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The following is from a facebook post by Faisal Saeed Al Mutar on November 15, 2015

EDIT: "My friend Joseph from the United States wrote this on my wall after hearing my discussion with Dave Rubin and he gave me a FULL permission and copyright to share it under my name without any attribution" :

It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.

It’s like a bad Monty Python sketch:

Islamic Terrorist: "We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."

Leftist Apologist: "No you didn’t."

Islamic Terrorist: "Wait, what? Yes we did ..."

Leftist Apologist: "No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons."

Islamic Terrorist: "WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers."

Leftist Apologist: "No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so."

Islamic Terrorist: "Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."

Leftist Apologist: "Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry."

Islamic Terrorist: "What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians – disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!"

Leftist Apologist: "Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out."

Islamic Terrorist: "Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us."

Leftist Apologist: "No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."

Islamic Terrorist: "OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?"

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