So, I was walking through Chicago and saw that there was a Muslim bookstore. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As ... I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S.Immigration policy reguarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans."

The clerk shouted, "GET OUT! GET OUT AND STAY OUT!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

- Ted Nugent

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