating
carbon footprints.
Then we had Kingdoms run by Kings,
Now we have Countries run by ...
Transrepublican: Identifies as a Republican, but is really a Democrat. (RINO)
- a cheetach
- an airplane
- the speed of light
- The Secrect Service debunking Cassidy Hutchinsn's testimony.
If gas prices are too high this July 4th, use that 16 cents you saved last July 4th.
If you're from California you need to know
we carry guns and don't kill babies.
- Better science
What does't refute science:
- your feelings
- your religion
- your favorite politician
- your half-baked opinion after watching two YouTube videos
The SCOTUS just took abortion rights away from a woman.
But they don't know what a woman is.
Roe v Wade reinstated as Democrats find 150,000 Supreme Court votes at 2am.
Give a man a central bank and he can rob the world.
Everyone knows that.
The problem is that their supporters don't care.
- Frank Herbert, Dune
- Simone de Beauvoir
So ... have you always been a woman?
that she's the first black woman supreme court justice?
When gas is $5.00 a gallon and they have to drive out of state to kill their babies.
No. Many begin, "If I am elected, I promise ..."
Vaccination status check required to participate.
lf you don't vote for Joe Biden in 2020, you ain't black.
If you still can't see that the Democrats are exactly what
they accuse everyone else of being, you ain't smart.
- Candace Owens
Motorist: Because there's an active shooter down at the elementary school.
Jesus, a local carpenter with extremist views continues to spread
disinformation deemed harmful by religious experts.
Conservative: What is a woman?
- John Lydon, The Sex Pistols
is the reason there are instructions on shampoo bottles.
Patient: I have an uncle who thinks corporate greed is what's causing inflation.
Either Ohio is shaming them or California is creating them.
- BillMaher
The shooter is not masked and might be spreading Covid.
We've sent $53,000,000,000 to Ukraine.
That's $404,796 per school.
You could pay 5 SWAT members $80,000 each
and have them at EVERY school front door.
With a|most $5k left over.
They don't care about you ... or your kids.
Get angry.
Drink, don't drive.
- BillMaher
Patient: I havr an uncle who thinks corporate greed is what's causing inflation.
124% NO.
195% YES
Patient: How long was I in a coma for?
Nurse: About 30 minutes.
- StephHoover8
Then it's racist.
There are a LOT of foreign countries counting on you.
That same dollar tomorrow.
- Jim_Jordan
- RobertB25668371
- Michael Ellner
- Donald J. Trump
Pregnant Mother: Is it a boy or girl?
Doctor: We'll let the kindergarten teacher decide.
1. We've been dumbed down by the Public Education system.
2. We've been indoctrinated by the Corporate owned mass media
3. We've been socially engineered by Hollywood movies, pop culture music and TV programming
4. We've been drugged, brainwashed and robbed by Big Pharma and the American healthcare racket.
5. We've been tricked into thinking the U.S. is a democracy, not knowing it's a Corporate Oligarchy.
Does this mean Mayor Pete can no longer get an abortion?
- SethDillon
They said I couldn't buy Twitter.
Then they wouldn't disclose bot info.
Take the word white and out of every sentence and replace it with the word black.
If it suddenly feels racist then CRT was racist from the start.
- Tulsi Gabbard
To support green energy and racial equity, we're buying solar panels ....
made by slaves and sold by the biggest polluters on earth!
But it's okay because we get them cheap and the slaves aren't black.
- Stilton Jarlsberg/LeftyLacyCartoons.com
All LGBTQIA new pronouns are: was/were.
Opposition to Covid measures
Claims of election fraud, belief Trump can be reinstated
9/11 anniversary and religious holidays.
They're demanding conformity.
There's a difference.
- 4TiffanyJustice
Can I have a beer? No, you're 5. (Reddit acceptable speech)
Can I drive a car? No, you're 5. (Reddit acceptable speech)
Can I take hormones and change my gender? Sure! You know best! (Reddit unacceptable speech)
- /uExpultzas
some just want to walk and talk about throwing Communists out of helicopters.
white rhinocerous: 18,000
New Zealand sea lion: 12,000
CNN+ subscribers: 10,000
I used to be for flip-flopping, now I'm against it.
Teacher: The cow says ...
Class: moo.
Teacher: The cat says ...
Class: meow.
Teacher: The sheep says ...
Class: It's Putin's fault.
Leftists:
Don't believe in immaculate conception.
But believe in men giving birth.
- hRedRiders
but lower the age to change their gender to 4?
1) For God's sake! That man can't remain in power.
2) Ukraine is a country in Europe next to a big country called Russia.
3) We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it.
Show me where on this doll the free speech hurt you?
I don't know why everyone at Disneyland is so upset.
I am a trans-parent. My pronouns are who/where.
Then I was born.
O.J.Simpson: Make it look like your finger does not fit the trigger.
Nurse: Is Justice Thomas going to be Okay?
Doctor: Yes. Hillary thinks he's at another hospital.
Your generation has, wonder if it's a woman.
A lie does.
- JackPosobiec
Big Brother is watching
has become
Gender neutral non-binary older sibling is watching.
the first team there gets to make the other team ride.
- Tam
For example; there is a silent 'K' in the word 'Knight,' 4 silent 'K's'
in the word 'knickknack' and 3 silent 'K's' in the word Democrat.
Liberals Hate: A child needs a mother and a father.
Liberals Hate: Someone trying to go to a resturant without a vaccine card.
Democrats are happy they managed to bring back segregation with the new Jim Covid Laws.
Democrats and domestic terrorists.
- Seth Dillon
Scientists warn that Earth could run out of conspiracy theories
by 2025 if they keep coming true a the current rate.
when the rich and powerful stop conspiring.
Taliban spokesman finally banned from Twitter after sharing Babylon Bee headline.
- Ice T
- MattGaetz
Time is relative - Albert Einstein
Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks - Karl Marx
- Kayleigh McEnany
But 4-year-olds can change gender whenever they feel like it. Got it.
- kSorbs
If you cheat getting into America, you can go to college.
Russian General claims he was beaten up outside Ukrainian bio lab by two Nazis who
poured vodka and caviar over him and yelled "This is NATO Country!."
- Dr. Thomas Sowell
My mask protects Ukrainian pregnant men from climate change.
Now with shuffle mode.
- Matt Walsh, Daily Wire
Most people watch movies like 'V For Vendetta,' 'Hunger Games,' 'Braveheart' and 'The Matrix'
and they cheer for the disobedient rebellious undedogs who
challenge and resist, even violently, the masters and controllers
then they go home, proudly pay tribute to their government,
obey whatever arbitrary commands the political masters make up and condemn anyone who doesn't.
Government: No. The best I can do is to steal your money.
- P. J. O'Rourke
- ScottAdamsSays
Well then, if deporting all illegal aliens saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?
I replied, 'Yes financial drain'.
- Greg_price11
- Canadian Truckers to Canadian government.
- Ted Hanik
- Robert A. Heinlein.
Why isn't Andrew McCabe facing 7-9 years for lying under oath?
Why isn't James Corney facing 7-9 years for lying under oath?
Why isn't Hillary Clinton facing 7-9 for lyinq under oath?
- CharlieKirk11
- MattWalshBlog
- Babylon Bee
Democrats cheered rioters for 8 months
before they were "outraged" by January 6.
So woke, he cancelled himself.
Hey hey, my my. I'd like to speak to the manager of Spotify.
Henceforth all male "Karens" shall be known as "Neil."
If Spotify is going to allow people to question government, I'm taking down my song about government murdering people.
Neil Young take a look at yourself, you're a lot like Stalin.
Lynyrd Skynyrd was right about Neil Young.
Everyone under 30: Who's Neil Young?
Everyone age 31-60: I didn't realize Neil Young was still alive.
Everyone 61+: What's Spotify?
- CuatronNelson
The rest of us: or else what?
It's Occam's Razor, but the explanation is always "racism."
- America First Patriot
Voter ID is used all over the world but applied in the US, it becomes racist.
Defending Ukraine's border is good;
Defending the US border is bad.
This level of lying is what you see in full blown dictatorships.
- NicAtNigh
Keeping snowflakes safe since 1775
BETTER QUESTION
Why should American citizens be responsible to pay $155 billion annually
to make sure illegal immigrants are taken care of better than American
citizens?
- LriHendry
So I broke the window, stole the radio and left a note that read, I hope this helps.
Science is objective and factual.
Scientists can be sold to the highest bidder.
A terrorist on a list got on a plane, held up a synagogue, and nobody knows how he did it.
Aren't you glad the FBI is paying close attention to those PTA meetings?
Not mentally, just California.
Now pet friendly! Except for rats and liberals.
We're not making that mistake again.
Student: Omicron?
Teacher: No. School Choice.
Or are they called Gender Neutral Fatass Snacks now?
- JesseKellyDC
- ShantMM
Bernie wants a $15 minimum wage.
That would mean a gross salary of $31,200 for a 40 hr. work week.
But he wants to tax anyone making above $29,000 a year 52%.
That would make gross salary $14,976-$288/week.
$288 divided by a 40 hour work week-$7.20/hour.
Socialism Sucks.
- CharlieKirk11
Yes, America is literally out of common cents!
He left me becuz I said I don't like electric cars.
He just grabbed his man purse, put his hair in a bun and in 45 minutes
when the car is done charging he's gonna drive off.
I hope I didn't get him pregnant.
Beween birth and death, you get to choose if you want to live in fear or not.
Today's BBQ and fireworks were brought to you by ... insurrectionists with guns.
- Mahatma Gandhi
- PearsonSharp
Those who warn you about Covid are
throwing parties and taking vacations.
Those who tell you giving up your
guns will make you safe are hiring
armed security.
Do you 'get it' yet?
- PamRoss
if gender is a social construct, why do you need surgery?
- DrJack_Kanoff
I'm not challenging your authority.
I'm denying it completely.
In the hands of NASA, it would buy six screwdrivers and a toilet seat.
1st wave feminism: We want to be equal to men.
2nd Wave Feminism: We don't need men.
3rd Wave Feminism: We Are Men.
Except the Capitol police on January 6, 2021.
This virus is called TRUTH.
Europeans: Math is hard.
Americans: Math is racist.
- TimCast
To Shield A Predator.
No wonder liberals are terrified of it.
- Frank Herbert, author of Dune
- Senator John Kennedy.
- Kayleigh McEnany
Remember to vote conservative!
If liberalism worked, you'd still be in California.
Let that sink in.
- Michael Z. Williamson
You don't need to apply since they already have all your information.
Politician 2: With my private security focrce I don't see any differences.
Prisoner 2: I was at a school board meeting!
Don't be a hypocrit.
By leftist standards, that makes him mostly peaceful.
A chaser followed by three shots.
So a pedophile, a domestic abuser and a felon walk into a bar ...
and Kyle says: "Shots are on me."
Q: What's the difference beween Kyle Rittenhouse, Pfizer, and Moderna?
A: Rittenhouse's shots are effetive.
Judge to jury: I don't care if this is unanimous, you can't convict the prosecutor.
he wants to allow mail-in verdicts.
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.
We are not in a virus pandemic.
We are in a communist takeover.
Step 1: Fear (do it or bad things will happen)
Step 2: Flattery (do it and you're a good person)
Step 3: Bribery (do it and get rewarded)
Step 4: Violence (do it or else)
We are at step 4.
Since you are incapable of thinking, I honestly did not
think you could read.
Keynesian economists: I didn't even see it coming.
In this course, we're going to discuss the evils of capitalism.
Did everyone buy my $600 textbook?
Q. Why did the Dems lose in Virginia?
A. The fake ballots were printed in China and they’re all still stuck on a ship waiting in LA harbor!
Government: Best we can do is label you a domestic terrorist.
1900s: Help wanted: Blacks need not apply.
2000s: Help wanted: Unvaxxed need not apply.
Different etra, same discriminattion
- dc_draino
- A. E. Samarm
News Reporter covering up story: As you can hear, the Taliban is chanting, "Let's go America."
Brain eating zomnies invade Washington D.C. and die of starvation.
Happy Indigenous People's Day.
Simkins (black): Shoots 4 in a school. Freed within 24 hours. Bail $75k.
Rittenhouse (white): Shoots 3 in self defense. 2+ months in jail. Bail $2m.
CNN: Joe Rogan promotes ingesting liquid commonly used as engine cooolant.
Helping Liberals pretend they're solving a make believe crisis.
- TweetTruth2me
The party that freed the slaves and passed Civil Rights
is being called "racist" by the party that owned the
slaves, founded the KKK, and opposed Civil Rights.
- CharlieKirk11
Now, cartoons hurt their feelings and mean tweets give them PTSD.
I say, "If you just voted Republican, it wouldm't be closed."
- LiteralBanana
Unless you oppose vaccination or any other
form of government tyranny or oppression.
Kamala's not black
Joe has dementia
and Hunter's on crack.
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom.
It is the argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves.
- William Pitt
"We've got to stop being African-Americans or Hispanic-American.
We've got to just start seeing ourselves ... as Americans."
- Pastor Mark Burns
But when parents yell in a school board meeting because their
kids are being shown porn in school and being taught how to
Create Racial Tension (CRT), they're domestic terrorists.
It's just 15 days. Stay home. Wash your hands. Do it for grandma.
October 2021:
The FBI is mobilizing to go after parents attending school board meetings.
- MattH_4America
They'll spend trillions on bills they haven't read
but want details on how you spend $600.
People obeying the tyrants are the problem.
If she denies it, she has it.
Once again: clowns. All of you.
- MattWalshBlog
- Robert A. Heinlein, The Man Who Sold The Moon
Robbery.
What do you call it when a politician takes someone
else's money in taxes and gives it to someone who is
more likely to vote for him?
Social Justice.
- Dr. Thomas Sowell
Rabbits from magicians hats.
Thunderstorms
Bricks for rioters.
Ballots for Democrats.
If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel,
how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle you roof?
... watching "Green Acres" to learn about farming.truth journalism.
You'll never know where you'll beheaded.
Read that again.
Put this thing in your body?
Joe Biden?
or
Harvey Weinstein?
MAGA: Okay. You first. Give me 3/4 of everything you own.
doctors destroy health,
lawyers destroy justice,
psychiatrists destroy minds,
scientists destroy truth,
major media destroys information,
religions destroy spirituality
and governments destroy freedom.
- Michael Ellner
Inform your enemy of your attack plans.
Rather than attack, surprise him by retreating and
leaving all your equipment.
You are entering an inclusive society.
If we think you are talking, thinking, or behaving in a
non-inclusive way you will be excluded.
If we divide 125 genders by 3 bathrooms, how much
climate change do we have?
Joe Biden is the worst president in the history of the United States.
Abortion is not Health Care
Borders are not Racist
Facts are not Hateful
Islam is not Peaceful
Socialism is not Fair
Profit is not Greed
Freedom is not Free
Ignorance is not Bliss
Life is not Easy
In the light of recent Police announccments that they no longer
consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries
I have taken down the St. George's flag from beside the house and
peeled the burglar alarm sticker off the front door. We've
disconnected our home alarm system and quit our Netghbourhood Watch.
I've bought two Pakislam flags on eBay and raised them in the front
garden, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre.
Now the local police. CID, MI5, SAS and other UK Counter Terrorism
agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
We've never felt safer and we're saving £24.95 a month.
Where the weather is always your fault and the only solution is more communism.
When asked about what to buy, this stockbroker said:
"If the current administration is in office much longer,
canned goods, a generator, water and ammunition would be
your best investments."
It started with one party controlling the media.
One party controlling the message.
One party deciding what is truth.
One party censoring speech and silencing opposition.
One party dividing citizens into "us" and "them" and caling on their supporters to harass "them."
It started when good people turned a blind eye and let it happen.
The people who told us we don't need guns or walls have surrounded
themselves with guns and walls.
There are NO walls around the U.S. border
That tells you everything you need to know about Democrats.
- H. L. Mencken
If the entire leadership at the Pentagon looses billions of
dollars of equipment to enemy forces (Taliban),
Joe Biden thanks them for a job well done.
- @JoshNelson
- @ThatPatriotMom
The state where we mandate you buy electric cars
then turn the power off.
I'm trans-slender
Those who warn you about Covid are
throwing parties and taking vacations.
Those who tell you giving up your
guns will make you safe are hiring
armed security.
Do you 'get it' yet?
He said: "If you can find something to make them afraid,
you can make them do whatever you want."
Bans plastic straws.
Legalizes shoplifting.
- @drefanzor, twitter
- Cynical Pessimist
- Joseph Sobran
- Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize-winning economist
- Unidentified Cuban resident
So what you're saying is you're protesting
the lack of Covid-19 vaccines.
- American Democrat/Media Complex
When are they going to start making smart people?
They know they are lying,
They know that we know they are lying.
We know that they know that we know they are lying.
And still they continue to lie.
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Teacher: We are. Today's lesson is on Critical Race Theory.
- Jordan B. Peterson
The same government that thinks rural Americans can't photocopy
ID wanted them to have a vaccine passport smartphone app to be
able to go the store.
- @RealSpikeCohen
Where 75% of businesses have left and there are regular drive-by shootings.
- @MattWalshBlog
Some women prefer talking about exposing tyranny and rounding
up the communists and dropping them from helicopters.
- The Self Love Lounge
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
White people who believe their profession needs more "diversity"
should resign and,give up their positions to members of
underrepresented groups.
Be the "quit" in "Equity".
but when I do I tell them I want large fries.
but I do know that "partly false" is also
known as "mostly true."
1. Full time employment
2. Literacy
3. Professional Or technical degree
4. Regular church/temple attendance
5. Auto insurance
6. Good credit rating
7. No criminal record
- Will Rogers
Abolish the Electoral College.
Can't we just pay off its admissions office?
Bush Sr. -We have a border crisis
Clinton - We have a border crisis
Bush jr. -We have a border crisis
Obama - We have a border crisis
Trump - Hey, let's build a wall and solve the border crisis
Libs - OMG! Trump manufactured this border crisis!
WE ALREADY KNOW!
- Edward Abbey
Only applies if you wish to kill unborn children,
but not if you don't want to take a vaccine.
And an oath alone, isn't cutting it; let alone, party, gender, race,
appearance, education, mannerisms or campaign rhetoric.
Vagrants can possess more character and integrity, than politicians;
and most, probably do.
Daughter: Mom, why did a biological male win a Nevada beauty pageant?
Mom: Because despite whatever they say about "Girl Power," lying
leftists would have you believe that men will always be better
at whatever you do - including being a woman.
Under the leadership of Obama, the FBI became the organized crime.
2021 adults: Words are literally violence.
Civics 101 now:
Congress does nothing.
The President signs Executive Orders.
The Supreme Court supports the President.
That time of year when the "Defund The Police", "Walls Don't
Work", and "Ban Guns" give themselves awards while surrounded
by fences and armed police.
They have no intention of assimilation.
Conquest is the objective.
Bill Clinton took 26 trips to Epstein's Pedophile Island and it's crickets.
- @lMAO_
Do we like it?
YES = infrastructure
NO = racism.
They want a public just smart enought to pay taxes and
dumb enough to keep voting for them.
A large number go along with the hunt.
A larger number are silent.
A tiny number oppose the hunt.
This final group, as if by magic, become witches.
It's a riot
They call it the Twilight Zone.
White shooter: The shooter was white and was motivated by white supremacy.
Black shooter: The shooter was Black and was a victim of white supremacy.
When explaining the importance of trigger warnings ...
Do so calmly and maturely. Acting condescending or hostile
to someone who doesn't know about them makes people
with triggers look like entitled pricks.
Those who think the government cares about them,
and those who think.
- Matthew J. Loop.
The white ball is knocking all the colored balls around.
The people who call everyone else Nazis, are OK
with presenting paperwork for travel.
When you let governments do what they want you get Auschwitz.
Those who make things happen. Trump
Those who take from those who make things happen. Sanders
And those who don't know what's happening. Biden.
I still have my Covid-19 decorations up!
Teach a man to fish ... you feed him for a lifetime.
Promise a man somebody else's fish for a lifetime ... you create a Democrat.
Paid leave is infrastructure.
Child care is infrastructure.
Caregiving is infrastructure.
- Kristen Gillibrand
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
Shoelaces are infrastructure.
- Charles Lipson
Brunch is infrastructure.
Kendall Jenner is infrastructure.
The Snyder Cut is infrastructure.
- Ben domenech
Unicorns are infrastructure.
Love is infrastructure.
Herpes is infrastructure.
Everything is infrasturcture.
- Ben Shapiro
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Knowledge.
Weakness is Strength.
Everything is infrastructure.
- Charles Turot
Your local diner would be shut down without hesitation if 1% over capacity.
Who do you really think they work for?
The number 1 violent offenders against Asian people are also black people.
But both #BlackLivesMatter and #AsianLivesMatter are campaigns dedicated to stomping out white supremacy because, clown world.
- Candace Owens
30 minutes of lies
30 minutes of commercials.
found missing
open secret
small crowd
act naturally
fully empty
pretty ugly
original copy
only choice
liquid gas
military intelligence
honest politician
truthful journalist
social distancing
2021: I am woman, suck my dick.
Black female driver: I don't have one because I'm on my way to vote. Also, did you just assume my gender?
Officer: Step out of the car, please.
Dad: Government or private sector?
We support a woman's right to do whatever she wants!
Except vote for a conservative party.
Or be anti-feminist.
Or be pro-life.
Or generally disagree with us.
Today we learned about the three branches of the
government, the Lobbyists, the Fund-raisers and the Media.
- Rep. Marjoire Tayreene
3 years ago a nutcase murdered 17 children in
Parkland and there is no trial in sight.
This is not a serious country.
@AndrewPollackFL
- Robert A. Heinlein - Stranger In A Strange Land
- ScoopAlley.com
Student: Maybe I should be happy I'm not being educated by that person.
I'm selling my white privilege card.
It's just over 40 years old and it hasn't done a damn thing for me.
No inheritance, no free college, no free food, no free housing, etc.
I may even be willing to do an even trade for a race card.
Those seem way more useful and more widely accepted.
Interested?
Contact me on my non-Obama cell phone that I have to pay for every month.
Serious inquiries only.
Me: I prefer mangoes to oranges.
Random Person: So basically what you're saying is you hate oranges?
You also failed to mention pineapples, bananas, and grapefruits.
Educate yourself.
I'm lterally shaking.
Black police officer
Black killed by another Black
A conservative Black
An unborn black
Where the weather is aways your fault and the only solution
is more communism.
But stop calling it SCIENCE.
- Michael Z. Williamson
However, I know how to drink fewer Coca-Cola products.
But we did manage to ban straws.
So, we got that going for us, which is nice.
Are Brownies being taken off the shelf?
Is White Castle changing it's name?
Does Cracker Barrel have a problem with their name?
Can we still play Chinese Checkers?
Is it still called an Indian burn?
No more Italian sausages?
How far do ya want to go with this foolishness?
Knew Eric Swalwell was sleeping with a Chinese spy and kept it hidden.
Had Hunters laptop and kept it hidden.
But leaked a dossier they knew was fake to the NYT, in an effort
to take down Trump.
- Vince Langman
Diversity Czar: You're hired!
- Tom Woods
- Matt Walsh
1950: I bet in 50 years we will have flying cars.
Reality:
2020: This syrup is racist.
was unavailable for comment about the beaches in
Galveston Texas in 2021 being covered by snow.
We stabbed Caeser to death last year. What else do you want to do to him?
Why take a chance that he'll come back? Dig him up and stab him again.
Doctor: Be patient, they will tell us who to hate soon.
Pelosi: Owen Who?
Trump: 0 and 2.
!NC!T!NG V!0LENSE?
Madonna (Dem): Let's blow up the White House!
Peter Fonda (Dem): Lock 10 year old Barren Trmp in a cage with child molesters.
Johnny Depp (Dem): We need another John Wilks Booth!
Tom Arnold (Dem): I fantasize about standing over Trump Jr.'s dead body!
Kathy Griffith (Dem): Holds up a bloody, decapitated head of Trump
Snoop Dog: (Dem): Shoots a likeness of Trmp in a music video, has Trmp in a body bag on his album cover
Joe Biden (Dem): I'd like to take Trump behind a barn to beat him.
Corey Booker (Dem): "I dream of punching Trump in the face.
Maxine Waters (Dem congresswoman) Harass Trump's staff and supporters in public and refuse to serve them.
But according to the left wing media/DNC talking points, it's Trump with the HATEFUL RHETORIC... all in the name of TOLERANCE... .... But their all about PEACE and COMING TOGETHER, right?
Copied from another Patriot!
I remind myself that Nancy Pelosi has a gynecologist.
It will air tonight from 8:00pm to 8:07pm.
- Laura Ingraham
Conservative: They can't tell the difference between boys and girls.
The people who told you we don't need guns and walls have surrounded
themselves with guns and walls.
Shut off your air conditioning, turn off your phone
and go plant next year's dinner.
Insanity.
- James Woods
- Voltaire
That's not how healing works. Take your unity and shove it. I'll be over
here....let's see....what was the word......resisting.
- JesseKellyDC
My Black Girlfriends, by Tiger Woods
Things I Love About My Country, by Jane Fonda & Michelle Obama
Things I Love About Bill, by Hillary Clinton
Things I Love About Hillary, by Bill Clinton
Things I Can't Afford, by Bill Gates
Things We Know To Be True, by Al Gore & John Kerry
How To Drink And Drive Safely, by Ted Kennedy
To All The Men We Have Loved Before, by Rosie O'Donnell & Ellen de Generes
How To Live Life To The Fullest, by Dr Jack Kevorkian
My Book On Morals, by Bill Clinton, with an introduction by Tiger Woods & John Edwards
My Complete Knowledge Of Military Strategy, by Nancy Pelosi
And The Shortest Book Of Them All:
Things I Did To Deserve The Nobel Peace Prize, by Barack Obama
The only answer is because you're afraid to say what you honestly believe.
Well, what a f***ing shame that you can't say what you believe in America.
This place stood for that at one time.
- Kurt Russell
When your argument is the same as the villain from Avengers,
you might want to rethink it.
Republicans: The Voice Of Reason
Democrats: The Voice Of Treason
- Cynical Pessimist
Sincerely, Texas
Gender neutral non-binary older sibling is watching.
Apparently Eric Swalwell said "Okay.
- Ted Cruz
Now do you understand why they want to force closures,
keep you isolated, and censor you?
Most people would blame Donald Trump
but I know it's actually because of climate change.
NASCAR garage pulls.
If we empty the ocean we can remove the trash.
- Rep Eric Swalwell.
Asking for a friend.
It didn't have the right documents.
- bartender
- high school drop out
I guess they have started delivering the ballots!
- Dr. Thomas Sowell
Because living in California counts as serving time in Hell.
That's my idea of court packing.
President's doctors refuse to denounce
white blood cell supremacy.
The first man in history to win an argument with a woman.
11 sexual harassment victims.
Why is Andrew Cuomo still a free man?
Well, I'm a-running down the road
Tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on my mind
Four that wanna sue me
Two that wouldn't do me
One that hopes I do major time.
Killin' grannies
Smackin' fannies.
I only pressed on their breasts and buttocks because I flatten curves.
A feat which will be forever known as, "The Kenosha Hat Trick."
Thank you Kyle.
No God, No babies, No walls, No jobs, No freedom!
Democrats had four years to produce a sharp, viable candidate.
Instead, they picked a 78 year old remnant of a bygone
era - Obama's foil - a swamp rat who's been hiding in DC
for 47 years with zero accomplisments.
Good call.
We are informed on a daily basis by Democrats and their
propaganda arms Mainstream Media and Hollywood that
rampant 'Systemic Racism' exists throughout America.
Ok.
Consequently, it would be impossible for a black man,
like Barack Hussein Obama, to become President in a
predominately white country filled with this
'Systemic Racism', unless they cheated with ballot
harvesting.
Twice.
All our ancestors took slaves, sold slaves,
or were slaves.
You're not special!
Black people owned and sold slaves.
Asian people, native people and Middle
Eastern people owned and sold slaves.
EVERYONE's ancestors participated in
slavery. It wasn't exclusive to white people.
Stop trying to make people feel guilty for
things they didn't do.
Who failed who?
- Sarah Sanders
When free housing, free food, free education, and free phones
just aren't enough.
- NetFlix
That attorney general was Kamala Harris.
"Black Lives Matter" has little or nothing to do with black lives.
"Planned Parenthood" has nothing to do with parenthood.
The "Democrat Party" has nothing to do with democracy.
No White supremacist ever destroyed historic
monuments and statues in my city.
No White supremacist ever burned down small
businesses in my town.
No White supremacist ever got a billion dollars from
corporations.
If she is that easily duped, she's not fit to hold office.
Dr. Seuss (writer of children's stories)
Dr. Pepper (drink)
Dr. Scholl (foot care)
Dr. Who (TV-time lord)
Dr. McCoy (TV+movie-Star Trek)
Dr. Doolittle (movie)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (book+movie)
Dr. Smith (TV+movie-Lost In Space)
Dr. Zoidberg (TV-Futurama)
Dr. Evil (movie-Austin Powers)
Dr. Octopus (comic+movie-Spiderman)
Dr. Strangelove (movie)
Dr. Fu Manchu (book)
Dr. No (book+movie-James Bond)
Dr. Mengele (Nazi)
Dr. Hannibal Lecter (movie-Silence of the Lambs)
Leftists fight fascism by marching through streets
forcing everyone to perform their special salute.
The moderates are promising to destroy America slowly.
The radicals see no reason for delay.
Vote in person like your hair depends on it.
Let them have blowouts.
Let the peasants do their own hair.
To be fair, Pelosi thought the sign said, "Saloon."
Does she ...or doesn't she follow the rules?
Only her hairdresser knows for sure!
It was a lot harder to run with a color TV in 1968.
Hear no riots.
See no riots.
Speak no riots.
- The Peoples Cube
Rainy but mostly peaceful hurricane wreaks destruction
on the downtown shopping areas..
We serve pork. We do not serve sheep, so take off the stupid mask.
Sure, the RNC has powerful
speeches about the future of
America... but the DNC had a
former President who had spent
time on Epstein Island with child
sex slaves...
Too close to call.
Remind me again, how long were schools shut
down for?
What type of masks were popular back then?
If you think the problems we create are bad,
just wait until you see our solutions.
I just found an upside to your "Glass Ceiling."
For every dollar a man loses during lockdown, you
only lose 79 cents.
Me: It's 2020.
Time Traveller: Oh. The first year of quarantine.
Me: The what?
Gathering to read bibles is NOT permitted.
Gathering to burn bibles is permitted.
Her: I'm vegan, genderfluid and a feminist. I support Black Lives Matter, Antifa an Communism.
Him: I am also a useless piece of shit.
Her: I support Black Lives Matter.
Him: Great! I love empty virtue signaling to foment societal
discord in support of Marxist ideology, too!
Her: I'm a Democrat Socialist.
Him: It's cool that you're so open about your mental illness.
Daughter: "Mom, why can't I find a good man?"
Mother: "Because you're a Democrat and only date Democrats."
Son: Mom I don't want to go back to school, a bully hit me in the face
with a baseball bat and took my lunch money.
Mom: Yeah. That's called peaceful protesting you spoiled little twit.
How did you end up with so much white privilege?
He ordered the thug to live in Chicago.
meme was flagged as false on Facebook by their fact checkers.
- The Onion
- Dr. Thomas Sowell
Modern Conservatives: Tax 30% of my income, tear down my
statues and monuments, ship my jobs overseas, replace me
with migrants, burn the Bible, torch and loot my cities,
turn my son into a transgender homosexual? I won't wear a mask.
Facebook blocks it, Twitter deletes it and YouTube bans it.
Wear a pistol.
She has no answer for why those neighboing areas don't have Chicago's
murder and gun violence problems.
Instead of calling 911 or the police, just call the coroner.
Try being free in a communist country.
It's MS-NBC, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS,
WAPO and the NY Times.
(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy)
A system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by
the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least
likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services
paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
Stay because you got murdered.
America Has ALL of the Following:
· White Caucus
· White Entertainment TV
· White Only Scholarships
· White Alliance
· NAAWP
· White History Month
· White Lives Matter
White Only Clubs. coalitions. organizations. etc..
Until Then ... The Only Privilege That Exists is Liberal Privilege.
Tell me again how wearing a mask keeps my store from being looted and burned.
How does that even work?
Like a mask.
So why are they judging all cops for the actions of a few?
Coronavirus didn't work.
Rioting didn't work.
What's next? Alien invasion?
The Civil Rights Act.
If I decide to identify as a women does that mean
my wife would be in a same-sex marriage?
- John Cleese
they'd stop shooting each other!
94% of all Blacks shot are shot by Blacks.
Kidnapping victims are allowed to escape by any means necessary.
- Tucker Carlson
No work boots were stolen during the riots and looting.
While bookstores were broken into and books were burned, no books were stolen.
Facebook blocks it, Twitter deletes it, and YouTube bans it.
It's a lot more racist than pancake syrup or rice.
Republians will die to fight for what they believe in.
Democrats will kill you to enforce what they believe in.
Folks, they want to make wearing muzzles, house arrest,
martial law, government control of ALL businesses
and human interaction permanent.
it's that actors, athletes, and celebrities are non-essential.
- Steven Crowder
1960s - A white person who attacks black people
1970s - A white person who insults black people
1980s - A white person who dislikes black people
1990s - A white person who ignores black people
2000s - A white person who doesn't help black people
2010s - A white person who doesn't put black people first
2020s - A white person
A person of European descent who does not hate himself for being of European descent.
When George Floyd was killed, the left told us we need to judge
all cops by the actions of the few.
Do you understand the left yet?
Gays are being thrown off rooftops in Syria.
Women are being killed for removing their burkas in Iran.
And Muslims are having their organs harvested in China.
But liberals think they are being oppressed in America.
Do you honestly believe "spontaneous" riots sprang up in 38 different
cities with "spontaneously" identical shirts, masks, signs, chants,
and pallets of bricks laying around?
When the Democrats revolt they want to riot, loot, destroy and burn down
America!
The protestors (rioters) have the RIGHT to burn down
or loot other people's businesses for justice!
- Tomi Lahren
which store would you want looted in your memory.
'Tyranny' is when you restrict the movement of healthy people.
They are signs of your submission.
- Kevin Sorbo
- Kevin Sorbo
Politicians and state and local officials have NOT given up one paycheck.
They have NOT plowed under their fields or slaughtered their livestock or
dumped their milk. They have NOT lost their homes or businesses. They have
NOT laid awake all night wondering how they will feed their families or pay
their bills.
As they continue to enforce some of their draconian restrictions, not one
of them is suffering from their own decisions.
They are not now....AND NEVER WILL BE...any part of the "WE" in this!!!!Global Cooling, Global Warming,
Climate Change.
Dimwit and halfwit.
If your state opens before you think it should,
you can still stay home while others go out.
That's called freedom.
I cleaned my TV screen with anti-virus wipes
and lost CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC and CBS.
you want walls to prevent citizens from going to the beach,
but you don't want walls to keep illegal alien invaders from overrunning the country.
A Governor!
Happy Mother's Day, even though mothers aren't necessary
in the first place because two homosexual "dads" are as
good as a mom and dad.
Hell. Texas has been telling California to do that for years.
He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.
"Aren't you worried about your children's socialization?"
Homeschooling Parent:
"No, because I'm not raising them to be socialists."
- Thomas Jefferson
Conservatives, on the other hand,
could exist and live quite well without liberals.
Nancy Pelosi (and all other Democrats) tested negative for patriotism.
"Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis"
- Dixon Diaz
Due to the unprecedented increase in the amount of packages and
deliveries being made at this time FedEx and UPS have joined
forces and are now Fed-Up.
- Milo Yiannopoulos
Yet Disney Cruises sails under the Bahamian flag, Celebrity
Cruises sails under the Maltese flag, and Carnival Cruises
sails under the Panamian flag, all to avoid U.S. taxes.
But boys asking to have their genitals removed to become girls is
socially acceptable.
- Elizabeth Warren.
He identifies as a Republian, but is really a Democrat.
If we divide 125 genders by three bathrooms how much climate change do we have?
rip up the speech.
Just sent them a couple of Gun-Free Zone signs instead.
- Charlie Kirk
Adam Schiff has announced a new whistleblower tryout will be held on Friday.
Scripts can be picked up Wednesday at CIA headquarters.
Brave enough to kill our unborn children, just not brave
enough to kill our enemies.
Blow up a terrorist on purpose and everyone loses their mind.
In one week, I watched Democrats attack a man who stopped a church
shooting, mourn over an Iranian terrorist, and blame the president
for starting a war with a country that has been attacking us for
over 40 years. You can't make this shit up.
yet they can't even clean up their own district and streets.
The Left: How dare you criticize a little girl.
Mini AOC: 8-year-old.
Has to shut down social media due to death threats from the left.
Blind dating in 2019: I hope she doesn't have a penis.
Democrats created all the other genders.
How? They can't tell the difference between boys and girls.
Qassem Soleimani was just a late term abortion.
Feel better now?
- Dr. Thomas Sowell
- Dinesh d'souza
The media rushed to judgement to convict Nick Sandmann (white).
White Privilege?
There are still adults who believe the Democrats are honest.
- twitter
1. It never happened, honest to God.
2. Alright, it happened, but it wasn’t me.
3. It kinda was me, but it wasn’t illegal.
4. IIlegal or not, everybody does it.
5. I won’t do it again, honest to God.
- People's Cube
- Maximilien Robespierre
Why is it always men who "identify as women" entering into female track meets?
- Larry Elder
MacDonalds.
Burger King
Wendy's
El Pollo Loco
Arby's
In-N-Out
Checkers
Pizza Hut
Sonic
Taco Bell
Popeyes
Subway
Hardee's
Then they shut off the power.
56 of her friends committed suicide.
It is much safer to be her enemy.
No phones, no iPads, no TV, NO Xbox, no computers, no new clothes, no new shoes,
no new bags, no make-up, no motor vehicles, no rides to school ...
... practice what you preach.
Government war on Poverty.
Yup they worked so well we need a government war on Climate Change.
Some airplanes did some things.
Because for the NY Times, dishonesty is the best policy.
Theyre simply trying to justify violence against anyone who disagrees
with them.
- and you think Earth is going to explode in 12 years
- why are you still using ...
Electricity
Phone
Computer
Cars
Planes
TV
Using Facebook, Twitter and Instagram
You must really hate our planet, you damn hypocritical science deniers.
I don't want to pay for their healtch care too.
Where Muslims can rape your children, but reporting it is a crime.
Please stop attacking our men in MAGA hats.
We don't attack your men in dresses.
Thank you.
How is that working out for you?
Please stop, they're taking it as a challenge.
If you want to remove the greatest symbol of racism in America,
leave the statues and flags alone and get rid of the Democrat party.
It's that simple.
- Stefan Molyneux
Now it's called racism.
And if they are equal, they are not free.
- Pat Sajak
- Pat Sajak
- Pat Sajak
- Pat Sajak
This could be worse. It could be a dinner party and I could be there.
- Pat Sajak
Looking forward to next awards show/lecture.
- Pat Sajak
- Pat Sajak
- Pat Sajak
- Pat Sajak
- Pat Sajak
"You'll have to pick one or the other."
- Pat Sajak
- Pat Sajak
- Pat Sajak
Except illegal aliens, Democrat politicians,
and anyone who supports their narrative.
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
(Except for trans women because a uterus has nothing to do with gender.)
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
But this is the same dictionary that defines "penis" as
"the male genital organ".
The dictionary is a manual of hate.
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
ALL of us. No excuses.
As women, it is our duty to stand up for our right to an abortion
by ensuring that none of us get pregnant.
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
If we simply made all jokes illegal, we might finally eliminate intolerance.
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
How hard would it be to dress some of them in rastacaps or burkas? Smh.
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath?lang=en
- Titania McGrath
https://twitter.com/ZubyMusic?lang=en
- Zuby
- Zuby
- Zuby
- Zuby
Bartender says, "Well that's a Russian collusion."
The trio said, "We'll take three of those."
The bartender gave them three empty glasses and a bill for 35 million dollars.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - the woman who never thinks.
50 Shades of Communism
These walls cost about $2 million per mile. The government has
spent over $6 billion on them.
If the government can spend $6 billion on walls to protect
homeowners from traffic noise, why can't it spend $5 billion
to protect our lives?
2012 Lose the right to own firearms.
2016 Learn to eat cats and dogs to keep from starving.
2019 Are fired upon by their own soldiers to keep them from
receiving humanitarian aid.
cross the border into Mexico: 2-10 years in prison.
cross the border into U.S.: allowed to stay and asked nicely
to show up for a court hearing.
See the problem?
Same liberal: Let in thousands of unvaccinated illegal immigrants!
- Candace Owens
2,000 people were killed by illegal aliens.
But Democrats fight for illegal aliens.
- Laura Ingraham
She lives in a $19 million mansion in a gated community surrounded by security.
Me: "Go Fuck Yourself."
Employer: "Welcome to the DMV.
No one knows because it's never happened!
why didn't they help their own economy?
Do you have another form of argument?
An Irishman who thinks he's Hispanic (Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke).
A White woman who thinks she's Native American (Elizabeth "Fauxcahontas" Warren).
A Senator who thinks he's Spartacus (Cory Booker).
A Millionaire who thinks he's a socialist (Bernie Sanders).
Why would anyone trust Democrats to be honest when they're not even honest with themselves?
- Charlie Kirk
- H.L.Mencken
The same thing happens with soicalism.
- Dr. Thomas Sowell
Own three homes
Become a millionaire in a free market system
Honeymoon in the USSR
Never hold a real job
Spend hundreds of thousands on private air travel
Claim to be a socialist and qualified enough to be president?
I don't know. Ask Bernie Sanders
- Charlie Kirk
- George Carlin
- Cynical Pessimist
- Dr. Ben Carson
- DPRK News Service
A smart person would want to see the tax returns of politicians who became millionaires.
Accept responsibility for your own bad choices.
Hug a white person.
- Ronald Reagan
If I work, I have to pay taxes to the government ...
... but if I don't work, the government pays me?
going to care about ours?
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
They finally found someone who is dumber than they are.
Anyone who breaks those laws or enables another person to do so should
be deported or imprisoned respectively.
Why is this concept so damn difficult to grasp?
- James Woods
Hell has open borders.
Let that sink in.
- Rob Lowe
But say you're proud to come from a people that gave the world
Aristotle, Shakespeare and Beethoven and you're called a monster.
- A Joce, @AJoyceTQ
Planned Parenthood sells arms ... legs and every other part of a baby.
If you like your baby you can keep your baby.
- Ann Coulter
- Ann Coulter
Status Update:
I can't stand our newly elected pilot, hope he crashes this plane
into the ground! #He'sNotMyPilot.
Democrats: no child left alive.
1) Refute any idea you don't agree with by calling them misogynistic, racist, or bigoted.
2) Refuse to debate ideas because you think they're inherently racist.
3) Claim to be tolerant and accepting.
4) Riot when you don't get your way.
If Democrats do crimes, it's deemed poitics.
- Tyler Nixon, council to Roger Stone
- James Woods
Then the DOT will build a wall on both sides without a vote!
A person with no formal education or training in science, who believes
that carbon dioxide is a pollutant and that the world's climate is being
disastrously altered by human emissions of this vital gas which is
essential to life. Favors drastic, unreasonable measures, with no proof
they will have any effect and which will cause real, immediate economic
devastation for the poor and middle class. Flies into a rage if you don't
agree with him.
Because 1/1024th of a Vietnam Combat Marine Veteran is as much as
they can stand.
Why the hell is Congress not in session until the government reopens?
is like learning about WWII from Hogan's Heroes.
That's 852 feet farther than Nancy Pelosi flew on January 17, 2019.
I watched your video on white male toxic masculanity,
but I can't find your video on men who:
1. Force women to undergo FGM
2. Force their wives and daughters to wear a Burqa
3. Kill their wives for leaving the religion
4. Rape their wives because their Iman allows it
5. Form rape gangs across Europe
Thank you.
Deport the whole family, father, mother and anchor babies!
Do you remember that time when Conservaties were given a
choice over Obamacare?
Yeah ... neither do I.
So enjoy the wall.
(At least it won't raise your premiums, take away your
doctor and fine you if you're not insured.
Funeral directors are funny people.
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray
and a breast exam, and: if you mention Al Qaeda you'll get a free colonoscopy.
Let's put them all in prison and test that theory.
Deport Democrats!
The IRS is still taxing.
The NSA is still spying.
Politicians are still lying.
Worst government shutdown ever.
They don't teach you your rights in school because it's easier to take
them away if you don't even know what they are.
Must be racists!
If we build it, they can't come.
You can make BIG MONEY by accusing the next Supreme Court
nominee of SEXUAL ASSAULT!
No experience necessary
High squeaky voice a plus
Contact: Democrat National Committee
than they do about Americans missing family members killed by illegal aliens.
1. Illegal aliens are 23% of the U.S. population.
2. Illegal aliens commit violent crimes at a higher rate
than American citizens.
But just 17 years after 9/11 and we want to move Muslims
here and adopt their laws in American cities.
Political Correctness
Mass Migration
Plummeting Birthrates
Radical Feminism
does federal tax on earnings deter working?
America!
Nancy Pelosi is enjoying her vacation in Hawaii while imigrants
kill cops in her sanctuary state of California.
Illegal under federal law, $100,000 fine and 1 year in prison.
Killing a preborn human:
Legal under federal law, funded by the government, applauded as empowering.
And Then There Were None
Romeo And Juliet
A Game Of Thrones
Communist Manifesto
If you don't stop lying you'll grow up to be a FaceBook fact checker.
If you don't stop lying you'll grow up to be a politician.
Have they stopped taking money out of your paycheck?
NO!
The government has not shut down.
I hid the ballots in a box.
I hid the ballots behind some rocks.
I hid the ballots near and far.
I hid them in a rental car.
I hid the ballots in some trucks.
The people of Broward County are such schmucks.
the phony science guy
... who's paid to lie.
Uh ... Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
We are presently cruising about twelve feet from the ground, and that scraping
and tearing you can hear is the fuselage being ripped out from under us
because I forgot to close the baggage doors and take up the wheels.
If you look out of the window on your left you may see the terrified
faces of those you love who came to wave you off as I plow into Terminal 4
like a flaming arrow of apocalyptic wrath as I've never flown a plane before.
166 times - I don't know
17 times - I don't remember
8 times - I don't recall
The next time I am forced to deal with a government agency,
I will quote James Comey.
They keep it simple:
Guns: "Keep gov. away from my guns"
Taxes: "Keep gov. out of my wallet"
Religion: "Keep gov. out of my church"
Regulation: "Keep gov. out of my business"
Immigration: "Keep illegal aliens out of my country"
Healthcare: "Keep the government away from my doctor"
... all the other genders you make up, are from Uranus.
read and read,
live and live,
taxation and theft.
With 0.09765625% Indian DNA you're an Indian.
With 100% X chromosomes you're not a woman.
Lois Lerner
Debbie Wasserman-Scultz
Hillary Clinton
Chuck Schumer
Elizabeth Warren
Nancy Pelosi
Al Franken
Al Gore
James Comey
and too many other Democrat Politicians and government employees to name
Scott Adams response.:
My first thought was that the bombs came from a Republican.
Then I learned the bombs didn't work.
1/1024th honest.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in
distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff‘s Office and Homeland
Security.
It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has
responded. I’m starting to think I wasted my postage stamps.
- Sam Elliott
Hell has open borders.
Just kidding. It's three white liberals.
Who has had more Native American DNA in them,
Elizabeth Warren or Stormy Daniels?
On the sixth of November,
the Blasey Ford treason and plot.
I know of no reason
why the Blasey Ford treason
should ever be forgot!
- Courtney Kirchoff
Then I was born.
Couldn't have done it without you bro.
Democrats: America's Greatest Threats
- Steven Crowder
Officer: "Okay, tell me about it."
Woman: "I don't remember when it happened, where it happened,
how it happened, how I got there, how I left, or who saw it,
but I know it was a Republican.
These fabricated smear jobs are a calculated cancer. The line
in the sand must be drawn.
#ConfirmKavanaugh
- James Woods
I will not testify with a goat.
I will not testify in a car.
I will not testify near or far.
I will not testify in a train.
I will not fly in a plane.
I will not testify here or there.
I will not testify anywhere.
I will not testify first or last.
I will not testify slow or fast.
There's nothing more for me to say.
I can't remember anyway.
... especially since over $17,000,000 taxpayer dollars have been
used as hush-money to cover up congressional sexual assaults!
He looks around and asks, "Who's buying?"
The SJW sitting next to him dies from racism and cultural appropriation.
Civilization ends.
Respond, "Yes. If you are that willing to kill your unborn child,
then take the risk of infection and death. The child will die
either way. Do something you believe in. Even if it costs you
everything."
Hey, if they can make things up so can we!
In America, they join the Democrat party.
If you think the problems we create are bad,
just wait until you see our solutions.
Step 1: Buy a can of black spray paint.
Step 2: Stir up each ant mound with a stick.
The ants will emerge by the hundreds to defend their mound.
Step 3: Spray each mound and the surrounding area, make sure
you get plenty of paint on the ants as well.
Once the ants realize they live in a BLACK neighborhood, they
will quit working and start killing each other.
Problem solved.
- Kevin Sorbo
Cashier: Sir, refills are free.
Corey Booker: Try and stop me. Here I go.
Cashier: Sir, refills are free.
Corey Booker: Got a refill and you can't bully me.
Cashier: Sir, refills are free.
Corey Booker: I am Spartacus!
Republican: Have you considered going to prison?
Mr. Putin: I have not and will not attack America. I don't need to. That is what the Democrat Party is for.
Where you buy weed at the store
and straws from a dealer in the alley.
Low grade chickens and turkeys mechanically seperated and
reshaped to appear more appealing, but yet still come
off looking like dicks.
- Adrien Rogers
left them to drown in his car.
Kahlua and Stolichnaya vodka.
I call it Russian Kahlusion.
instead, all cold drinks will now come with a plastic cap.
with paper ones packaged in single use plastic.
Step 1: We demand you include us in your space!
Step 2: We demand you change your space to accommodate us!
Step 3: We demand you stop harassing us because you don't like our demands!
Step 4: We demand new laws or rules be enacted to remove "you" from the space "we've" created as you don't fall in line with our vision of what the space should be!
Step 5: Why don't you go of and create your own space if you don't like it?
Step 6: We demand you not create your own space after we have kicked you out of "our" space as you having your own space is inherently racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobic and transphobic!
Rinse and repeat!
If you support immigration law.
If you want to secure the border.
If you deport illegal criminals.
If you want fair trade.
If you didn't vote for Obama.
If you don't believe in climate change.
If you support Donald Trump.
If you own a gun.
If you support the police.
If you say Islamic terrorist.
If you're a Republican.
And too many more to list.
I'm offended by people wearing vagina hats.
I'm offended by men going into women's bathrooms.
I'm offended by people who disrespect our flag.
I'm offended by illegal aliens getting my tax money.
I'm offended by how corrupt our politicians are.
I'm offended by how ignorant Hollywood is.
I'm offended by racist groups like BLM and KKK.
I'm offended by illegal immigrants that come here and don't work.
I'm offended by our universities that are run by socialist fascists.
I'm offended that Hillary has gotten away being a cheat, liar, and corrupt felon.
I'm offended by our ghettos built and managed by Democrats for votes.
I'm just getting started, but you get the idea ..."
See no truth.
Speak no truth.
Hear no truth.
- @WrahOfGnon
Agree with me or else you're a racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, redneck, gun toting, American loving bigot.
The real problem is we now have an entire generation of spoiled,
entitled brats, who believe rules and laws don't apply to them and
parents who refuse to be parents and hold their "little kiddos"
accountable for their behavior!
Capitalist:
65 million dead Chinese
20 million dead Russians
2 million dead North Koreans
2 million dead Cambodians
1 million dead East Europeans
Marxist: None of those countries actually practiced true Marxism
Capitalist: So just halfway Marxismn killed all those people?
Damn good thing it wasn't fully implemented.
Your religion belongs behind closed doors, but your sex life
should be paraded down the street for everyone to see.
- Bill Kassel
Federal judge in Hawaii issues arrest warrant for
Vladimir Putin over alleged ties to Russia.
- James Woods
Leave your door open to show your commitment for open borders.
The day when the anti-gun people celebrate armed citizens fighting for freedom.
The enemies of Israel, over Israel.
Muslims over gays.
Rigged elections over democracy.
Communism over capitalism.
Criminals over police.
Globalist over America.
Wall Street over main street.
and
Illegal aliens over citizens.
They defend beating women, killing homosexuals, rape, pedophilia,
murder of babies and beheading Christians.
Zero! Not a single one.
So I read the BBC news website so I don't have to.
- Bob Kostic
Do you want to be governed by the red or by the blue? It's entirely up to you.
Do you want to be patronized or condescended to by liars or by crooks? You get to choose.
Would you prefer your fundamental values to be insulted or ignored by con men or by charlatans?
In short, do you want your influence to be zero or nil?
And when would you like to be listened to, never or not at all?
It's your choice. Do you want some more choice?
Take it or leave it. Now there's a real choice.
- Pat Condell
- modified quote from BlazingCatFur
Any given online community that does not censor lawful speech
will inevitably lean to the right politically. Leftist ideas
are grounded in emotion and thus require the censorship of all
reasoned and logical counterarguments.
Dad: Well, a zombie has no thinking skills, free will, or concept of good and evil.
Mom: Yes, it walks about dead eyed and with an overwhelming urge to destroy and consume others.
Son: So they're like Democrats?
Dad: Exactly, except that zombies love brains, and Democrats are offended by them.
Bill Clinton: I raped several!
both: Thank god we didn't talk dirty.
It's gone!
Passenger: "This is my emotional support meth."
Stewardess: "Oh, my mistake sir, carry on."
diversity = conformity.
Everyone I don't like is Hitler!
The emotional child's guide to political discussion.
I spent six weeks in a coma after a terrible accident.
A vistor to my hospital room turned on CNN.
I had to get up and change the channel.
- Lynn Epstein
Without air, you turn blue.
Without a brain, you turn red.
Recent College Graduate: I attended an elite college that cost $50,000 a year.
Interviewer: Unfortunately we're looking for people with good judgement.
humorless
whiny
loud
angry
obnoxious
liberal
and always offended.
We truly apologize for John McCain and Jeff Flake.
Then sit back and watch the FBI do nothing.
That's why Democrats want to stamp it out.
Apparently the answer is not Democrats.
Should that be legal?
Should we be allowed ...?
These are not questions asked by a free people.
Evacuate the area if possible. If not seek the high ground near the
Washington Monument and/or Lincoln Memorial.
- Michael Z. Williamson
- Michael Z. Williamson
- Michael Z. Williamson
- Michael Z. Williamson
- Michael Z. Williamson
- an abbreviated history of Communism
Grow Food
Collect Rainwater
Get Married
Go Fishing
Build A House
Drive A Car
Now repeat after me, I. Am. Free.
- Mark Zuckerberg
Conservatives: OK, then we will scrutinize your plan to repeal the Second Amendment.
March For Our Lives: How dare you attack us, we're just kids.
- Socialized Healthcare
- G.K. Chesterton
- LeBron James; net worth $485 million.
- Henry Ford
Earth First.
(We'll strip mine the other planets later.)
Save The Planet!
It can be traded in for valuable prizes later.
I asked, "How is it my fault?"
He replied, "I'm just practicing being a liberal."
Open Borders
To repeal the 2nd Amendment
To take back your tax cut.
What could possibly be wrong with that?
1) blackface = dark makeup
2) believe women - only believe women accusing Republicans
3) American Indian = white
4) infanticide - keeping babies comfortable
5) border walls - an immorality
6) illegal immigrants = dreamers
7) Americans = deplorables
01) diversity - uniformity of thought
02) tolerance - intolerance for diversity of thought
03) illegal immigrants - dreamers
04) Trump supporters - deplorables
05) MS-13 killers - human beings
06) human beings in the womb - not human beings
07) Hamas terrorists - peaceful protestors
08) law abiding NRA members - terrorists.
09) racist - you disagree with me
10) bigot - you believe in God
11) homophobe - you believe in two genders
12) fascist - you didn't vote for Obama or Clinton
13) nazi - you believe in Democracy and the people's right to choose their own leaders - like Trump
14) sexist - you believe men have civil and human rights
15) common sense solution - something that makes no sense and has nothing to do with the problem being discussed
WOKE - ENGLISH
Activist - Gangster
Educated - Indoctrinated
The people - Me and my friends
I feel unsafe - I need attention
Systemic - Imaginary
Cisgendered - I went to college
Intersectionality - A really expensive college
Democracy - All power to me and my friends
Weaponize - Talk sense about
Divisive - Unanswerable
Latinx - Did I mention I went to college?
Fascism - Laughing at me and my friends
Then why is it okay to reward people who have done nothing right?
- Penn Jillette
- Penn Jillette on Taxation and Charity
violets are blue,
taxation is theft,
and inflation is too!
They are now Methican American.
Embracing diversity and multiculturalis by importing people who want to kill you.
... Because we can. Your ancestors were evil anyway.
Businesses would fire all men and replace them with women.
- The People's Cube
- The People's Cube
Poore's Law: Social Justice is the one cause pure enough to attract nothing but fuggheads.
We do not hire LIBERALS.
This is not because we disagree with their political views.
It is because working here requires superior reasoning, logic
and reading comprehension skills, and in our experience, Liberals
are deficient in those areas.
We have found that they make decisions based on their emotions,
not logic. This would be very detrimental to our business.
We regret any inconvenience this may cause.
War on terror
What about a war on corrupt politicians
Well then, if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?
See how far you get applying for Mexican welfare as an illegal in Mexico.
Applying to a Mexican university as an illegal immigrant.
Try telling the Mexican media that you support illegal immigration into that country.
Let us know how that works out for you.
- People with common sense.
making fun of Allah = hate crime + deportation
dog making funny heil salute = hate crime + jail
giving a speech about free speech = inciting hate + jail + deportation
interviewing right wing activist = jail + deportation
nonEuro Muslim men raping kids = too much trouble to pursue
An Islamic teacher who sexually abused an eleven-year-old girl was spared jail.
A comedian who filmed his dog making a nazi salute is sentenced to jail.
Any future posts based on logic, sound reasoning and / or
irrefutable facts will be removed and your account will be suspended.
- FaceBook
You know what Heaven has? A gate, wall, and extreme vetting process.
Even Jesus isn’t letting everyone in.
- Friedrich Netzsche
- Andrew Torba
Vegan Tide Pods.
Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?
signed,
a concerned student
Dear Concerned Student,
I'm not allowed in schools.
God
Turns out rape culture is real.
It exists among liberal circles.
We will not support millionaire ingrates who hate America and disrespect our
Armed Forces and Veterans. Who wins a football game has ZERO impact on our
lives. Who fights for and defends our nation has EVERY impact on our lives.
We stand with the Heroes, not a bunch of rich, entitled, arrogant, ungrateful
anti-American degenerates.
Signed, We the People
but wouldn't stand thirty seconds for Americans.
so I stood in the shower screaming about Russian
collusion and calling everyone racists.
0,400,000,000 dead - Paris Climate Accords Withdrawal
1,000,000,000+ dead (1:21pm est, casualties expected to rise - Tax Cuts
The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died
in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a
son in Vietnam. All three died so a bitch like you could have the
right to stand here and badmouth our country. If you touch me again,
I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."
God Bless America.
- Lyn Nofziger
- Dangerous Troll
- Dangerous Troll
- Dangerous Troll
1. Work
2. Taxes
3. Showers
- Dangerous Troll
Where plastic straws are illegal but illegal immigrants are not.
Retards.
- Dangerous Troll
- Dangerous Troll
- Dangerous Troll
But they still blame you for 17th century colonists you weren’t related to.
- Dangerous Troll
- Dangerous Troll
It doesn’t matter whether you are Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Buddhist,
everyone is free to live under Islamic law.
- Dangerous Troll
Vegetarian
Tee-total
Socialist
Pro government education
Pro government healthcare
Pro collectivism
Anti-free speech
Anti-individualism
Anti-private enterprise
Anti-democratic
Sound nothing like the modern Democratic Party does it?
- Dangerous Troll
Step 1 - Go to school
Step 2 - Pick stupid major
Step 3 - Collect debt
Step 4 - Graduate with useless degree
Step 5 - Blame society
Step 6 - Play victim
Step 7 - Vote Democrat
- Dangerous Troll
TREASON
- Dangerous Troll
These women are so brave. They are taking a huge risk by marching.
It’s quite likely they might be late for not having to go to work
tomorrow.
- Dangerous Troll
Can’t wait for the shampoo to come out too. They should call it
‘Behead and Shoulders’
- Dangerous Troll
- Paul Joseph Watson
Personhole Cover (manhole cover)
Personitoba (Manitoba)
Personatee (manatee)
- Guy, Lyndhurst
Ben Shapiro (conservative):
Careers that ooze intelligence:
3. Rocket scientist
2. Neurosurgeon
1. Late night host who says funny things writers write for him
Ben Shapiro (conservative): You can’t boycott something you never patronized.
8 out of 10 Americans haven't even been able to keep up with the cost of living!
pundit: lowest form of journalist
A recent article in the San Francisco Examiner reported that Nancy Pelosi
has sued Stanford Hospital, saying that "after her husband had surgery
there, he lost all interest in sex."
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract
surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight."
The mistakes of someone you don’t like are crimes.
- Norm MacDonald
Take from the thrifty and give to the shifty.
Study, get a good job and work hard.
and we'll "redistribute" your money to people that didn't.
- lost diary of Sun Tzu.
Wasserman Scultz, DNC - smashed hard drives!
Hillary Clinton, Sec of State - 33,000 emails lost, BleachBit drives, smashed devices!
Strzok/Page, FBI - 5 months of texts missing!
These are NOT accidents! This is a criminal administration destroying evidence!
We will not negotiate the status of unlawful immigrants while Democrats
hold our lawful citizens hostage over their reckless demands. This is
the behavior of obstructionist losers, not legislators.
When Democrats start paying our armed forces and first responders we
will reopen negotiations on immigration reform. During this politically
manufactured Schumer Shutdown, the President and his Administration will
fight for and protect the American people.
- Sarah H. Sanders
- Michelle Malkin
You lecture us about our carbon footprints while flying on private jets.
You preach feminism while brutalizing women.
You castigate violence while making millions off it in your movies.
You condemn guns, with armed bodyguards at your side.
You are the problem, not us.
Democrats, 2017: "Without illegals, who will pick our crops?"
If a liberal from 2017 showed up in 1960, he would be considered a dangerous lunatic.
- Dixon Diaz 2017
Little Boy: A unicorn.
Santa: Be realistic
Little Boy: How about a government that doesn't violate my rights.
Santa: What color unicorn do you want?
The period between Thanksgiving and Christmas is HARD for them because it
encompasses everything they hate;
Christianity, capitalism, joy, generosity, and their own families.
- Paul Joseph Watson
- Maximilien Robespierre
Liberal: I saw a statue.
Because even after you pay off your mortgage you still don't own your home.
Creating people smart enough to repeat what they're told and follow orders,
and dumb enough to think this makes them smarter than everyone else.
It's possible that Charles Manson was responsible for fewer deaths than the Clintons.
If your heart is in the right place, your hands can go anywhere.
Teach a man to fish ... you feed him for a lifetime.
Promise a man somebody else's fish for a lifetime ... you create a Democrat.
- LBJ
Teach a Democrat to fish ...
and he'll steal your rod, take your wallet, sexually assault the fish,
and then blame President Trump.
- Thomas Paine
- James Woods
Starbucks gave $98,581 to Hillary Clinton.
Bank of America gave $466,389 to Hillary Clinton.
Antifa rioters smashed out their windows.
Deport him, and you never have to feed him again.
- Ann Coulter
Baskin-Robbins and Heinz are having an argument.
- Anti-Fascist Action @gab
- Anti-Fascist Action @gab
- The People's Cube
- Elon Bell
I will not apologize for being Christian.
I will not apologize for being white.
I will not apologize for supporting gun ownership rights.
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first
person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill
again.
Democrats push for bow control.
We need to reduce quiver sizes and max draw strength.
His motives remain unclear. Orc heard screaming, "For Sauron, for
the Dark Lord, death to the world of men" during his attack.
As expected, white cis males dominate Elrond's top picks for the
Fellowship of the Ring.
Sire, the Nazgûl's are strafing the city!
Nazgûl attacks are just part and parcel of living in a big city.
Nazgul attackes are just part of living in a modern city.
- Rivendell mayor Naz al Gul
Dear Frodo, this ancient Elven chainmail will keep you safe.
I cannot accept this Uncle Bilbo. That would be cultural appropriation.
Why it's racist to criticize Orcs for eating human meat.
A cultural practice rooted in times of starvation under Elvish oppression.
Gandalf the Grey branded "far-right extremist", possibly racist and certainly
Orcphobic for advocating "small cut in Orcish immigration."
Behead those who say orcs are not peaceful people.
Old angry white male trying to stop innocent Balrog immigration with racist
border control magic.
#NotMyWizard #NeverGrandalf.
As anti-Orc sentiment rises after rising Orc attacks on Middle Earth
special council convenes to talk about tackling anti-Orc hate speech.
Sire, the Orcs, they're pouring across our walls and killing us!
If you kill your Orcs, they win.
It is over. Gondor will fall, and the world will go to darkness.
Stop the hate. Statistically more people die by disease than by Orcs.
Hate bigot Gandalf is imprisoned after stating:
If we let all of Mordor come to Middle Earth, Middle Earth will become Mordor.
One day Orcs will be the demographic majority in Rohan and in Gondor
so it'd be wise to be nice to them now so they're nice to us later.
AntiFa = AntiFact.
AntiFA = Anti F*cking American
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death
your right to say it.
Progressivism:
I dissaprove of what you say, and I will publicly shame you,
lobby to have you censored, and demand you be fired from your job.
- Benny (on FaceBook)
The KKK makes up .000002% of the U.S. population and is taking up
100% of liberal news coverage.
Democrats are blue.
Neither one gives a shit about you.
Impossible to observe, yet easy to experience
If you have to ask, you are an oppressor.
- The People's Cube
but not for entering that country illegally ... It's safe to say that
country is run by idiots!
- Matt Stone, co-creator of South Park
Accept responsibility for your own bad choices. Hug a white person.
I am, however, running for #MedicineWoman of #Liewatha tribe. #Taxagewea #Fauxcahontas
- James Woods.
You're not being inclusive.
You're not being open-minded.
You're being conquered.
It's like how Hogwarts uses a spell to hide its location from muggles.
- The People's Cube
- The People's Cube
Name your WiFi FBI Surveillance Van.
They SAVED us from the safe, clean, healthy, prosperous, decent, family-friendly, drug-free HELLHOLE America used to be!
- George Orwell
- George Orwell, Animal Farm
- George Orwell, 1984
- George Orwell, 1984
Please wait while congress does ... Nothing!
Eagle Egg: Illegal to destroy! Punishableby $250,000 fine and up to 2 years in prison.
Human Embryo: Legal to kill for any reason! Taxpayer money funds abortion providers.
Everything I don't like must be banned and everything
I like is a human right and must be paid for by others.
Thousands of regulations revealed that was a lie.
boy: (trying to impress her) I'm mentally ill too.
0% Indian, 100% Liar
0% Indian, 100% Idiot
3% Cherokee, 100% Asshole
Liewatha
Fauxchahontas
Runs with Gums Flapping
Princess Moonbat Feathers
Chief Fretting Bull
Chief Sitting Fool
Chief Spreading Bull
Chief Speaking Bull
Sitting Bullshit
If Chastity Bono can become a man, maybe there's hope for you too.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Thought perversion of justice a cinch,
But Comey was fired,
And the Senate inquired,
And now she's feeling the pinch.
- Tim Allen
If the government lies to us then it's politics.
- Bill Murray
Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist.
- Salman Rushdie
2012 Democrats lost the Senate
2016 Democrats lost the White House
2017 Democrats lost ability to reason
It's not Russia, it's YOU
- Rob Schneider
Maybe add burning books to the curriculum.
- Rob Schneider
- Harry Browne
- Cynical Pessimist
- Bill Maher
- George Carlin
- Prime Minister of France
- London mayor Sadiq Khan
They can't speak yet so they can't say their preferred gender.
Please refer to them as babyself or toddlereself until they can
say their pronoun preference otherwise you're ableist and transphobic.
They asked me what is most commonly found inside cells.
Turns out black people wasn't the right answer.
Unless the Shire takes in 10,000 Orcs, the Shire will not survive.
If JFK were alive today, I bet you'd hit him in the face with a bike lock.
It will be named "The Congressman."
It doesn't work, and you can't fire it.
They first lie on one side, then the other.
Then they roll over and lie again.
Apparently he could not discern "intent" from the letter of termination.
1) Klan hood
2) Antifa mask
3) Hijab
4) P*ssy hat
Spay and neuter liberals.
This message by: Partnership for a liberal-free America.
Help control the moron population.
Liberalism is a Mental Disorder. Save American. Imagine No Liberals.
The one flag liberals won't burn or stomp on.
A bunch of rich people
convincing poor people
to vote for the rich people
by telling the poor people
that other rich people
are the reason they're poor.
- Tim Allen
They can "coexist" with rapists, kidnappers, beheaders, drug dealers,
women beaters, gay killers, child molesters, pirates and slave owners.
But not Republicans.
First kid: "What does your dad do?"
Second kid: "He's a teacher. What does your dad do?"
First kid: "He's a politician"
Second kid: "Honest?"
First kid: "No, the usual kind."
The Republican proudly replies, "My father was a Republican,
his father before him was a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
The Democrat shoots back with "That's a stupid reason to be a Republican.
Supposing your father and grandfather had been bank robbers.
What would you be then?"
"A Democrat."
"Watch this," the Republican says, and goes to a homeless person,
pulls on a wad of bills, takes $20 and gives it to the man. Then
he places the remaining bills back into his pocket. Returning to
his friend, he says, "Now, you try it."
"OK," the Democrat says. Then he reaches into his Republican buddies
pocket, pulls out the wad of bill, takes another $20 from it, gives
it to the homeless man, and places the rest into his own pocket.
"You're right," he says, "I do feel better."
But not as garbage collectors.
But not as sewer workers.
But not as miners.
I guess those aren't glamourous enough to need equality.
What Billy?
A Democrat. So I can trample on citizens rights and get away with it too!
- Nancy Pelosi
They would make life dificult for Muslim car bombers and crowd drivers.
- Clint Eastwood.
- Bobby Jindal
I told him I was watching out for the CIA.
He laughed. I laughed. The Amazon Echo laughed ...
Shouldn't a 16-year-old who identifies as a 21-year-old be allowed to consume alcohol?
Shouldn't a 40-year-old who identifies as a 70-year-old receive Social Security Benefits and senior citizen discount at the movie theatre?
I mean if we are going to identify people simply because of their "feelings" - doesn't anything go?
Definition of Bigot: A person who wins an argument with a liberal.
Definition of Islamophobe: A person who wins an argument with a liberal.
Definition of Misogynist: A person who wins an argument with a liberal.
Definition of Homophobe: A person who wins an argument with a liberal.
Definition of Fascist: A person who wins an argument with a liberal.
Definition of Nazi: A person who wins an argument with a liberal.
Definition of Hitler: A person who wins an argument with a liberal.
- Alice Teller
If a Muslim barber refuses on religious grounds to cut the hair of a
lesbian, whose side does a liberal take?
- Dinesh DeSouza
You are entering a Sharia-Free Zone.
Please set your watch forward 1,400 years.
Unless Liberals are banned, the world will explode.
- Dennis Prager
1. Muslims
2. Illegal Aliens
2. Blacks
3. Very liberal women
4. Gays
5. Hispanics
6. Criminals
7. Foreigners
7. All other Americans
Some of their special interest fans are realizing the DNC believes "better dead than offended."
- Ann coulter
You wish to live in a place that welcomes Muslims because you're an open-minded liberal.
You do realize they wish to eliminate all your friends who are LGBT, feminist, atheist, socialist, your dog, non-muslims ... And liberals right?
Response: Too bad you can't say the same thing at a family reunion.
- Lena Dunham (on Twitter)
- Ann Coulter
They're behaving like Marxists.
Thug Lives Matter.
I figure the lack of brains there will keep the undead masses away.
- Bob Kostic
- Nancy Pelosi
There are a million men sitting at home
enjoying the peace and quiet today.
Must take responsibilities for the collective crimes of your ancestors.
But must not take pride in their collective achievements ... because THAT would be racist.
Don't steal.
Don't cheat.
The government HATES competition.
- Rob Schneider on Twitter
I believed in you when you told me that Iraq had WMDs
I believed in you when you said that the NSA would never
Illegally listen to US citizens phone calls and emails
Save your mock indignation because we've wised up to your Propaganda
Russian hackers, ya right
I don't think the UN should have the right to 8 billion dollars of our tax money every year.
But if you fear Muslims Chanting "Death To USA" you have Islamophobia!
mother to son: "Well you'll have to decide. You can't be both."
Please, tell me more about how there are 31 genders.
Wish them a merry Christmas while waving the American Flag on your way to work.
- Charlton Heston
The old man's wife replied,
"Oh Dear God, we've never had a Democrat in the family before"!
move out = white flight = racism
move in = gentrification = racism
see color = racism
don't see color = ignoring racism = racism
don't partake in culture = non-inclusive = racism
engage in culture = appropriation = racism
- General James "Mad Dog" Mattis
- General James "Mad Dog" Mattis
- General James "Mad Dog" Mattis
- General James "Mad Dog" Mattis
- General James "Mad Dog" Mattis
When asked why, he replied, "Because I’d rather it was one of them that
dies than one of us."
15 people went to the hospital, 734 need counseling and classes are
cancelled for a week.
Democrats: Smash the other hand to make them equal.
Conservatives: Heal the injured hand to make them equal.
It's really that simple.
Don't worry he will be out of office in two more months.
... no matter how hard you try, nothing ever gets resolved.
It's like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good you are,
the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board
and strut around like it's victorious.
It's like debating with a monkey; no matter how researched or rational
your argument is, the monkey will just throw poop at everyone and strut
about like it won.
- John C. Wright
a person who hates or refuses to accept individuals of a particular group
involved in criminal activities, such as border crossing, drug smuggling,
killings, beheadings, and represent a threat to society.
- Declaration of Independence
How to play:
1. Load a revolver with six bullets.
2. Aim it towards your head.
3. Say "It has nothing to do with Islam" and pull the trigger.
This ends the game.
10 Steps In Case Of A Terrorist Attack In European City
1. Tearful Cartoons
2. Facebook Filter
3. Crying On TV
4. Light Up Buildings
5. Candlelight Vigils
6. Bring in more refugees
7. Call those who want to stop refugees, bigots.
8. Wait for the next attack
9. Repeat
10. Do nothing
We're going to be fucked anyway, why not get fucked by a pro.
Do your part to fight fascism: eat meat and do drugs.
It sounds a lot like, "But other than that, how was the play,
Mrs. Lincoln?"
Evidently, not the Democrats or the mainstream media that support the
Black Lives Matter group.
6,511 homicides in Chicago
2,301 U.S. Casualties in Afghanistan
4,486 U.S. Casualties in Iraq
Muslim Man: "I don't believe that women have any rights, and I think gays
should be hanged."
Liberal Woman: "Wow, what a complete primitive asshole you are! You
must be Republican."
Muslim Man: "No, actually, I'm a Muslim and those are my religious beliefs."
Liberal Woman: "Oh! I'm sorry! I apologize! I hope you don't think
I'm Islamophobic!"
How come we never hear about Welfare running out of money.
What's interesting is the first group worked for their money, but
the second group didn't.
Maybe it is time to switch things up in the faculty.
The universe does not give a fuck about you.
- Cthulhu 2016
blame your parents for raising a pussy.
Further polls have revealed those scientists are also willing
to prove the Earth is flat if it will keep their government
funding flowing.
The 97% of the scientists not on government payrolls
are insulted that the fraudsters receiving government
funds have the gall to call themselves scientists.
9 out of 10 polar bears surveyed think Al Gore is full of crap.
2015: 18-20 year olds need 'safe zones' on college campuses to protect
their fragile emotions from 'offensive' words.
Don't you feel safer now?
Imagine a bowl of M&Ms with 10% of them poisoned. Would you eat
a handful?
It's time we made peace with Islam.
Ask the Native Americans.
We do NOT check facts.
We do not think critically.
We get everything wrong.
However.
We are proud of what we do.
When the government takes away your right to do something and sells
it back to you.
Since the job of school is to turn students into soulless zombies
incapable of independent thought, it hardly matters whether
students live or die.
Please have your Democrat spayed or neutered.
- Ernest Benn (1875-1954), British publisher and writer
- Tacitus
- Lao-Tzu
What happens when you don't control immigration.
Rich people paying other rich people to tell
middle class people to blame really rich people.
- Cynical Pessimist
That's nuts."
- Mike Rowe
- The Cynical Pessimist
- Cynical Pessimist
- Larry Elder
- Dr. Thomas Sowell
- Dr. Thomas Sowell
- Dr. Thomas Sowell
- Dr. Thomas Sowell
- Dennis Prager
- Edward Britton
- George Will
Moonbats
Spouting
Nothing
But
Crap
MS-DNC
MS-PMS
MS-LSD
MS-NB HEE-HAW
- The Cynical Pessimist
- Christopher Hitchens
- George Carlin
- George Carlin
- Lord Acton
- Thomas Jefferson
- Janes Law
- Aesop
- Voltaire
- Voltaire
- Robert A. Heinlein, Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love
- Bill Hicks
- Oscar Ameringer
The fortune teller says, "You will die on a major US holiday."
Bin Laden says, "Which one?!"
She replies, "Doesn't matter. Whatever day you die, it's gonna be a major US holiday."
- Homeland Security adviser Fran Townsend, on "failure" to capture Osama bin Laden
- Golda Meir
- Percy Bysshe Shelley
The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol for the President.
It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.
- Margaret Chase Smith
- Peter H. Peel
- G. Gordon Liddy
- Adam Smith
- Adam Smith
- General George S. Patton
Anti-Christian Liberties Union
Athiests Criminals Liberals United
Associated Criminals Liberation Unit
American Criminal Liars Union
American Civil Liberties Undermined
You go to the other end hear what the politician's say.
- The Cynical Pessimist
- Oscar Wilde
- Vladimir Lenin
- Frank Chodorov
- Goethe
- Thomas Jefferson
- Friedrich Engels
- Lord Acton, letter to Mary Gladstone, 24 April 1881
- Hegel
- Fred Woodworth, The Match!, No. 79
- Alan Coren
To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.
- Theodore Roosevelt
- Theodore Roosevelt
- Theodore Roosevelt
- Theodore Roosevelt
- Theodore Roosevelt
- National Review
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate Washington
spends it.
- Richard Lamm
Marxist: a sociopathic, manipulative liar who pretends to favor the
working class, while actually exploiting them and protecting the
interests of the elite.
- William F. Buckley
- Groucho Marx
- P. J. O'Rourke
- P. J. O'Rourke
- P. J. O'Rourke
- P. J. O'Rourke
- P. J. O'Rourke
- P. J. O'Rourke
- Daniel Hannan
- Edward Langley
Kill a Democrat!
- William L. Anderson
- William L. Anderson
- Thomas Paine
- Thomas Paine
- William L. Anderson
When they took the 6th Amendment, I was quiet because I am innocent.
When they took the 2nd Amendment, I was quiet because I don't own a gun.
Now they have taken the 1st Amendment, and I can only be quiet.
- Lyle Myhr
- C.S. Lewis
- Bruce Baum
- John Adams
- John Adams
Why not. He shot the hell out of the Constitution!
- Jay Leno
- Jay Leno
- Jay Leno
- Jay Leno
One asked the other, "What did you say?"
The other replied "I didn't say anything. I was just talking."
- Robert A. Heinlein
- Plato
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, Following the Equator, 1897
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Never say anything in a national campaign that anyone might remember.
- Eugene McCarthy
- Laurence J. Peter
- Patrick Henry
- Bertrand Russell
- Charles Babbage
- Albert Einstein
- Albert Einstein
- Albert Einstein
- Pat Paulsen
If you think allowing illegal immigrants entry into this country is good,
just ask an American Indian what he think of his country after allowing
white man into his country for a few hundred years?
- The Cynical Pessimist
- Henry A. Kissinger
- Henry A. Kissinger
- The Cynical Pessimist
- George Burns
- George Bernard Shaw
- Sir Winston Churchill
- Sir Winston Churchill
- Sir Winston Churchill
- Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris
- Ambrose Bierce
- Ambrose Bierce
- Ambrose Bierce
- Ambrose Bierce
- Ambrose Bierce
- Ambrose Bierce
- Benjamin Disraeli
- Davy Crockett
- The Dukes of Hazard
- Rev. Henry Ward Beecher
- Justice Louis D. Brandeis
- Justice Louis D. Brandeis
- Bill Clinton
- Robert Schaeberle
- Doug Casey
- Doug Casey
- Doug Casey
- Doug Casey
- Doug Casey
- Ralph Nader
- John Maynard Keynes
- David B. Coblitz
- Dr. Jim Boren
- Dr. Jim Boren
- Dr. Jim Boren
- Sen. Robert C. Byrd
- Walter Goodman
- Cullen Hightower
- Cullen Hightower
- Clarence Darrow
- Wiley Miller
- Judge Gideon J. Tucker
- Voltaire
- Simon Cameron
- John De Armond
- Bertrand de Jouvenel
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Barry Goldwater
- Ronald Reagan
- Ronald Reagan
- Ronald Reagan
- Debra Saunders
- David C. Stolinsky
- Jonathan Swift
- Cornelius Tacitus
- Harry S. Truman
- The Cynical Pessimist
Now it is of the crooks, by the crooks and for the crooks.
- Charlie Daniels
- Charlie Daniels
- Moe Tucker
- Fred Woodworth
- Saint Augustine
- Robert Orben
- Gerald Barzan
- The Cynical Pessimist
They lie about what they will do when the get elected.
They lie about what they are doing when they are in office.
They lie about what they did when they are no longer in office.
When they are dead and buried, they lie underground.
- The Cynical Pessimist
- Paul Harvey
- Milton Friedman
- Milton Friedman
- The Cynical Pessimist
- Ann Coulter
- Ann Coulter
- Ann Coulter
- Denis Diderot
- Farmer's Almanac
- Isaac Asimov
- Isaac Asimov
- Richard M. Ebeling
- Teddy Kennedy at the National Press Club, 2002
- John Derbyshire
CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises.
Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, use the dirt to raise the levies
in New Orleans and put the Florida alligators into the moat.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head
that far up my ass!
On their way up they robbed our parents.
While on top they robbed us.
On their way down they robbed our children.
29% responded, "Yes, it is a serious problem."
71% responded, "No es una problema serioso."
Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
Touch Some Ass
Total Sexual Assault.
Touches Sensitive Areas.
Testicle Safety Assessors
Tracking Sexual Apendages
Truly Scandalous Actions.
Thousands Standing Around.
Thousands of Stupid Answers.
Terrorists Screenings Amok.
Terrorist Support Agency.
Terrorist Sympathetic Agency.
Theatrics Stupidity and Apathy.
Take Something Always.
TSA - a bird in air is worth two hands in ...
TSA - a little jab'll do ya.
TSA - free full-body massage with every flight.
TSA - no Victoria, you have no Secret now.
TSA - fondling our way to safety.
TSA - proving what's in your pants is a deadly weapon.
TSA - travel with a human touch.
TSA - Journey's scannin', touchin', squeezin'.
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
Grope discounts available
If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
We are now free to move about your pants.
It's not a grope, it's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
We handle more packages than the USPS.
D.H.S., DHS - Department of Homeland Scams.
F.B.I., FBI - Famous But Incompetent.
N.S.A., NSA - Never Say Anything
P.E.T.A. PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.
We don't need no steenkin' congress!
Work, succeed, be happy.
-Jay Leno
- Jay Leno
- Jimmy Fallon
Q: When did the Russians interfere in our election?
A: 2016.
A: Barack Hussein Obama.
A: John Brennan.
A: Clapper.
A: First Robert Mueller, then James Comey.
If we get nuked it will be by:
Leftist Strategy:
2. Ignore the facts.
3. Name call, and NEVER answer a question!
PRISONS
- Free food
- Free medical / healthcare
- Only the police and guards have guns
Low Information Voter Thoughts
- Why stop at Gun Free Zones? We should also create Crime Free Zones!
- I voted for Change, so how come things are still the same?
- The National Socialist Party had nothing to do with Socialism, right?
- We have weekends off, thanks to unions. If enough people join unions, we can get the other five days off.
- My body is my business, but so is what other people earn.
- I don't care what the Bill Of Rights is, as long as someone's footing the bill.
- Why read the Constitution when you can watch the Daily Show?
- Voting "D" = free stuff. Voting "R"= bummer, I'll have to work.
- I read in Cosmo that Republicans want to ban sex. It's totally true.
- We keep voting Democrat, but we're STILL poor.
- First lady is like Kim Kardashian, except with other people's money.
- Someday I'll live in my OWN basement.
Warren Buffett, in a recent interview with CNBC, offers one of the best quotes
about the debt ceiling:
Most people vote based on what they are told by the media. A minority
of people vote based on properly informed and developed opinion.
I met a fairy today and she said she would grant me one wish.
The 12 Days Of Christmas (government style)
Eleven printers printing
Ten banks rejoicing
Nine percent not working
Eight class-warfarists arming
Seven homes foreclosing
Six retailers liquidating
Five Ponzi schemes!
Four bandit masks
Three dollar gas
Two Cash-For-Golds
And one Fed inflaaaaaaating ...
No Nativity in Washington this Christmas
I wanted to leak the story early so everyone fully understands.
Q: What did Disney ask Santa for?
A: Their good reputation back.
A: A hockey player will shower after three periods.
A: The plane's left wing isn't trying to crash it out of contempt.
A: The Titanic had its lights on when it sank.
A: Whatever it wants.
A: An idiot doesn't have tenure.
A: A woman is created by god. A "birthing person" is created in a woke person's brain.
A: These days about three months.
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around whining for 6 weeks after you leave a load in it.
A: Rittenhouse's shots are effetive.
A: 82 years.
A: One is organized.
A: Stimulus.
A: Shut up, Bernie.
A: That's giving up your own opinion to please people who will still hate you.
A: 82 years.
A: The Titanic had its lights on when it sank.
A: Electricity!
A: No. We replaced Obama with President Trump.
A: Have you considered going to prison?
A: The hooker will stop screwing you when you run out of money!
A: The letter F!
A: It's so cold that Elizabeth Warren is pretending to be an Eskimo.
A: The Nazis knew they were fascists.
A: A hockey player will shower after three periods.
A: Because it has the word "control" in it.
A: Give him an enema.
A: The government denies it!
A: In a Swiss bank account.
A: It depends on how thin you slice them.
A: One has a Scottish accent, the other has a Pakistani accent.
A: Nobody knows, they’ve never tried.
A: One is an ugly scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
A: Because it works.
A: It's called: Everyone I don't like is a Russian Hacker, the emotioinal guide to avoiding taking responsibility for your crimes.
A: Because they're a bunch of jackasses.
A: You don't have to. They are born that way.
A: Tell him a fact.
A: A rifle only has one trigger.
A: None, they prefer to stay in the dark.
A: A whine cellar.
A: Ha ha, I don't know either.
A: After a while the dung will dry up and the stink will go away.
A: A spear has a point.
A: Elvis has been spotted.
A: The drunk guy because the others are mythical creatures.
A: It was so cold that I actually saw a Democrat with his hands in his own pockets.
A: E.T. learned to speak English and wants to go home.
A: At some point the puppy grows up and stops whining.
A: A Democratic has his head up his own ass. A Liberal has his head up another man's ass.
A: 2, one to insure the public that everything possible is being done, while the other screws it into a water faucet."
A: After a lifetime of being screwed by liberals, he was finally able to screw a liberal.
A: That all depends on what your definition of the word 'light bulb' is.
A: None. Democrats expect the government to do it for them.
A: University.
A: Both have no brain function but one is a cute baby who deserves to live.
A: Because there isn't a "no class" section.
A: Yes. My wife is a Democrat.
A: A map of the United States.
A: You can't. They're born that way.
A: The embryo has a heart.
A: The higher you go, the scarcer it gets.
A: When it is spewed forth by liberals and the mass media!
- The Cynical Pessimist
A: No, I think they should stay in jail as long as anyone else should.
A: The lips move.
A: The lips move.
A: The lips move.
A: They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
A: Because neither of them have a point.
A: It won't work and you can't fire it.
A: When it’s called affirmative action.
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